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Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eY

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well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbpEnkDQnhk

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OShigpD2ss

edit: I'd never heard this before but its absolutely charming imo and apparently it features Paul McCartney on celery.

rotor fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Mar 28, 2024

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

PokeJoe posted:

rock and roll McDonald's

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E03NZOIxGmQ

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

rotor posted:

apparently it features Paul McCartney on celery.

finally, a stringed instrument he's proficient at!

betty boof
Jun 2, 2023

presented by SPUDNUTS

rotor posted:

music is best when its songs about food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZAIrbonUcA

Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Mar 28, 2024

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
goddammit that was the one i was trying to think of but i was stuck on old music, gently caress

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
actually no this one is what i was thinking of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlavtCtKxao

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

rotor posted:

actually no this one is what i was thinking of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlavtCtKxao

mods please make this the background audio of the yospos food thread

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

rotor posted:

mods please make this the background audio of the yospos food thread

i think the "eat steak" song i posted above would be a more wholesome alternative

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
lol ugh right after i ate lunch i started feeling super nauseous and laid down to watch some tv

one apparent nap later i'm still pretty nauseous and theres a bunch of songs about food here 🤢

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Beeftweeter posted:

lol ugh right after i ate lunch i started feeling super nauseous and laid down to watch some tv

one apparent nap later i'm still pretty nauseous and theres a bunch of songs about food here 🤢

eat some ginger

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
drink some ginger ale

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
look at some Ginger

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

rotor posted:

look at some Ginger



loved to watch gilligans reruns when i was five

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



rotor posted:

look at some Ginger



dont mind if i do

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


rotor posted:

look at some Ginger



appealing choice

matti
Mar 31, 2019

baseball

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

rotor posted:

look at some Ginger



i think its working

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Beeftweeter posted:

i think its working

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

rotor posted:

drink some ginger ale



oop

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Early weekend~

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



matti posted:

baseball

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
the fix for baseball is the same as the fix for soccer and a lot of boring ball sports: multiball.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

explain to me how the hell do you do multiball in baseball

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


pitch another ball or the next batter just gets to run after 10 secs

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004


happy birthday :toot:

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Roosevelt posted:

explain to me how the hell do you do multiball in baseball

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
i always find it interesting that morbotron's gifs are way less noisy than frinkiac's, i suppose that's because futurama was always computer animated and therefore easier to dither?

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Roosevelt posted:

explain to me how the hell do you do multiball in baseball

everytime there's an out the pitcher has to throw one more ball to the batter, with a shot clock like basketball. There are extra runners to take the first ball hit, so if the pitcher has three balls there's two extra dudes ready to sprint toward first.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
MLB, you're welcome, please hit me with a DM and I'll give you an address to send the checks to

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
i think you'll find i already devised a solution to baseball's problems a while back:

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

my proposal is to track, in real time, the amount of alcoholic beverages purchased by attending fans. we'll also augment this by secretly taking high-resolution surveillance footage of the stands and applying machine-learning to the footage to find people who have smuggled in alcohol. we then use this data to estimate a rough average BAC for everyone in the stands.


the players are then required to meet (or exceed!) this average attendee BAC for the duration of the game. players' choice on whether they're drinking cold lagers, crisp ciders, or spiritous liquors. carrying a flask and taking swigs on the field is allowed, but only if the flask is branded with a sponsoring liquor company.

Agile Vector posted:

Mike's Hard Line Drive

Truman Peyote posted:

i like it. a runner slides in to second, safe by half a second. the second base ump pulls out a breathalyzer and administers it. the player is under the limit and is therefore called out. the crowd riots

Agile Vector posted:

bases, literally and literrally, loaded

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i will support this but i suspect most games will have the players at like .001. sixty percent of the usa doesn't drink at all. and most people can't afford to get loaded at a major league game anyway. 10 ounces of 4.2% for like 14 dollars, woof.

now, apply this to your local little league game...

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I think it heavily depends on the location. there's no way the Milwaukee Brewers would be sober at a home game

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

10 cent beer night every night

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


anything is better than D battery night

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i was going to see dune on tuesday but the projector was broken (saw it today instead, rad as hell) so my friends and i had an open afternoon. went to the bar instead. then in the evening i met up with some friends for noodles. three old friends who i go drinking with and one friend of a friend. i sat down "whooo i'm four in already, let's do this" and had a couple more at the ramen place. then we went out to do karaoke and i kept drinking there too. it was a great day!

turns out friend of friend does not drink and holds a low opinion of people who do. they "don't understand it" and think it's "stupid."

whoops!

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


love to go to a bar and be unhappy that people are there having fun

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Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



three day weekend commences now. this is good but i maintain that easter should be a four day weekend

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