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Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



A kid in his wood shop class identifies as a cat and uses the sawdust to line a litter box the woke principal mandates he/she/they be allowed to poo poo in.

Non stop punching down ensues.

Ralph Hurley fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Dec 2, 2023

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pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
I have never been so morbidly curious and absolutely disinterested at the same time

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


pangstrom posted:

I have never been so morbidly curious and absolutely disinterested at the same time

I'm not going to be able to help myself from watching the first episode. As long as I can get it without having to touch the poop anyway.

I suspect it'll just be loving boring instead of a trainwreck worth laughing at.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Guarantee Dennis Prager gets a guest role in an episode.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



There will be a super demanding character with a peanut allergy who has a service dog that barks at anyone who has a trace of peanut on them and yet they insist on boarding a plane. The dog and owner will both be wearing Covid masks with some super specific color coded awareness ribbon on it. Roseanne would knock this out of the park.

When Pigs Cry
Oct 23, 2012
Buglord
I'm sure it's just going to be a more bigoted version of the Tim Allen "What's the deal with millennials?" show, but I really want Mr. B to take those bracelet-wearing children down a peg.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
The catchphrase will contain the word "stew"

bartok
May 10, 2006



Niwrad posted:

Guarantee Dennis Prager gets a guest role in an episode.

he shows up as himself to teach Mr. Birchum a valuable lesson that it's okay to rape your wife

When Pigs Cry
Oct 23, 2012
Buglord
Apparently they dropped a trailer with The Daily Wire's Juwanna Mann 2. It's exactly what you'd expect if you're not interested in clicking through to watch it.

https://www.dailywire.com/episode/mr-birchum-the-official-trailer

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
The best thing about it being on daily wire plus is that it will only be viewed by true believers

Just like lady ballers

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



As someone who spent many years as an animator on lovely unfunny cartoon pilots and web toons I feel bad for the poor non union schmucks who will have to spend 12 hour days grinding away at this dogshit in Adobe Animate and have nothing to show for it when they’re all let go at the same time after it fails to attract any viewers.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Ralph Hurley posted:

As someone who spent many years as an animator on lovely unfunny cartoon pilots and web toons I feel bad for the poor non union schmucks who will have to spend 12 hour days grinding away at this dogshit in Adobe Animate and have nothing to show for it when they’re all let go at the same time after it fails to attract any viewers.

Do you still work as an animator?

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Ralph Hurley posted:

As someone who spent many years as an animator on lovely unfunny cartoon pilots and web toons I feel bad for the poor non union schmucks who will have to spend 12 hour days grinding away at this dogshit in Adobe Animate and have nothing to show for it when they’re all let go at the same time after it fails to attract any viewers.

Don’t worry, it might just be a company based out of dubai that definitely doesn’t have any questionable business practices, like the smash success bored ape cartoon

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



ninjoatse.cx posted:

Do you still work as an animator?

Yep.


rotinaj posted:

Don’t worry, it might just be a company based out of dubai that definitely doesn’t have any questionable business practices, like the smash success bored ape cartoon

Stuff like this tends to have the character and background designs, storyboard and layout done domestically and all the in between animation done overseas, then back to the US for retakes and post stuff. But yeah Daily Wire and AceMan Productions or whatever will surely find the absolute dirt cheapest way to poo poo this out because god forbid they pay a decent wage to whiny entitled American animators who might even be non-binary or have purple hair to make their anti woke cartoon.

Who the gently caress subs to Daily Wire to watch adult cartoons

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


North Korean animator bent over his tablet wondering what "get it on" means.

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

but why would americans think the helmet is a chair?

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Ralph Hurley posted:

Yep.

Stuff like this tends to have the character and background designs, storyboard and layout done domestically and all the in between animation done overseas, then back to the US for retakes and post stuff. But yeah Daily Wire and AceMan Productions or whatever will surely find the absolute dirt cheapest way to poo poo this out because god forbid they pay a decent wage to whiny entitled American animators who might even be non-binary or have purple hair to make their anti woke cartoon.

Who the gently caress subs to Daily Wire to watch adult cartoons

Yeah I was just jokin’ about the company that got to make the bored ape yacht club failed cartoon

I have faith this will be roughly as terrible as that

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Grand Fromage posted:

North Korean animator bent over his tablet wondering what "get it on" means.

He understands mandates, though.

bartok
May 10, 2006




https://x.com/dailywireplus/status/1731785864970219665?s=20

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Like, you could create something that is a parody of the Carolla show and it wouldn't be as bad as this looks holy poo poo.

GUYS WHAT IF A WOLF WAS VEGAN

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

It's sad to see Brock Samson fall so far.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Medullah posted:


GUYS WHAT IF A WOLF WAS VEGAN

That's not even an original joke. There is a vegan lion joke in the Popplers episode of Futurama.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

bartok posted:

That's not even an original joke. There is a vegan lion joke in the Popplers episode of Futurama.

Hey now sounds like someone is accusing Adam of being a joke warehouse instead of a joke factory

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Joke import/export business

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

rotinaj posted:

Don’t worry, it might just be a company based out of dubai that definitely doesn’t have any questionable business practices, like the smash success bored ape cartoon

Comedy sweatshop

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

It's Afghanistanimation

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

Listening to old Loveline shows, Dr Drew seems kind-of smitten with the whole “butthole the size of a mason jar” thing. And I wonder if he has ever seen goatse.

Seems like the sort of thing a bunch of goons could help-along.

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

The mason jar thing was the most harmless kind of prank caller they got, really. Way better than that weird woman who called in for months pretending to be horribly abused in various ways after admitting she made it all up.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Love a good mason jar call.

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
the spiritual successor to “rear end the size of a mason jar guy” imo is “e-cigs for legs guy” on best show https://youtu.be/A2GAbQgYUoY?si=rWIBv8GOVX9AtbIC

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

I look forward to this somehow getting like five seasons

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Lake of Methane posted:

Listening to old Loveline shows, Dr Drew seems kind-of smitten with the whole “butthole the size of a mason jar” thing. And I wonder if he has ever seen goatse.

Seems like the sort of thing a bunch of goons could help-along.

Dr Drew was the guy who sat on a jar on camera and shattered it in his butt, it all makes sense

bartok
May 10, 2006



WEH posted:

I look forward to this somehow getting like five seasons

at least it's on The Daily Wire's streaming service and not sandwiched between Bob's Burgers and Family Guy on Fox

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

bartok posted:

at least it's on The Daily Wire's streaming service and not sandwiched between Bob's Burgers and Family Guy on Fox

It’s not even going to be as popular as the daniel tosh one, brickleberry, which also sucked

I look forward to seeing the entry for it on the lost media wiki in a decade, because once the servers for daily wire+ go down, that will be that

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

rotinaj posted:

Dr Drew was the guy who sat on a jar on camera and shattered it in his butt, it all makes sense

it’s why he insists that you immediately go to the doctor if theres any blood on the paper at all

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

rotinaj posted:

Dr Drew was the guy who sat on a jar on camera and shattered it in his butt, it all makes sense

The jar was full of Wellbutrin™️

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

https://twitter.com/bitchfacepalace/status/1734276656565756114?t=5mErlUY8eUyCW2Z1BtHttg&s=19

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

I remember being confused trying to find the episode of Workaholics where the guys befriend a pedophile, only to find out it was delisted because the pedophile was played by Chris Delia.

Should've been recast with Tig Notaro etc

JAnon
Jul 16, 2023


what the gently caress is this art style? Family Guy but worse?

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rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

JAnon posted:

what the gently caress is this art style? Family Guy but worse?

The brickleberry special

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