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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

burning swine posted:

I discovered today that when you copy an image in Teams, instead of an actual image in your clibpboard, you get 3-8MB of base64 text in an <img data="[...]"> tag

so far I haven't discovered anything that can actually parse this on the receiving end

paint and paint.net don't recognize it as an image

word and wordpad just get the html text

onenote crashes as soon as you paste

anyone else remember when internal consistency was the one good thing the windows ecosystem had going for it? goddamn

is it in some nonstandard format or is it just image/png etc? if so there are a billion ways to decode that

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burning swine
May 26, 2004



oh I know it, it's just profoundly inconvenient. I wanted to share funnypic.png that came through teams with someone over signal, who the hell wants to engage in multi-step data janitoring instead of ctrl+c ctrl+v though

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
oh yeah no doubt it's a pain in the rear end, it just sounded like they might be using some weird proprietary format

LieutenantFrost
Aug 9, 2009

burning swine posted:

I discovered today that when you copy an image in Teams, instead of an actual image in your clibpboard, you get 3-8MB of base64 text in an <img data="[...]"> tag

so far I haven't discovered anything that can actually parse this on the receiving end

paint and paint.net don't recognize it as an image

word and wordpad just get the html text

onenote crashes as soon as you paste

anyone else remember when internal consistency was the one good thing the windows ecosystem had going for it? goddamn

is that what it’s doing? i gave up trying to figure out what was going on and now just screencap the image and doctor it up in paint.net, then copy-paste it into wherever it’s destination is

teams is hot dogshit garbage

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
The Teams service worker folder saturates every computer here because every profile has at least a GB or more. On an SSD, that poo poo adds up fast and Windows happily lets you use up disk space down to the last byte. This is healthcare, so random people log in and out all the time and their profiles are 2GB each even if they just use the browser and the citrix app for a little bit and leave.

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
yeah thats what happens when every app requires an entire browser install and then they install it into the user profile cause nobody wants to manage permissions or updates properly.

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
windows steadfastly refusing to set the clock to the correct time even after i update the time zone and mash sync time now :cheers:

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
my windows time is correct

try selecting the correct time zone (eastern).

susan b buffering
Nov 14, 2016

skooma512 posted:

The Teams service worker folder saturates every computer here because every profile has at least a GB or more. On an SSD, that poo poo adds up fast and Windows happily lets you use up disk space down to the last byte. This is healthcare, so random people log in and out all the time and their profiles are 2GB each even if they just use the browser and the citrix app for a little bit and leave.

Oh man I ran into this on one of our long-running EC2 instance last year and had to use a script to remove all of them and i think stop it from installing it in general

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

windows steadfastly refusing to set the clock to the correct time even after i update the time zone and mash sync time now :cheers:

When I dual-booted I had to use NetTime to set the clock

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

burning swine posted:

I discovered today that when you copy an image in Teams, instead of an actual image in your clibpboard, you get 3-8MB of base64 text in an <img data="[...]"> tag

so far I haven't discovered anything that can actually parse this on the receiving end

paint and paint.net don't recognize it as an image

word and wordpad just get the html text

onenote crashes as soon as you paste

anyone else remember when internal consistency was the one good thing the windows ecosystem had going for it? goddamn

I gave up long time ago and now just save each funnypic.jpg on my drive and upload it to Teams

The funny thing I have discovered on my own is I can save the pictures off Teams on my work PC, but can't do it on my phone off the Teams app as it downloads some bullshit file instead

laserghost fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Jul 6, 2023

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
windows explorer decided that a pdf I was trying to open was too big, so it hung and crashed. loving it

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
managed to get the pdf open but that is now causing all other programs to hang and run like poo poo. thanks satya

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
computers are so fuckin bad

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

computers are so fuckin bad

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

computers are so fuckin bad

this but also pdfs are turing complete so who knows what insane infinity loop might be in there

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

managed to get the pdf open but that is now causing all other programs to hang and run like poo poo. thanks satya

