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Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal

huh. suddenly i'm thinking that ftx's approach of just not having a chief compliance officer, or any compliance people really, maybe wasn't the worst possible choice

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drk
Jan 16, 2005

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

huh. suddenly i'm thinking that ftx's approach of just not having a chief compliance officer, or any compliance people really, maybe wasn't the worst possible choice

ftx did have a chief regulatory officer. his former gig was running a online poker scam that stole a bunch of money from customers

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

drk posted:

ftx did have a chief regulatory officer. his former gig was running a online poker scam that stole a bunch of money from customers

well with a cv like that how could sam say no?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

drk posted:

ftx did have a chief regulatory officer. his former gig was running a online poker scam that stole a bunch of money from customers

career-long track record of working closely with regulatory authorities and law enforcement

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
sam hiring people based on the length of their criminal record checks

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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drk posted:

ftx did have a chief regulatory officer. his former gig was running a online poker scam that stole a bunch of money from customers

there's a chance he learned that taking notes on a criminal conspiracy isn't the greatest of ideas from his last job which already puts him above the binance cco who's learning it from his current job

ostensibly learning it i should say; we're talking about crypto people, after all

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*
also FTX was "audited" by a "firm" with an "office" in Decentraland iirc lol

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Good news, everyone! The scuba mask that lets you see powerpoints in your room will finally make NFTs real.

https://twitter.com/BrandonPlantz/status/1665795095742799874

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

Shageletic posted:

Talk about mycrimes.txt
mycrimes.cf

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Paladinus posted:

Good news, everyone! The scuba mask that lets you see powerpoints in your room will finally make NFTs real.

https://twitter.com/BrandonPlantz/status/1665795095742799874

Good thing the people she's talking to don't look like scuba divers.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

does he know you can put imaginary pictures on your imaginary walls that aren't NFT's, and it's in fact cheaper and easier

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Paladinus posted:

Good news, everyone! The scuba mask that lets you see powerpoints in your room will finally make NFTs real.

https://twitter.com/BrandonPlantz/status/1665795095742799874

i like that all the use cases for nfts don't need nfts at all

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

quote:

Reggie Fowler was sentenced to 75 months in prison Monday in New York after admitting his guilt in April 2022 to five federal criminal charges, including wire and bank fraud and conspiracy to operate an unlicensed money-transmitting business, prosecutors said.

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal

Paladinus posted:

Good news, everyone! The scuba mask that lets you see powerpoints in your room will finally make NFTs real.

https://twitter.com/BrandonPlantz/status/1665795095742799874

hell yeah i'm gonna put so many apes on my virtual walls it's gonna be sweet!

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Shame Boy posted:

does he know you can put imaginary pictures on your imaginary walls that aren't NFT's, and it's in fact cheaper and easier

time to update your avatar

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
vrml but with bitcoin nfts

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

trucutru posted:

Good thing the people she's talking to don't look like scuba divers.

yeah, so that's exclusively for talking to people that don't have the goggles then, but do have a camera? or will it be an ai version of the person's face:thunk:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



it's a scanned and animated avatar, all the convenience of facetime with none of the faces

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
dehumanize yourself and ape to facetime

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Agile Vector posted:

it's a scanned and animated avatar, all the convenience of facetime with none of the faces

at last! my dream of becoming a vtuber is finally becoming a reality!

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
that guy was gesturing with his hands an awful lot, very impressive technology that I'm sure was fully in display there, i could have sworn it was just a video of a guy:eyepop:

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

haveblue posted:

yes, unless we lose "buttcoin: " :(

butt... coin?!?!

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Shame Boy posted:

does he know you can put imaginary pictures on your imaginary walls that aren't NFT's, and it's in fact cheaper and easier

heretic

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

how dare you :mad:

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

...! posted:

how dare you :mad:



buddy,

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
googled ANZ How and was horribly disappointed

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


well they sure as poo poo don't do KYC

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
but they do kfc

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

but do they like it?

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

FAUXTON posted:

well they sure as poo poo don't do KYC

How not who

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

...! posted:

but they do kfc

kam frankman cried

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
kam frankman's 1011 crimes and felonies

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Boxturret posted:

kam frankman's 1011 crimes and felonies

you greatly underestimate kam

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
bordering on slander

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
look i started at 11 and kept adding other numbers and then I had to leave so I left it at 2

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?


I know, and you know I like that, but…

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Boxturret posted:

kam frankman's 1011 crimes and felonies

Crime 1, arm drag
Crime 2, arm bar
Crime 3, the moss-covered three-handled family gradunza
Crime 4, arm bar

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008


Agile Vector posted:

facetime with none of the faces

faecestime with none of the faeces

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

hell yeah i'm gonna put so many apes on my virtual walls it's gonna be sweet!

in the future

jpg pirates and nft runners will own art without paying

this is the highest crime in the land

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trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Alan Smithee posted:

in the future

jpg pirates and nft runners will own art without paying

this is the highest crime in the land

Worse, they will hack you visor to display expensive monkeys you don't own.

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