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There was the failed piping of a high energy laser through a Nintendo entertainment system. I was 7. Then I was stabbed through the shoulder with the sword of Damascus when I was 14 in homeroom at school. It was supposed to go through my lung and heart but OOPS! It missed. Guy said he was gettin some dirt off my shoulder. I guess I was already supposed to be Chinese at that point. But also you would have to know I’m not to set up the pointer and genetic marker. Then somebody placed the cat09 tails on me when I was 16, right after back surgery, but that didn’t kill me because I was nice. Then people tried to convince me to drink industrial solvent in college to prep my glottal region for a strict quinine (blue dab) but I was like nah I don’t want to do that. A lot of people are pissed off that I’m not Chinese or profoundly mentally disabled now. Be angry, I don’t give a gently caress.
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Wow why are so many people out to get you I just could never understand it
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genuinely don't understand why you're not perma'd
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Treecko posted:Wow why are so many people out to get you I just could never understand it I understand why you are so upset and I just want to let you know that I don’t give a gently caress about you.
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:genuinely don't understand why you're not perma'd I understand your anger, but I just don’t care.
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Treecko posted:Wow why are so many people out to get you I just could never understand it lol
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cb is off his meds and posting MEGATHREAD
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do you realize we're all aliens to whatever else is out there 
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When do ik applications for this thread open
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Clammy Claps Back
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Mozi posted:do you realize we're all aliens to whatever else is out there I understand your unbridled rage, but not identifying as my Chinese murder replacement does not make me an alien or a robot. It just means a Nintendo is a fairly safe gaming system in terms of electronics and programming.
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You know too much and Nintendo has a price on your head.
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Sophy Wackles posted:You know too much and Nintendo has a price on your head. Pssshhhh sonic is your boyfriend, apparently. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I understand your unbridled rage, but not identifying as my Chinese murder replacement does not make me an alien or a robot. It just means a Nintendo is a fairly safe gaming system in terms of electronics and programming. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2asDPQrv0Nw
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now that you mention it OP i'm pretty disappointed that you're not chinese
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:now that you mention it OP i'm pretty disappointed that you're not chinese But I am Asian. Gypsy and polish orthodox jew. I don’t understand why that’s such a letdown for people. Like they were still being racist against Asians, it’s just that they think all Asians look the same. 
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Knuck if you buck boy
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I rmember fixing my Nintendo high energy lasers by blowing in it. 90s kids will know whats up!!
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:genuinely don't understand why you're not perma'd  Be kind, IMHO nothing exceeds like excess, indeed I'm told our dear Clammy has a tribute thread rn in this very GBS!
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:genuinely don't understand why you're not perma'd
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hey OP have you tried uhhh.... huh? *zones out*
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It’s cool though, I got all the data I needed to repair my body. Would have been a lot easier without all the ancillary contributing factors and taken much less time but I got the job done, for me.
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tell us more about how Jews are Asian, tho
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SonOfGhostDad posted:tell us more about how Jews are Asian, tho Russians are Asians.
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OP did you know that if nickel ions are arranged in a quartz lattice in concentrations not exceeding that of the Romboid-Frankfurt Limit, then the plasmotic reharmonizations are entirely captured within the pentquantic field and no longer escape though the process of string diffusion?
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It just sucks that the whole thing should have been pretty straightforward, as far as I structure my life. But people get in some headspace where stop doesn’t mean stop and no doesn’t mean no and it’s like 6 years later still trying to find scraps of data and who’s holding what because they don’t even bother bringing it out so long as people are volunteering to do their torture routine for free and at no loss of inventory because they aren’t losing something each time they use it because somebody in a protected class is holding it.
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:genuinely don't understand why you're not perma'd Hey, at least Clammy B's gimmick (if it can be called that) is highly variable, not just non-stop TUGGIN TUGGIN TUGGIN
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Hey OP I really like eating cream cheese but it's just too dang fattening so I don't have it that often. This makes me want it even more so when I do eat it I feel really relieved and satisfied but also kind of guilty. How do you feel about cream cheese on really soft baguettes?
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I like cream cheese. I get it occasionally, I like it on toasted bagels but I also make a drat good cinnamon roll icing. Sometimes I get on a dairy kick and I’m at the store like hrrrrrnnnnnnggggg and I’m like yeah I’ll get cream cheese and cheddar and milk and cereal and ice cream and frozen pizza and Mac and cheese and nachos and I’m gonna eat it and love it all, but then it’s like I could probably just make 2 grilled cheeses and be over it. So yeah cream cheese if I’m in a cream cheese mood. 
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using markov chains to generate your posts in the era of ChatGPT is a bit of an affectation, like using a flipphone
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I just think it’s interesting how people act on things you were supposed to be injured by, with no real medical data to support their actions, and don’t listen to no or stop. I don’t see how anything could go wrong. Like unnecessary surgery or malpractice that is swept under the rug and then becomes open license for the CIA to move in with goring tools that aren’t even close to the same bore as the surgical tools and operate as if they are doing the same thing for almost 2 years. Because one guy won’t admit fault under some california franchise horseshit.
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Ain't seen a peep about public transport The people who want sheep also prefer the worst way to transport them all every day.
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How does somebody do this 200 times in a row and not realize it? “Oh, I surgically removed a carbon chain, I have a link to you, and I’m still holding the data. Every time I get power from someone, I get read along with the data. Oh my, this carbon chain has reformed in the patients body. I am going to do the same procedure on the same spot. Oh my, the carbon chain has reformed. I need to get more aggressive, use more power more frequently, and disregard Ph. Oh my the same thing keeps happening.” To the point the surgery is so negligent that somebody literally stepping in and goring a patient with a weapon with no medical purpose is indistinguishable from the doctors actual procedure.
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Idk maybe I’m supposed to feel so loving grateful for getting such an advanced procedure, and initially it did save my life. But then it’s just one of these magical things made by S that nobody is allowed to talk about or challenge if anything goes wrong. The reality is that it’s not unknowable and there isn’t some special medicine people need to know, it’s just a very small scalpel and suction. No clamps, no forceps, no optics. Any surgeon should have been able to spot the malpractice. But everything of the magic and infallible S is the direct word of god and can do no wrong and we’re all bound to a vow of silence about the almighty machine that is more important than life to people in california.
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gas, ban
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take me off your ignore list OP!!!!!
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:gas, ban Please dont. You guys need a date with just no bans maybe, i dont know. Just dont perma ban anyone with big reg dates
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I’m too wild for HCCOTC. 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM5_6js19eM
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Russians are Asians. Makes u think
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