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If you are just joining us now, Tracy Jordan is giving guitar icon Peter Frampton enigmatic clues to a secret treasure.
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There's work to be done. [Rolling up sleeves] Hand me that shovel so I can dig a grave for her!
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Sep 26, 2023 22:43
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potee posted:If you are just joining us now, Tracy Jordan is giving guitar icon Peter Frampton enigmatic clues to a secret treasure. Every single line Larry King had was amazing
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Sep 26, 2023 22:47
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When Don was first taking me under his wing, he and I would sit on the veranda of his home in Connecticut, talking about business, politics, how to avoid getting paper cuts while making love on a pile of money.
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Sep 26, 2023 23:10
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Sash! posted:Every single line Larry King had was amazing "Expand on that."
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Sep 26, 2023 23:31
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Sash! posted:Every single line Larry King had was amazing I am gonna hang up, but not because you told me! 
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Sep 27, 2023 00:03
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PizzaProwler posted:"Expand on that." The streets won't be safe. There'll be graffiti everywhere. And the movies will only cost $3.
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Sep 27, 2023 00:21
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"Are you getting enough vitamin C? I think you should messily eat an orange while I photograph you."
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Sep 27, 2023 00:45
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Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my office, trying to have it all!
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Sep 27, 2023 08:16
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"You thumb with a wig! Those gifts were supposed to go to the sixtieth floor!" "I'm sorry, sir. It was all my fault." "Good job, Jack! Blame it on an albino. Classic because it works! "
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Sep 27, 2023 12:36
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You just threw paint on a nobody, who can't even siiiiiing
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Sep 28, 2023 22:04
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GoutPatrol posted:Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my office, trying to have it all! He's got it all figured out.
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Sep 28, 2023 22:25
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I wanted to meet the person who has been lighting me so beautifully all this time... do you know where they are, little boy?
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Sep 29, 2023 00:32
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Thundercracker posted:You just threw paint What's the best Jenna Maroney Sings bit? Her interrupting/taking over Hazel's Amazing Grace has got to be at the top.
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Sep 29, 2023 07:26
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"Tracy, I'd hate for people to realize that your 'charity' is just a front that has done nothing to make this country safer from Godzilla attacks." "If anything, I've increased the likelihood! E: "Excuse me I have to take this. Hello, is this pizza?" E2: "Going mano-a-mano against a real adversary... me. It's the ultimate game. Jack Donaghy... playing with himself... it's a jack-off." Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 10:11 on Sep 29, 2023 |
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Sep 29, 2023 10:05
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Slamhound posted:Jane Krakowski is amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uANsFziGObs] BooDooBoo fucked around with this message at 10:55 on Sep 29, 2023 |
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Sep 29, 2023 10:53
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When did gum get so soft, you sons of bitches? You know what this country used to chew? Tree bark. Glass. Shotgun shells. The broken swords of our vanquished enemies. That's why I buy Bazooka Joe Gum. It's like chewing a mountain that someone shot a freeze ray into.
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Sep 30, 2023 02:23
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Slamhound posted:Jane Krakowski is amazing. Secret plan, revenge on myyy miiind
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Sep 30, 2023 02:31
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It's not so much funny as I have very warm memories of it, but Jenna and Canadian Josh singing a duet where he makes a point of not outshining her was wonderful.
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Sep 30, 2023 03:11
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Jenna with the yips (and the moment of her cure) is some of the best poo poo Jane ever does on 30 Rock.
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Sep 30, 2023 06:24
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MokBa posted:Jenna with the yips (and the moment of her cure) is some of the best poo poo Jane ever does on 30 Rock. Pete reaching over his shoulder to draw an arrow from the cupid statue's quiver was a small, genius touch.
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Sep 30, 2023 09:45
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"The lack of oxygen is making me orgasm!" is so goddamn funny
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Sep 30, 2023 10:49
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I have very strict birthday rules. One... birthday boy always sleeps in the largest tiger cage.
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Oct 2, 2023 04:48
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Slamhound posted:What's the best Jenna Maroney Sings bit? Though "synonym's just another word for the word you wanna' use" is right up there.
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Oct 2, 2023 06:02
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"OK, Jenna. I think I know what your problem is: it's the yips." "When will congress pass a law to get those bastards out of our country?" E: "This is it, Lutz. The Ikea parking lot. If you can't close the deal here, you're on your own." "Back in the day, you know how many women me and Lamar Odom's dad picked up here? And keep in mind, back then this was a marsh where people came to shoot at fish!" Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 10:56 on Oct 3, 2023 |
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Oct 3, 2023 10:52
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Listen to me, dammit, I'm a doctor! OF HISTORY!
