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PIZZA.BAT posted:i'm a personal fan of 'what is it like to see someone die? i wonder if my mom knows' because it perfectly nails how i get when i smoke pot and is why i don't partake anymore you can do whatever you want in life
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Salt Fish posted:Here is the number 1 highest, most positively rated "funny computer" picture on imgur: restaurant quality no slip mat is a pro move for a doormat
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Salt Fish posted:This one was rated -2 points: this site owns   
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“so I said Steve, no matter what you do, the guitar is just not a percussion instrument. no slapping the strings doesn’t count.”
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epic bacon posted:this site owns I bought some jewlery for our daughter before she was born with the January birth stone (Garnetts) since that’s when she was due. She came bit early: on the last day of the year. I mentioned we’d always tell her it was an Off By One error and then had to explain why that joke is very funny
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ADINSX posted:I bought some jewlery for our daughter before she was born with the January birth stone (Garnetts) since that’s when she was due. She came bit early: on the last day of the year. I mentioned we’d always tell her it was an Off By One error and then had to explain why that joke is very funny computer people probably shouldn't reproduce
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Roosevelt posted:computer people probably shouldn't reproduce Too late 
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when two computer programs love each other very much, they'll smash stacks, causing a buffer overflow
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Roosevelt posted:computer people probably shouldn't reproduce [insert your own copy-on-write joke here]
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FMguru posted:there have been multiple efforts to publish achewood in book form - they have all come crashing down in hilarious and depressing (and very on-brand) fashion ty for these PIZZA.BAT posted:i'm a personal fan of 'what is it like to see someone die? i wonder if my mom knows' because it perfectly nails how i get when i smoke pot and is why i don't partake anymore same but it why i keep smoking
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FMguru posted:the pdfs are terrific, someone in the grey forums achewood thread put a lot of effort into making them, and they include all the ephemera from the blogs and zines and subscriber-only material and promotional stuff I had forgotten the Ray stoned one. "That is Todd. I know him." ..."I know Todd." is very relatable stoner thought.
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FMguru posted:there have been multiple efforts to publish achewood in book form - they have all come crashing down in hilarious and depressing (and very on-brand) fashion  NoneMoreNegative posted:
I have the hardbacks of the previous releases somewhere, but the full collection would have been far better. edit: lol Oni Press giving Onstad the sass https://twitter.com/OniPress/status/1544075368050696193 NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Apr 6, 2023 |
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In civilized tongues the idiom is "flowers and bees", which makes sense. Are Englishes just really really bad at sex?
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3D Megadoodoo posted:In civilized tongues the idiom is "flowers and bees", which makes sense. Are Englishes just really really bad at sex? how many finns are there vs how many """" Englishes """"
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Jonny 290 posted:how many finns are there jerry, and the couple from the hydraulic press channel
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Jonny 290 posted:how many finns are there vs how many """" Englishes """" lol okay english
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