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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



lmao

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go play outside Skyler
Nov 7, 2005



security fuckup: if i looking for f35

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



lol

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008


Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

lol

shitface
Nov 23, 2006

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
the EU cookie notification requirement is the most obnoxious poorly thought out useless bureaucratic bullshit I have ever experienced and I used to work for the US government

fritz
Jul 26, 2003

operation codename: HOPKIN GREEN

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford




:perfect:

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




yes

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

I’m the sec fuckup

apparently what was supposed to be a local network access only web interface was somehow publicly accessible and idk how!! but somebody accessed it. now I gotta delete a bsd jail because I don’t know what if anything they did and if there are logs anywhere that would be useful

mystes
May 31, 2006

Bsd jail is where they should send you

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

now that i'm an official security industry rear end in a top hat i actually have to talk about and interact with crowdstrike and thanks to this thread i have almost accidentally called it "clownstrike" in official communications no less than three separate times so far

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Shame Boy posted:

now that i'm an official security industry rear end in a top hat i actually have to talk about and interact with crowdstrike and thanks to this thread i have almost accidentally called it "clownstrike" in official communications no less than three separate times so far

congrats here are you standard issue cat ears and programming socks

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


As another infosec schmuck, is there any way I could get some ear socks and programming cats instead?

Sywert of Thieves
Nov 7, 2005

The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

I would like to learn more about these programming socks please 👀

Sir Bobert Fishbone
Jan 16, 2006

Beebort

Sywert of Thieves posted:

I would like to learn more about these programming socks please 👀

they're multi-threaded

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Armitag3 posted:

congrats here are you standard issue cat ears and programming socks

i already have both of them on account of being a Tremendous Gay but thanks

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


Armitag3 posted:

congrats here are you standard issue cat ears and programming socks

I thought the cat ears were for rust devs

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Sywert of Thieves posted:

I would like to learn more about these programming socks please 👀

for anyone who doesn't know, the meme is that "programming socks" are cute thighhighs, because programmers tend to be soft femboys and transwomen. or at least every single soft femboy and like half of all transwomen are programmers.

also they compress your legs, ensuring a greater blood supply to your brain for better coding. the skirt is for proper air-cooling of your undercarriage during intense sessions.

mystes
May 31, 2006

The Fool posted:

I thought the cat ears were for rust devs
If you're a rust dev you're issued crab hands

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

the bluetooth buttplug is for force feedback

mystes
May 31, 2006

Shame Boy posted:

the bluetooth buttplug is for force feedback
let's not encourage cheating at chess

Expo70
Nov 15, 2021

Can't talk now, doing
Hot Girl Stuff


teehee

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

mystes posted:

let's not encourage cheating at chess

that reminds me, i think i posted about reverse-engineering some bluetooth buttplug protocols a looooong time ago in this thread. i got a follow-up device i should get around to doing the same with that also sends data back because it's... basically a kegelcizer. i think with this thing if you got good at clenching morse code you could set up bidirectional rear end communication.

Expo70
Nov 15, 2021

Can't talk now, doing
Hot Girl Stuff

Shame Boy posted:

that reminds me, i think i posted about reverse-engineering some bluetooth buttplug protocols a looooong time ago in this thread. i got a follow-up device i should get around to doing the same with that also sends data back because it's... basically a kegelcizer. i think with this thing if you got good at clenching morse code you could set up bidirectional rear end communication.

- .... .. ... / .. ... / .--- ..- ... - / . -..- .... .- ..- ... - .. -. --. :/

.. / - .... --- ..- --. .... - / .---- -....- -.- . -.-- / .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. / -... . / .--. . .- -.- / . .-. --. --- -. --- -- .. -.-. / -.- . -.-- -... --- .- .-. -.. / ... -- ....

ow

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Expo70 posted:

- .... .. ... / .. ... / .--- ..- ... - / . -..- .... .- ..- ... - .. -. --. :/

be... sure... to... drink... your... ovaltine?

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
that's not ovaltine :gonk:

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Bloody posted:

I’m the sec fuckup

apparently what was supposed to be a local network access only web interface was somehow publicly accessible and idk how!! but somebody accessed it. now I gotta delete a bsd jail because I don’t know what if anything they did and if there are logs anywhere that would be useful
sounds like it's time to learn about openbsm via auditd(8) with the dtaudit(4)

and maybe watch(8) if all else fails

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Zamujasa posted:

that's not ovaltine :gonk:

2 girls 1 corporate mishap

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

https://infosec.exchange/@simontsui/111104552645903795

browser RCE, signature bypass and kernel privesc in iOS.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

feels like theres a new p0 browser rce in ios every week now

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Armitag3 posted:

congrats here are you standard issue cat ears and programming socks
also maybe a BLÅHAJ!! to go with that

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

BlankSystemDaemon posted:

sounds like it's time to learn about openbsm via auditd(8) with the dtaudit(4)

and maybe watch(8) if all else fails

extremely unfortunate because this is my idea of hell

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

(touching computers)

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



i'm surprised it's taken me this long to see programmer sock and blåhaj jokes in yospos

Bloody posted:

(touching computers)
it is very dangerous, op

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





mystes posted:

Bsd jail is where they should send you

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

BlankSystemDaemon posted:

i'm surprised it's taken me this long to see programmer sock and blåhaj jokes in yospos

it is very dangerous, op
there’s a queerPOS thread right there!

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BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



evil_bunnY posted:

there’s a queerPOS thread right there!
wait, there is?!

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