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Oct 3, 2023 19:56
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I will not be spoken to this way. I am a contest winner, and a professor at Bennington College.
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Oct 3, 2023 20:16
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"We have to take matters into our own hands!" "I agree." "You do!? OH NO!"  E: "Really, Trump? My idea is stupid? Well you make your hair every morning by sticking your head in a cotton candy machine!" E2: "Plaxico Burress just called our idea 'poorly thought out' and then hung up by shooting his own phone."
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Oct 4, 2023 09:49
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This is what you're doing! I'm driving a bus? You're opening the floodgates! With a horizontal wheel? Floodgate wheels are horizontal!
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Oct 4, 2023 22:49
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Something terrible has happened! And for once, I'm not talking about the collapse of the middle class!
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Oct 6, 2023 00:48
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Everyone knows Fat Bitch died at the end.
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Oct 6, 2023 00:54
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We're on our way to Tokyo. We're out over the ocean, and the cabin pressure drops. The masks are coming out of the ceiling, and the corks are popping out of the champagne bottles. I don't give a drat about the masks. I'm on all fours trying to shove the corks back in the bottles. And Don Geiss says, "Now, there's an executive who knows how to keep his costs down!"
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Oct 6, 2023 03:35
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A number of minor character actors from 30 Rock show up across various episodes of Only Murders In The Building, one of which was the lady who played Dr. Drew's "mother" and of course all I could think was You have to tell him or I won't get into Heaven.
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Oct 6, 2023 03:44
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"Mr. Donaghy would like to inform you that, 'unfortunately due to the Obama worldwide recession, there will be no Leap Day bonuses this year. Mean laughter, sound of a drink being poured. What are you writing now, you slack-jawed donkey?'" E: "What am I gonna do with all this free food? 'Remember where I came from'... but we all came from the sea. Sea, like the letter 'C' which is a part of the alphabet... alphabet SOUP... SOUP KITCHEN! ... Kitchen..." "Naw, naw, don't keep going!" "The Kitchen debate with Richard Nixon..." Tracy Morgan is just incredible, and Hannibal Buress is also pure gold. Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 10:32 on Oct 6, 2023 |
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Oct 6, 2023 10:24
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ONE YEAR LATER posted:A number of minor character actors from 30 Rock show up across various episodes of Only Murders In The Building, one of which was the lady who played Dr. Drew's "mother" and of course all I could think was So Drew was never originally meant to be an idiot, right? Like...those first few episodes he seems normal?
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Oct 6, 2023 14:48
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From what I can tell, yes, he was always supposed to be an idiot The three episodes were written together as a three episodes arc. My guess is that he was always an idiot, but were only see it as Liz gets to know him and slowly realize that he's a moron. Likely a Class A Moron, but it is unclear if he has the proper documentation like Jack.
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Oct 6, 2023 16:06
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"'P.S. I Love You' is so sad! No one should have to be married to Gerard Butler. Or Hilary Swank!" E: once again some great Tracy adlibbing during the credits from his Magical Negro movie: "Well, maybe I never did go to college or travel around the world... So I don't know much about worldly things like taco meat and having all your fingers." "Lord knows some of my friends are just shrubs I put hats on and get high with." "My wife had two of the president's babies, and you're one of 'em." "I can tell you one thing... I'm gonna kill all y'all in y'all sleep." "Now, I don't know nothing about no literature or history, but I'll tell you what I do know. This movie was written by white nerds."
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Oct 9, 2023 10:16
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Tracy Morgan is just incredible, and Hannibal Buress is also pure gold. I just saw the episode where Jack brings him (Hannibal) into 30 Rock in a wild attempt to cover up his sexual yearning for Avery's mother, which results in them doing a pop-up restaurant serving Burger King and Jack being locked into having to be a public "kiss to say hello" person. 
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Oct 9, 2023 11:47
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DrBouvenstein posted:So Drew was never originally meant to be an idiot, right? Like...those first few episodes he seems normal? You got fooled by The Bubble
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Oct 9, 2023 18:59
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Jerusalem posted:I just saw the episode where Jack brings him (Hannibal) into 30 Rock in a wild attempt to cover up his sexual yearning for Avery's mother, which results in them doing a pop-up restaurant serving Burger King and Jack being locked into having to be a public "kiss to say hello" person.  "She loved pee!"
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