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I feel like this deserves to be posted here... https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/1974t9g/police_have_seized_my_wifes_laptop_after_one_of/ quote:Location: England. The "friend" apparently hit on the wife and she turned him down. So this poor woman is going to have her life destroyed because a guy couldn't handle being rejected. Still I have to giggle over the fact that the UK police need 18 months to look at Skyrim porn mods.
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Listen, they got a lot of Skyrim porn on the backlog, they'll get to it when they get to it.
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They need to keep it for a year and a half so they can play through themselves
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The UK police wants to gently caress the werewolves
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I regret to inform you that it is not werewolves.
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Wolf Fuckers of London
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Raygereio posted:I feel like this deserves to be posted here... you should realize that most of that sort of segment of reddit is mostly creative writing exercises
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flatluigi posted:you should realize that most of that sort of segment of reddit is mostly creative writing exercises OTOH cops would absolutely waste their time on dumb poo poo like this and lovely dudes are exactly that fragile
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Jan 16, 2024 00:03
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Half of r/legaladvice is creative writing. The other half is literal cops banning people for saying "stop posting about your crimes on a public website and hire a real lawyer".
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if someone was real mad at you and had your laptop, they'd search the browser history or look for social media accounts. booting up skyrim on someone else's laptop and then wandering the wilderness until encountering rapewolves is not even slightly plausible.
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Raygereio posted:Still I have to giggle over the fact that the UK police need 18 months to look at Skyrim porn mods. That's honestly the only believable thing about this, IT investigation depts in basically all countries are horribly understaffed. I think it was one in... sweden? that had literally just one loving person for a bit.
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Columbo tackling his toughest case yet, the Skyrim wolf-rape mod conspiracy
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I refuse to believe that anyone wouldn't have their phone or laptop set to auto-lock after a few minutes of inactivity.
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Some of us live alone.
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some of us live mas
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Philippe posted:Some of us live alone. And never go outside with your phone or laptop?
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If I brought my laptop to a friends house for a party (and I can't imagine why I would do that unless I was supposed to be the DJ or something) I'm not leaving it there. And also, I know the UK doesn't have anything resembling our first amendment protections but I can't imagine they have a law that would criminalize Skyrim mods outside of simulated child pornography.
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dogs are haram, skyrim sex dogs even more so
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Skippy McPants posted:And never go outside with your phone or laptop?
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Commander Keene posted:I do have passwords/lock screens on most of my devices just to be safe. I mean, same. That was my whole point. Who doesn't set their portable media devices to auto-lock after a few minutes? It's like those weirdos who never lock their car or front door.
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xl bully love gone too far.
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I mean the source may indeed be suspect and the story itself even more so, but it's important not to underestimate how absurdly petty and power-obsessed English cops can be. I can absolutely see them confiscating, holding, and searching a laptop just because it had weird (but not technically illegal) porn on it. All it takes is for one officer to voice the thought that "if they're into stuff like this, they must be into some other weird stuff that IS illegal," and they are 100% the kind of people who like to make brilliant and legally defensible deductions of this kind 
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Air Skwirl posted:If I brought my laptop to a friends house for a party (and I can't imagine why I would do that unless I was supposed to be the DJ or something) I'm not leaving it there. And also, I know the UK doesn't have anything resembling our first amendment protections but I can't imagine they have a law that would criminalize Skyrim mods outside of simulated child pornography. didn't the uk make laws banning porn with a bunch of really common/mundane fetishes, like spanking? that aspect of this scenario strikes me as pretty believable.
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Turpitude II posted:didn't the uk make laws banning porn with a bunch of really common/mundane fetishes, like spanking? that aspect of this scenario strikes me as pretty believable. So yeah, the UK is definitely the obvious choice for a creative writing exercise of this type.
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Turpitude II posted:didn't the uk make laws banning porn with a bunch of really common/mundane fetishes, like spanking? that aspect of this scenario strikes me as pretty believable. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Section_63_of_the_Criminal_Justice_and_Immigration_Act_2008 flatluigi posted:you should realize that most of that sort of segment of reddit is mostly creative writing exercises It's funny to image that someone got into legal trouble over horny Skyrim mods. Just go with it.
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Microfiction is lame though. Ooooh I wanna write but don't want to come up with plot, characters, or prose.
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mycot posted:Microfiction is lame though. Ooooh I wanna write but don't want to come up with plot, characters, or prose. So is staunch cynicism that everything's made up, just enjoy the plausibility of the absurd
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mycot posted:Microfiction is lame though. Ooooh I wanna write but don't want to come up with plot, characters, or prose. The prose wasn't great, but I was actually pretty caught by the plot and characters, and hope we get to read the sequel after that cliffhanger of an ending.
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England's not real and it can't hurt you.
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A Buttery Pastry posted:Yeah, they made the production of porn featuring spanking, female ejaculation, face-sitting and so on illegal. Guess you could call me a real rebel, then. 
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Skippy McPants posted:never go outside 
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Bedurndurn posted:England's not real and it can't hurt you. Looking forward to finally learning about the fictional land of England via the medium of Fallout London when it's released on St George's Day 
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Bedurndurn posted:England's not real and it can't hurt you. 
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History has proven him right. 
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Absolutely loving perfect.
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Kurui Reiten posted:Absolutely loving perfect. Only way it could get better is if it plays "It belongs in a Museum!" when it's deconstructed.
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Finally, BG3 mods hit the lofty peaks of Bethesda mods. NSFW AS HELL
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Relyssa posted:Finally, BG3 mods hit the lofty peaks of Bethesda mods. Getting in on the ground floor of the bg3Sex Framework hell yeah
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