I'm dealing alot with PDF and the PDF spec, and this is lol

PDF is built specifically so you don't have to read it all at once, it has a table to dynamically fetch and load content as it's needed, though if a pdf client tries to read the whole thing then lol

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

windows explorer decided that a pdf I was trying to open was too big, so it hung and crashed. loving it

My favorite was when people would try to print their PDF paystubs to an HP Laserjet M603, so not even something ancient, and then the printer goes into Error 49.0.0.0 and refuses to do anything else forever until the offending print job is deleted from that computer. Now imagine trying to figure out which computer in a recovery room with 30 computers, now imagine doing that with thinclient VMs and everything is direct connect with no print server.

So lol, a one page PDF print job makes the printer throw a hissy and refuse to ever work again until the offending job is removed. Why the gently caress these things can't just print an error page or just drop the job is a total mystery. If just doing basic poo poo is a total lockout performing a denial of service must be trivial.


Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

computers are so fuckin bad

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

Carthag Tuek posted:

this but also pdfs are turing complete so who knows what insane infinity loop might be in there

so what you're saying is that a pdf is type of computer and therefore bad

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

I hate that to attach an image in teams you can’t just drag it into the chat box. you have to aim for a weird attachment area

teams is so bad

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Clark Nova posted:

so what you're saying is that a pdf is type of computer and therefore bad

yes

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Armitag3 posted:

I'm dealing alot with PDF and the PDF spec, and this is lol

PDF is built specifically so you don't have to read it all at once, it has a table to dynamically fetch and load content as it's needed, though if a pdf client tries to read the whole thing then lol

the toc is nice for headless library parsing but it doesnt help much irl when most gui readers generate thumbnails of every page anyway

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

managed to get the pdf open but that is now causing all other programs to hang and run like poo poo. thanks satya

sounds like you have a bad pdf

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



infernal machines posted:

sounds like you have a bad pdf

but you repeat yourself

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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infernal machines posted:

sounds like you have a bad pdf

or the mythical good computer

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

windows explorer decided that a pdf I was trying to open was too big, so it hung and crashed. loving it

wait, after decades of windows having no pdf viewer, they built a lovely one directly into explorer.exe?

lol. lmao.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
explorer will use whatever your default viewer is as a preview handler. so generally either chredge or acrobat.

if the preview handler chokes, it will usually crash explorer

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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the gently caress is this ai horseshit that ms has shoehorned into office. found out i've had some ms office program that's a part of their ai poo poo running anytime i've had office running no doubt hoovering up all sorts of poo poo. 4200 hours this loving thing had ran before i noticed it. has literally been preventing my computer from going to sleep automatically. the official ms solution is to delete the individual file and then it will stop doing whatever it is it was doing.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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quote is not edit lol

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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but seriously i've been trying to figure out what was preventing my computer from sleeping all this time and it's been a hidden loving ai poo poo inside office. the gently caress.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
can you expand on what the actual component was/is called?

what file did you end up deleting?

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

hey, all that ai processing isn't cheap
they have to get their computing power from somewhere

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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ai.exe and ai.dll from C:\Program Files\Microsoft Office\root\vfs\ProgramFilesCommonX64\Microsoft Shared\OFFICE16

here's the ms article about it when i started digging. i only figured it out because my video card dashboard told me i had 4200 hours of alien isolation played.

https://answers.microsoft.com/en-us...86fe463e?page=1

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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i had to close open office apps to delete them but after deleting them i've received no errors or issues opening/using outlook and excel.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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here's what it looked like on my amd dashboard thing

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

doesn't even run at 60 fps smh

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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just out here hoovering up my poo poo to feed into bing.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
thats a virus dawg

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Silver Alicorn posted:

thats a virus dawg

did you not click the link from microsoft? this is a part of the office suite. the ms support dude is like "yeah, this is part of the ai integration. delete the file if you want. it will come back when office updates next"

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
why would I ever click a link

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