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"surface laptop studio 2" lol oh wait that's a real one
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bring back the good surface satya https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr1O917o4jI
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Sep 21, 2023 16:57
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r u ready to WALK posted:bring back the good surface satya These guys were so close to figuring it out, but chose the dumbest form factor imaginable.
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Sep 21, 2023 17:33
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akadajet posted:These guys were so close to figuring it out, but chose the dumbest form factor imaginable. figuring what out? moving your whole arm around over a huge area is a terrible idea in general [although flat is way better than out in the air] and there's only a few actual gestures so the interaction is super limited
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Sep 21, 2023 17:35
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r u ready to WALK posted:bring back the good surface satya the third week of my current job some microsoft guy tried to pawn this industrial garbage off on me
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Sep 21, 2023 17:35
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qirex posted:figuring what out? moving your whole arm around over a huge area is a terrible idea in general [although flat is way better than out in the air] and there's only a few actual gestures so the interaction is super limited you missed this part: quote:but chose the dumbest form factor imaginable.
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Sep 21, 2023 17:36
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what is a less dumb form factor for this technology? e: lol they just can't let it go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHxasUd908k
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Sep 21, 2023 17:43
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qirex posted:what is a less dumb form factor for this technology? do these still require a full office365 license for anything to be functional ?
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Sep 21, 2023 17:46
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graph posted:do these still require a full office365 license for anything to be functional ? they require a teams room license, yeah. so do all the other "teams" devices that are literally that same thing, but made by 3rd parties
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Sep 21, 2023 17:52
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you can spend $16k on a tv with a built in webcam and mic, and then you get to pay $20/mo. in perpetuity because all it is is a cheap embedded computer running android and the teams app
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Sep 21, 2023 17:53
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love see the hidden IT closet with like 900k of bricked presentation gear in it they can't bear to throw away because it's only like 4 years old
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Sep 21, 2023 17:56
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qirex posted:what is a less dumb form factor for this technology? phones and tablets?
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Sep 21, 2023 17:59
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qirex posted:love see the hidden IT closet with like 900k of bricked presentation gear in it they can't bear to throw away because it's only like 4 years old the previous iteration of a company i work for now spent something like $30k on a cisco video conferencing system in the early 2000s that never once worked right, to the point that they just gave up trying to use it after about 3 months.
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Sep 21, 2023 18:01
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A screen that can see and react to everything that is placed on it using an infrared camera is a neat concept and I'm surprised it hasn't really been tried by anyone else, I'm guessing microsoft is sitting on all the patents for it. Maybe it would have been more successful if they hadn't launched it with a $10k price tag at the peak of the 2008 financial crisis. All the new surfaces can only detect fingers and pens so they are clearly inferior products.
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Sep 21, 2023 18:02
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qirex posted:love see the hidden IT closet with like 900k of bricked presentation gear in it they can't bear to throw away because it's only like 4 years old this absolutely exists at my workplace lol
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Sep 21, 2023 18:28
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surface will always fail because it's not as big or easy or as functional as a loving dry erase whiteboard youd think a 60inch one would be okay in even a small room meeting but it's not
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Sep 21, 2023 18:30
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ah, but there's a whiteboard app! you can share your whiteboards via teams! they can also just disappear into the aether!
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Sep 21, 2023 18:37
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these devices were invented to stop people from drawing with permanent markers on the whiteboard all the drat time, but it just resulted in people drawing on the $60k display with permanent marker instead
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Sep 21, 2023 18:56
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graph posted:surface will always fail because it's not as big or easy or as functional as a loving dry erase whiteboard we have some also-ran all over at work and nobody uses them r u ready to WALK posted:these devices were invented to stop people from drawing with permanent markers on the whiteboard all the drat time, but it just resulted in people drawing on the $60k display with permanent marker instead lol not only has this happened, but now people write on windows and meeting room glass wall
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Sep 21, 2023 19:01
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qirex posted:what is a less dumb form factor for this technology? our office has just been refurbed this month & I think we've been given a couple of these. dunno if anyone's actually used them. everybody just dials into meetings from home.
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Sep 21, 2023 19:14
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akadajet posted:phones and tablets? microsoft and apple both developed sophisticated multitouch interfaces microsoft put theirs on an $8000 cocktail table and sold dozens apple put theirs on a $500 smartphone and became the worlds first $3 trillion company
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Sep 21, 2023 20:02
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started chredge and got this bullshit notification there's really only one way to respond  
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Sep 22, 2023 09:27
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lmao i love the modern microsoft my current teams experience 
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Sep 22, 2023 10:58
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what you've got there is a classic whoopsie leading to a fucky wucky, it'll cost fixing that
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Sep 22, 2023 11:01
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r u ready to WALK posted:lmao i love the modern microsoft lol
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Sep 22, 2023 12:47
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that would make a great av for somebody you don't like
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Sep 22, 2023 13:08
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r u ready to WALK posted:lmao i love the modern microsoft yeah its all web "developer" horseshit
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Sep 22, 2023 14:58
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r u ready to WALK posted:lmao i love the modern microsoft mfw I’m a team zissou crew member and I have a bad thought
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Sep 22, 2023 17:22
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god I hate that illustration style. it's like normcore peter max
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Sep 22, 2023 17:24
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It's like where's Waldo by a colorblind person
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Sep 22, 2023 18:47
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[brace belden voice] memphis corporate style hentai
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Sep 22, 2023 18:53
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on that note, a hail mary technical question: in MS Teams, does anyone know a way to count how many channels and how many chats you have across all of your org's teams? Or maybe how many messages are being posted to them over a period of time? e: actually I can see analytics on how many messages, and channel counts per team, but not seeing much on chat counts or chat message counts ee: in case anyone digs this up in a search the best answer i've found is to look in the usage reports in Microsoft 365 rather than Azure or Teams itself. Still no count of how many chats are present in your teams instances. Truman Peyote fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Sep 22, 2023 |
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Sep 22, 2023 18:58
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if you really need it for some reason you could use the graph api to iterate thru every user in your tenant to get their list of chats. idk how useful that is compared to the total message counts in the Teams User Activity report (which you can also get directly from the graph if you wanna automate it)
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no, this is for sales estimating. i'm looking for something that the customer can pull up themselves without authenticating an app. thanks for the suggesiton, though.
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qirex posted:god I hate that illustration style. it's like normcore peter max lol that's going to stick around in my head for a while
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Truman Peyote posted:no, this is for sales estimating. i'm looking for something that the customer can pull up themselves without authenticating an app. thanks for the suggesiton, though. ah, yeah idk of any way to get that other than the graph. maybe theres something in the compliance portal but you'd likely have to setup audit policies to get the information you want.
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im sure the teams product managers are still really angry that chats exist outside of teams/channels so they probably dont want to acknowledge them anywhere
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qirex posted:love see the hidden IT closet with like 900k of bricked presentation gear in it they can't bear to throw away because it's only like 4 years old The cycle of conference room equipment: Buy new thing Demand it be installed IMMEDITAELY THIS IS AN EXECUTIVE REQUEST Stand by the entire meeting in case the big bad equipment does a scary Handhold them 10 times that year to show a powerpoint. URGENT REQUEST New thing is bought Repeat
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apparently teams thinks im in thailand, taiwan, or mozambique
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wonder if its stupid ai unable to recognize my plain danish.name@gmail.com login
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