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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

except for kroger (which does not exist here) i have never heard of any of these

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PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Beeftweeter posted:

except for kroger (which does not exist here) i have never heard of any of these

yes that's the joke

Gubbinal Girl
Apr 11, 2022


PIZZA.BAT posted:

yes that's the joke

Great Flamingo is also real but rare nowadays

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

Beeftweeter posted:

except for kroger (which does not exist here) i have never heard of any of these

i thought you capital beltway people were more worldy than that smh

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
OBELISK MARKET is my favorite grocery store.

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

Shaggar posted:

OBELISK MARKET is my favorite grocery store.

yeah, hannaford isn't bad

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
i genuinely feel that image whenever i walk into a safeway. i'm a king sooper's guy by default, and every time i go into a safeway it's wildly fuckin disorienting. everything's arranged all hosed up, why is the chicken next to the avocados. also their inhouse dairy branding is straight out of highbrow scifi



you cannot convince me that lucerne farms stuff is not made out of ground up missing children or something

lifetime supply of Pocky
Aug 19, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

i genuinely feel that image whenever i walk into a safeway. i'm a king sooper's guy by default, and every time i go into a safeway it's wildly fuckin disorienting. everything's arranged all hosed up, why is the chicken next to the avocados. also their inhouse dairy branding is straight out of highbrow scifi



you cannot convince me that lucerne farms stuff is not made out of ground up missing children or something

agreed. I'm much less uncomfortable at food mommy

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Jonny 290 posted:



you cannot convince me that lucerne farms stuff is not made out of ground up missing children or something

Isn't that a medieval polearm?

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

i thought you capital beltway people were more worldy than that smh

weirdly nyc/nj does get lumped into "capital beltway" pretty often but i always felt it was more part of the northeast

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Gwep is my dad

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Salt Fish posted:

Isn't that a medieval polearm?

it is also the european name for alfalfa

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Beeftweeter posted:

weirdly nyc/nj does get lumped into "capital beltway" pretty often but i always felt it was more part of the northeast

i believe you mean "the easterlands"

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


goblin week posted:

it is also the european name for alfalfa

did all the little rascals get different names in europe?

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

jesus WEP posted:

Gwep is my dad

geezer WEP

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

i’m not sure how they generate these maps but they’re clearly not just “the favourite” stores of people living there

regardless food mommy sounds like a mukbang only fans

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
it's a joke, dude

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

infernal machines posted:

it's a joke, dude

lol well the fact i'm a moron is hardly new information.

in retrospect obelisk market is suspicious.

i maintain great flamingo is 100% believable though

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


I'm not even from America and I knew that was a joke

















because the obelisk market is an illuminati front and would never blow its cover by allowing itself to appear on a map like this

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

mediaphage posted:

lol well the fact i'm a moron is hardly new information.

in retrospect obelisk market is suspicious.

i maintain great flamingo is 100% believable though

well, i mean, the region names might have been a hint

otoh, maybe that's how americans see other parts of america? idk

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
kroger makes it seem legit





infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
i'm the skinny wifi calling

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
you best pick up

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Beeftweeter posted:

except for kroger (which does not exist here) i have never heard of any of these

mediaphage posted:

i’m not sure how they generate these maps but they’re clearly not just “the favourite” stores of people living there

regardless food mommy sounds like a mukbang only fans

lol

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



loving hell yall

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
people getting real concerned about the latest apple cabin foods flyer



Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



tag urself im goat dust (not 4 teens)

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
i'm a manageable rainbow log

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Broken Machine posted:

yeah, hannaford isn't bad

ive been using their grocery pickup service and it rocks

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
'pier buddies, good like last time' is the best one imo

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Business Lamb checking in

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

graph posted:

'pier buddies, good like last time' is the best one imo

i was always partial to 'peaceful oat goblins'

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



I am salty pals

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

haveblue posted:

Business Lamb checking in

thats usually what i am but since its already taken i'll be the West Virginia Coodlers

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
yep i'm green todds

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


dirt rockets is real good and i’m gonna tell my kids that’s what they’re called

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Shaggar posted:

OBELISK MARKET is my favorite grocery store.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Vinegar Husband. 110% that.

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Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

i don't like the art direction of this new mgs title, bring kojima back

[edit] ok I'll be raisin zeta jones

Crazy Achmed fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Apr 18, 2023

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