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MrQueasy posted:What's the difference between an etymologist and an entomologist? i stole your joke and told it to my parents
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Fart Sandwiches posted:I have 3 parrots (two conures and a caique) and two of them would definitely take off a finger or two if they were any larger. I do not gently caress with larger birds at all. I love Caiques, my mom has had a few. They really are toddlers with bolt cutters on their faces. Used to rough house on the floor with them all the time, they’d flip onto their backs and try to kick the poo poo outta me
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RokosCockatrice posted:It's hard to imagine just how cool cigarettes were before people knew they caused cancer. They became grungy and dirty which has a punk counter culture element to it, but being the good guy and smoking must have ruled so hard  2 cool 4 u
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RokosCockatrice posted:It's hard to imagine just how cool cigarettes were before people knew they caused cancer. They became grungy and dirty which has a punk counter culture element to it, but being the good guy and smoking must have ruled so hard
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Analytic Engine posted:https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1631943191959326722?s=46&t=2w7hcz5FPFygLmBT4UVItg how soon we forget about lowtax
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dpkg chopra posted:how soon we forget about lowtax Truly a modern socrates
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https://twitter.com/bromethazine/status/1632382564928290817 dudes rock
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Roosevelt posted:
I keep refreshing the page but elon still owns twitter somehow
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twitter is down lol it's happening
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"TWITTER SAYS MADE AN INTERNAL CHANGE THAT HAD SOME UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES; WORKING ON THIS NOW AND WILL SHARE AN UPDATE WHEN IT’S FIXED" from a newsfeed account: https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1632793221582430211?s=20
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pmchem posted:"TWITTER SAYS MADE AN INTERNAL CHANGE THAT HAD SOME UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES; WORKING ON THIS NOW AND WILL SHARE AN UPDATE WHEN IT’S FIXED"
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Someone left their dog in Twitter hq and it inadvertently locked everyone out. Elon is currently tapping on the datacenter window with a biscuit to get it to step on the button that restores API access. One of the engineers is doing that, Elon is yelling at the dog that it's fired
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The Fool posted:I think we'll know it when we see it 
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At Elon Musk’s ‘brittle’ Twitter, tweaks trigger massive outages I thought about tracking down a tweet for this but I'd like the link to be visible tomorrow.
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ultrafilter posted:At Elon Musk’s ‘brittle’ Twitter, tweaks trigger massive outages coward
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buckfast? sounds more like buckwild to me
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thank you monks 🙏
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i have only been blackout drunk twice in my life and one of those times was under the influence of buckfast
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cowboy beepboop posted:thank you monks 🙏 thonks
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Sapozhnik posted:i have only been blackout drunk twice in my life and one of those times was under the influence of buckfast
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i am willing to try some if there is an adult who can chaperone me
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