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fritz
Jul 26, 2003

Subjunctive posted:

that’s amazing. honestly I’m impressed with whoever came up with that

but really how would you even notice if an HP printer got hit with malware?

your ink lasts longer

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mystes
May 31, 2006

infernal machines posted:

i mean, it's different, but is it worse?

presumably they've stopped installing apache tomcat and the entire jdk with their printer drivers, but who knows.
Maybe they've switched to installing node and elasticsearch

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
isn’t the person responsible for all of that roz ho ?

012224_2
Jan 23, 2024

Somebody fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Jan 23, 2024

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Wild EEPROM posted:

isn’t the person responsible for all of that roz ho ?

"Roz Ho is the Global Head of Software for Print at HP."

what a horrifying sentence

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
oh wow, I had no idea.

i feel like that might explain some things.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
haha holy poo poo. always wondered where she ended up.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

she left in 2022, now at Ford it seems

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
experience with lovely hardware and bad drivers? how is she not at tesla?

MiniFoo
Dec 25, 2006

METHAMPHETAMINE

dpkg chopra posted:

experience with lovely hardware and bad drivers? how is she not at tesla?

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

dpkg chopra posted:

experience with lovely hardware and bad drivers? how is she not at tesla?

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

dpkg chopra posted:

experience with lovely hardware and bad drivers? how is she not at tesla?

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

dpkg chopra posted:

experience with lovely hardware and bad drivers? how is she not at tesla?
lmao

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

dpkg chopra posted:

experience with lovely hardware and bad drivers? how is she not at tesla?

Mustache Ride
Sep 11, 2001



dpkg chopra posted:

experience with lovely hardware and bad drivers? how is she not at tesla?

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

and products with less than advertised capacity :elon:

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



dpkg chopra posted:

experience with lovely hardware and bad drivers? how is she not at tesla?

thread title

mystes
May 31, 2006

dpkg chopra posted:

experience with lovely hardware and bad drivers? how is she not at tesla?
lol

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Achmed Jones posted:

thread title

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

dpkg chopra posted:

experience with lovely hardware and bad drivers? how is she not at tesla?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
"secfuck thread 18.4: lovely hardware & bad drivers? how is she not at tesla" is right at the cap

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

mods can go to 100 or 110 by editing the text field limit in devtools

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

Subjunctive posted:

mods can go to 100 or 110 by editing the text field limit in devtools

how many times have the forums gone down because someone hosed this up trying to cram in another inscrutable self-referential muskman joke?

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
sec gently caress megathread: printers > lovely hardware & bad drivers < tesla

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Clark Nova posted:

how many times have the forums gone down because someone hosed this up trying to cram in another inscrutable self-referential muskman joke?

none to my knowledge, because there’s a server-side limit that’s smaller than the db schema’s limit, but maybe I haven’t been watching the right places

it gets used a fair bit, AIUI

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



if the forums fall over due to a thread title change here what's the downside?

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






It works if you put in a load bearing slur

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
sec gently caress megathread 18.4: lp0 and Telsa both on fire

rafikki
Mar 8, 2008

I see what you did there. (It's pretty easy, since ducks have a field of vision spanning 340 degrees.)

~SMcD


An old secfuck concern

https://www.404media.co/these-are-the-notorious-nsa-furby-documents-showing-spy-agency-freaking-out-about-childrens-toy/

my favorite part are the internal memo of analysts telling each other to quit posting in the listserv about it because they don’t want to look like idiots when it inevitably gets FOIAed

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Subjunctive posted:

mods can go to 100 or 110 by editing the text field limit in devtools

it's true

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

rafikki posted:

An old secfuck concern

https://www.404media.co/these-are-the-notorious-nsa-furby-documents-showing-spy-agency-freaking-out-about-childrens-toy/

my favorite part are the internal memo of analysts telling each other to quit posting in the listserv about it because they don’t want to look like idiots when it inevitably gets FOIAed

this isn't a listserv. these are NNTP headers! i wanna see the reverse DNS hostnames behind those redacted Nntp-Posting-Host headers.



looks like the NSA ran a private usenet hierarchy (https://media.defense.gov/2021/Jun/29/2002751341/-1/-1/0/COMMUNICATOR-III-47.PDF):



and apparently they were using off the shelf NNTP clients like this one:

https://mark-jackson.online/xvnews.html

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

Neato!
The Human Font

rafikki posted:

An old secfuck concern

https://www.404media.co/these-are-the-notorious-nsa-furby-documents-showing-spy-agency-freaking-out-about-childrens-toy/

my favorite part are the internal memo of analysts telling each other to quit posting in the listserv about it because they don’t want to look like idiots when it inevitably gets FOIAed

Boo paywalls

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

Vapor Moon posted:

Boo paywalls

yeah, but at least the actual scans are on the internet archive
https://archive.org/details/nsa-furby-memo/NSA%20Furby%20Memo%20-%20Listserve/page/n17/mode/2up

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

Vapor Moon posted:

Boo paywalls

you're paying these four extremely cool dudes & dudette

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


they look like a Scandinavian shoegaze band

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Powerful Two-Hander posted:

they look like a Scandinavian shoegaze band

from left to right, bassist, drummer, singer, guitar

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

mystes posted:

Maybe they've switched to installing node and elasticsearch

Pretty sure they have shipped old, outdated Spidermonkey for a very long time for wpad support lmao.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Armitag3 posted:

from left to right, bassist, drummer, singer, guitar
hallo, we are from Oslo and are called Wooly Sweaters

Chris Knight fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Jan 24, 2024

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


if they're not a band then they definitely should be

e: I am almost certain there is at least one album cover with an identical shot

Powerful Two-Hander fucked around with this message at 14:59 on Jan 24, 2024

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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

either a band or the cast photo of a low-budget mid-90's show on the sci fi network about computer guys that hack a time machine or something

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