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Idk if this is a thing or just where I live but whenever you hear an ad for a bar on the radio or whatever they all say poo poo like “come to McPaddy’s, where we have the coldest beers on tap!” Who hears that and gets stoked to go there? Are there people out there who think other bars don’t have a fridge/freezer or something? Is that all they care about, not what the beer is, just that it’s loving cold as poo poo?
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I.N.R.I posted:Bring me the cold deer. I want to watch it expire, due to bitcoin.
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Mar 24, 2023 22:40
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If you make bad beer really cold it just tastes like cold, instead of bad, so you can get drunk on the cheap
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Mar 24, 2023 22:42
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Well, if the beer being served to me isn't the coldest in town, I must be getting shorted or ripped off somehow.
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Mar 24, 2023 22:43
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They actually mean the beers are mean as poo poo OP.
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Mar 24, 2023 22:45
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It sounds like the type of advertisement aimed at pre-refridgeration rurals, like from the first part of the twentieth century when not every place had proper refrigeration or an icebox
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Mar 24, 2023 22:47
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It makes it more "refreshing".
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Mar 24, 2023 22:47
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You're as cold as beer You're willing to besmear
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Mar 24, 2023 22:47
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How about "FREE BEER TOMORROW" XD
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Mar 24, 2023 22:48
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Diabetes insipidus (not related to ye olde regular diabetes (mellitus)) is associated with being thirsty all the time and strongly preferring cold liquids. Maybe they’re looking to appeal to this particular demographic. (But yes, also when something is colder, you taste it less, so bad beer is more palatable… and as we all know the purpose of drinking beer isn’t to enjoy the taste but just to GET DRUNK WHOOOO)
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Mar 24, 2023 22:51
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Nooner posted:How about drat
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Mar 24, 2023 22:53
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numberoneposter posted:You're as cold as beer rap battle thread is over there
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Mar 24, 2023 22:54
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They do it to mock your autism. Edit: I immediately take that back I was just trying to be a smartass
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Mar 24, 2023 22:54
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the wettest water
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Mar 24, 2023 22:59
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our claim to fame here is our moist hands
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Mar 24, 2023 23:00
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>>>W I Z A R D M A S T E R<<<* *half off
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Mar 24, 2023 23:03
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there is little else to distinguish most bars from one another, except whether they serve bud or miller and the size of the homely bartenders breasts (male/female)
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Mar 24, 2023 23:03
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it increases the drinkability, which beer ads have led me to believe is an important thing I should care about I'm drinking room temp fiddlehead while I boil maple, this is are country (vermont) STABASS posted:there is little else to distinguish most bars from one another, except whether they serve bud or miller and the size of the homely bartenders breasts (male/female) guessing you've never been to a bar that has: an assortment of reasonably priced beers, an assortment of based games of some kind (skeeball, arcade, whatever) and most importantly has a courtyard/patio/other which gets a visit from a mexican food truck on a nightly basis these are the best bars afaict
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Mar 24, 2023 23:04
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If they served warm beer people might think they are British hth op
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Mar 24, 2023 23:05
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free hubcaps posted:If they served warm beer people might think they are British hth op beer, earl gray, hot
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Mar 24, 2023 23:06
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Well its better than advertising that they have the HOTTEST possible beer, right?
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Mar 24, 2023 23:06
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Cabbages and Kings posted:beer, earl gray, hot
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Mar 24, 2023 23:07
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Cabbages and Kings posted:beer, earl gray, hot 
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Mar 24, 2023 23:11
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Vietnamwees posted:Well its better than advertising that they have the HOTTEST possible beer, right? "served at 211.9F" would, minimally, get my attention e: also all the booze would be gone at that temp  
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Mar 24, 2023 23:11
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Cabbages & Kings Bar: WE HEAT ALL OUR BEER TO 211.9, RECAPTURING THE ALCOHOL IN A STILL AND THEN BUBBLING VAPORIZED ETHANOL THROUGH YOUR SCALDING HOT DRINK!! COME ON DOWN TO FLAVOR TOWN
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Mar 24, 2023 23:13
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Warm beer Wizard Master.
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Mar 24, 2023 23:18
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You can't ban the British, but you can deter the British.
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Mar 24, 2023 23:19
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My motel room had both air conditioning and color tv.
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Mar 24, 2023 23:24
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*Jon Taffer enters the chat*
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Mar 24, 2023 23:25
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Cabbages and Kings posted:beer, earl gray, hot I once drank an Earl Grey IPA warmed by Patrick Stewart’s body heat as it ran like liquid gold over his bald head
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Mar 24, 2023 23:26
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There was a bar around here that had igloo coolers with ice behind the bar till about 2015. They did not have the coldest beers in town.Haverchuck posted:It sounds like the type of advertisement aimed at pre-refridgeration rurals, like from the first part of the twentieth century when not every place had proper refrigeration or an icebox Yeah, just ingrained now since whoever it was started refrigerating train cars to ship their beer across country because bars were serving it warm and making it taste worse. Roll up windows, rewind video, hang up the phone, coldest beers.
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Mar 24, 2023 23:36
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free hubcaps posted:If they served warm beer people might think they are British hth op Amusingly, cheap beer in Britain is often served from a novelty beer tap that has a visible layer of frost, so you can visualize how cold your beer will be.
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Mar 24, 2023 23:41
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.random posted:Diabetes insipidus (not related to ye olde regular diabetes (mellitus)) is associated with being thirsty all the time and strongly preferring cold liquids. I hate Harry Potter and his nonsense spells
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Mar 24, 2023 23:41
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Wheat on tap with pulp. Refresh like chilly willy.
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Mar 24, 2023 23:41
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my local bar's claim to fame is having the most glory holes per sq ft in the tri state area. I'll be sure to snap a pic next time I'm "in there"
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Mar 25, 2023 00:11
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if the rockies are blue what the cop said is true
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Mar 25, 2023 00:19
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STABASS posted:my local bar's claim to fame is having the most glory holes per sq ft in the tri state area. I'll be sure to snap a pic next time I'm "in there" We don't need a selfie.
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Mar 25, 2023 00:20
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I keep hearing ads about not only the coldest beer on tap, but the coldest beer mugs also. Like "our mugs have been super chilled to the point where even picking one up will cause immediate frost burn requiring medical attention ohhhh yeeeeeaaaah."
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I suspect that the 'coldest' is a selling point for people who enjoy a cold beer after a hot day at work. A crisp cold beer can be quite refreshing on a hot day.
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