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Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


the type of peep who has literally nothing to contribute but will jump in and snipe a thread for no reason

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Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.
guy who shares his screen and is clearly running at like 1024x768 for some reason

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


guy who shares his entire screen and half way through a chat popup saying "this is so loving boring lol" appears

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Powerful Two-Hander posted:

guy who shares his entire screen and half way through a chat popup saying "this is so loving boring lol" appears
lmao i’ve been on both sides of that one

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


jesus WEP posted:

lmao i’ve been on both sides of that one

need to send a jk jk afterwards

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


I was screen sharing with someone last week and only after about 3 minutes of talking realized that `Taylor.Swift.The.Eras.Tour.2023.EXTENDED.1080p.WEBRip.x265.10bit.5.1-LAMA.torrent` was visible in my downloads list. Awkward.

Trimson Grondag 3
Jul 1, 2007

Clapping Larry
guy who shares screen with YOSPOS showing (it was me)

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

Trimson Grondag 3 posted:

guy who shares screen with YOSPOS showing (it was me)

Hello, Trimson Grondag 3's boss!

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Dans Macabre posted:

I was screen sharing with someone last week and only after about 3 minutes of talking realized that `Taylor.Swift.The.Eras.Tour.2023.EXTENDED.1080p.WEBRip.x265.10bit.5.1-LAMA.torrent` was visible in my downloads list. Awkward.
of all the things you could have been spotted torrenting this is one of the less shameful

Trimson Grondag 3
Jul 1, 2007

Clapping Larry

George posted:

Hello, Trimson Grondag 3's boss!

nah it was a few years ago with the head of our security go to market, and I had the secfuck thread open so I was able to desperately play it off.

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Trimson Grondag 3 posted:

nah it was a few years ago with the head of our security go to market, and I had the secfuck thread open so I was able to desperately play it off.

“Oh this? it’s like stack overflow but everyone is wrong”

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
guy with a wide camera angle that captures his dog licking his balls through the entire meeting

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Dans Macabre posted:

I was screen sharing with someone last week and only after about 3 minutes of talking realized that `Taylor.Swift.The.Eras.Tour.2023.EXTENDED.1080p.WEBRip.x265.10bit.5.1-LAMA.torrent` was visible in my downloads list. Awkward.

did you offer to make copies? rude if not imo

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

goblin week posted:

guy with a wide camera angle that captures his dog licking his balls through the entire meeting

:stonk:

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


PHRASING

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


goblin week posted:

guy with a wide camera angle that captures his dog licking his balls through the entire meeting

happy remote fisherman

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



lmao

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

goblin week posted:

guy with a wide camera angle that captures his dog licking his balls through the entire meeting

Polglished! Completely hands are dropping mate

laserghost fucked around with this message at 14:26 on Dec 26, 2023

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
peep who keeps saying “I guess what I’m getting at” without ever saying what he’s getting at

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
peep who enthusiastically forces their use of business buzzwords like it's cool kid slang

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?
project manager peep who won’t let engineers just exchange a few IMs when something needs to be figured out and insists on it being one or more meetings (that they attend)

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Dans Macabre posted:

I was screen sharing with someone last week and only after about 3 minutes of talking realized that `Taylor.Swift.The.Eras.Tour.2023.EXTENDED.1080p.WEBRip.x265.10bit.5.1-LAMA.torrent` was visible in my downloads list. Awkward.

guy who chuckles "lol, 1080p in the year of our lord 2023" when this happens

shitface
Nov 23, 2006

Dans Macabre posted:

I was screen sharing with someone last week and only after about 3 minutes of talking realized that `Taylor.Swift.The.Eras.Tour.2023.EXTENDED.1080p.WEBRip.x265.10bit.5.1-LAMA.torrent` was visible in my downloads list. Awkward.

could definitely be worse. we had a guy who finished his presentation at an all hands and then minimized powerpoint to reveal his folder of artisanal curated milf porn. the recording was posted to the intranet as-is before being taken down, edited and put back up again

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.
guy who is constantly amazed that stuff like that keeps ending up on work devices (its me)

shitface
Nov 23, 2006

Raluek posted:

guy who is constantly amazed that stuff like that keeps ending up on work devices (its me)

this, but also saving porn at all

Feisty-Cadaver
Jun 1, 2000
The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out.
we had a guy who gave part of a presentation then thought his camera was off I guess and took off his shirt. after a couple people said “uhhhhhhh” he dropped of the call lol

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
Had a big upper management guy get put in charge of some labor meetings. He spent a meeting shirtless.

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine

shitface posted:

this, but also saving porn at all

some of us have curated taste dog, we don’t just straight to the trough of whatever pops up immediately on bigboobs.com

Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012

guy who structures every question as a pair or trio of statements which all have different phrasing but identical meaning

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

haha

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


wasn't there some screenshot of someone doing a zoom call with a jumbo dildo in the background?

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

yes, if by "zoom call" you mean "live tv broadcast"

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



he said jumbo!

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Sweevo posted:

yes, if by "zoom call" you mean "live tv broadcast"



lmao :discourse:

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Cat Face Joe posted:

he said jumbo!

wait you mean that's not jumbo sized?







:(

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

Sweevo posted:

yes, if by "zoom call" you mean "live tv broadcast"



what a chad move. good for her

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬
Guy that schedules meeting just to talk about video games. I'm here for it

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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



guy who spends the whole meeting messaging everyone he knows at work to see if they got laid off

:smith:

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