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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Oh God yes, send him to the Jets. Do it.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Hope the Jets trade two 1sts for Aaron to have a pissy, disgruntled season and then retire and leave the Jets with a huge cap hit.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I could see Aaron refusing to go to NY because that's what Brett did.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Go to the Jets, Aaron. You are what you hate.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Darth Brooks posted:

I could see Aaron refusing to go to NY because that's what Brett did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxU2eqZtYmc

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Darth Brooks posted:

I could see Aaron refusing to go to NY because that's what Brett did.

Rodgers instead goes to the Giants for a year and then fucks off to the Lions for one good year and a bad one before retiring.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Quiet Feet posted:

Rodgers instead goes to the Giants for a year and then fucks off to the Lions for one good year and a bad one before retiring.

What the gently caress.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
LMAO just LOL

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1617974759634993162

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

The follow up lol

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1617975798840918051?s=20

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Quiet Feet posted:

Rodgers instead goes to the Giants for a year and then fucks off to the Lions for one good year and a bad one before retiring.

This would be so, so funny if it actually happened.

Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Quiet Feet posted:

Rodgers instead goes to the Giants for a year and then fucks off to the Lions for one good year and a bad one before retiring.

Cursed

He'd go to the Bears so he could own them one last time...

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
https://twitter.com/TwillysTakes/status/1616436390195253249

He is right tho. ARod more concerned with ego.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Danny LaFever posted:

Cursed

He'd go to the Bears so he could own them one last time...

Goes there and immediately retires leaving them with some giant dead cap hit.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1701440368410054922

Resurrecting this thread because ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Why should we believe those doctors? I'll wait for Aaron to do his own research

PneumonicBook
Sep 26, 2007

Do you like our owl?



Ultra Carp

I'm sure looking at it from a legacy perspective he said that because the only way he's ever in the discussion with Brady is if he stacked MVPs, unfortunately his achilles exploded.

Also Tom probably should have won the MVP instead of Aaron that year but this timeline is pretty funny so I'll let it slide.

nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
:redflag:

Codependent Poster posted:

Why should we believe those doctors? I'll wait for Aaron to do his own research

lol

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

Codependent Poster posted:

Why should we believe those doctors? I'll wait for Aaron to do his own research

:perfect:

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
His Achilles #diedsuddenly

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
imo his suffering isn't as funny now that it's not negatively affecting the Packers.

Stunt Rock
Jul 28, 2002

DEATH WISH AT 120 DECIBELS

MJeff posted:

imo his suffering isn't as funny now that it's not negatively affecting the Packers.

Bzzzzzzt wrongo

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

MJeff posted:

imo his suffering isn't as funny now that it's not negatively affecting the Packers.

Yeah I honestly feel bad for the Jets because that's some bullshit bad luck for them.

Nonetheless, :lol:

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
https://twitter.com/4dogs1suit/status/1701577141358297366?s=20

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
https://x.com/BeantownUS2/status/1701547904471626006?s=20

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
I didn't need to see it. oooooo

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

The quickest substitution in the history of the NBA

MJeff posted:

imo his suffering isn't as funny now that it's not negatively affecting the Packers.

it's funny because it's negatively affecting him

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

Matt Stafford confirmed better than Throw Rogan

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
WaPo says Rodgers is out for the season (torn Achilles tendon)

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/davehill77/status/1701610014631452775

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





They say that a torn Achilles goes up like a window shade but when G*d raises a window shade he also closes a curtain and I'm pretty sure he slammed shut the whole window there

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




this thread should be stickied imo

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
I need to unbookmark. My leg hurts just thinking of the video :S

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Codependent Poster posted:

Why should we believe those doctors? I'll wait for Aaron to do his own research

Incredible post/timestamp combo :eyepop:

raminasi
Jan 25, 2005

a last drink with no ice

I am not a squeamish guy and I regret watching this.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

HootTheOwl posted:

I need to unbookmark. My leg hurts just thinking of the video :S

Not quite as grizzly as what we saw with Kevin Durant, but pretty gross.

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



HootTheOwl posted:

I need to unbookmark. My leg hurts just thinking of the video :S

Just walk it off

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Rub some clay into it.

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

The Achilles seems like a real weak point on the body

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

sponges posted:

The Achilles seems like a real weak point on the body

Thanks for nothing, Thetis. 🙄

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