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Trillhouse posted:it's going to be a mockup of a model 3 without a steering wheel and they'll show it going around a closed course. it's going to be a broken-rear end "auto share" program with an app and the thousands of teslas hertz is trying to dump. you pay by the minute for the vehicle and all the cars come with fsd enabled. bam! robotaxi.
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infernal machines posted:bam! robotaxi. funny, that's what all the 911 calls transcriptions will start with, too
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infernal machines posted:it's going to be a broken-rear end "auto share" program with an app and the thousands of teslas hertz is trying to dump. you pay by the minute for the vehicle and all the cars come with fsd enabled. nah, that implies that any effort at all is going into this it's going to be about as real as the "robot" reveal that was just a guy in a suit doing a dance
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Main Paineframe posted:nah, that implies that any effort at all is going into this yeah. i wouldn't put it past them to use a very selectively edited (or entirely cg) video to "prove" that it's not fake too, since they've done it before without any apparent consequences that takes some effort too obviously, but not nearly as much as actually making a robotaxi
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facialimpediment posted:I asked AI to give me a visual representation of "divorced" and this came out: This is a false and rather impossible statement for you to make. Milei is not married, the First Lady of Argentina is his sister, from which he cannot exit that relationship.
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facialimpediment posted:I asked AI to give me a visual representation of "divorced" and this came out: they look like a pair of singers that got made bankrupt after several divorces and addictions and have to go back on the road now they're old. one of them had a lot of plastic surgery.
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Main Paineframe posted:nah, that implies that any effort at all is going into this also the other robot reveal where they wheeled out optimus and had a couple guys standing there to keep it from tipping over
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:they look like a pair of singers that got made bankrupt after several divorces and addictions and have to go back on the road now they're old. one of them had a lot of plastic surgery. one of them? lol Tesseraction posted:This is a false and rather impossible statement for you to make. i mean, it also says "the best president in the world meets the best businessman in the world", so the whole premise is faulty really
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Beeftweeter posted:i mean, it also says "the best president in the world meets the best businessman in the world", so the whole premise is faulty really im the best poster in the world
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Roosevelt posted:im the best poster in the world EL MEJOR POASTER DEL MUNDO CON LA PEOR PUBLICACIÓN DEL MUNDO
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i don't know the actual word for "post" in spanish and just went with what was closest, sorry lol
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Beeftweeter posted:i don't know the actual word for "post" in spanish and just went with what was closest, sorry lol one time me & my friend craig were tryin to figure out how to say “mister fancypants” in spanish and neither of us spoke spanish and we settled on “señor bonita pantalones”
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it's got to be posta, right? if i learned anything from my dad it's that you can add "a" to any word in english and it translates perfectly to spanish
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refleks posted:how many minutes before an edit pops up that replaces Freeze Peach with "PUSSY IN BIO" this was a fun quick little project  https://i.imgur.com/Jr1NRLV.mp4
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full self dying just halved in price as of 10 minutes ago lmao
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*full speed slams a tesla under a semi trailer, beheading the occupants* half off! 
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Tesseraction posted:This is a false and rather impossible statement for you to make. seems on point for a libertarian
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Video Nasty posted:this was a fun quick little project 
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rotor posted:one time me & my friend craig were tryin to figure out how to say “mister fancypants” in spanish and neither of us spoke spanish and we settled on “señor bonita pantalones” lol, i mean yeah that's basically what i did i'm kinda curious what it actually is though. i tried apple translate just now and it gives you a couple of options for different meanings of the word:  notably, none of which we are looking for. and i figured i'd have similar issues with other online translation things anyway, it's a surprisingly diverse word lol
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Luigi Thirty posted:full self dying just halved in price as of 10 minutes ago lmao lmao. with software you discount it because it’s poo poo that nobody wants to buy anymore
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gizmodo posted:A TikToker got locked inside of her Tesla Model 3 for 40 minutes in the hot sun while it was installing a software update, and as of this writing her video has over 10.7 million plays after a single day of being online. Before you go jumping to conclusions about her ineptitude, Brianna Janel was actually following the rules laid out by Tesla.
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it is absolutely incredible how many "still love the car, though" stories there are. what is wrong with these people
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i had to drive an ancient gmc truck w/ no a/c in vegas and the thermometer i had was already inching past 110°F inside with the windows down, and that was miserable enough. just lol that some fuckhead would sit in their car because "but what if i break it" like poo poo man you're gonna give yourself heat stroke full self-dehydrating
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Luigi Thirty posted:full self dying just halved in price as of 10 minutes ago lmao guess forcing everyone to take a FSD demo drive with a sales rep before they can pick up their vehicle didn't work out so well
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"Janel chose to heed Tesla’s warning and did not attempt to open her doors or windows during the installation process for fear of damaging her vehicle," comedy option the doors and windows worked fine for the entire firmware update and this is the first time a tiktoker has over-interpreted the poorly drafted boilerplate firmware update instructions
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Video Nasty posted:this was a fun quick little project lmaoooo
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shackleford posted:"Janel chose to heed Tesla’s warning and did not attempt to open her doors or windows during the installation process for fear of damaging her vehicle," the problem is that the windows need to roll down a bit to open the door and while it's updating they can't do that 
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Elder Postsman posted:the problem is that the windows need to roll down a bit to open the door and while it's updating they can't do that oh man that last one
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Beeftweeter posted:oh man that last one It's why Musk must be ended.
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oh that lawyer who obliterated elon is now going after the entire right wing ecosystem for claiming a mass shooting committed by an extremely online incel Nazi named Mauricio Garcia was, in fact, committed by some random guy named Mauricio Garcia who is not a Nazi https://x.com/BankstonAtLaw/status/1778814093001896183 https://twitter.com/BankstonAtLaw/status/1778814118796955712
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Beeftweeter posted:lol, i mean yeah that's basically what i did  see? it's google so it has to be right
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Roosevelt posted:
yeah but which meaning of "post" does that translate to? like, i went with a translation of "publication" specifically because i figured if i used a translation tool there was a pretty significant chance it'd use the wrong "post" and then it'd be obvious i used a translation tool, lol
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Luigi Thirty posted:full self dying just halved in price as of 10 minutes ago lmao Remember when Elon was spouting a bunch of bullshit about how FSD was only going to get more and more expensive as it got better and better, so you'd better BUY NOW while it was cheap?
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Luigi Thirty posted:oh that lawyer who obliterated elon is now going after the entire right wing ecosystem for claiming a mass shooting committed by an extremely online incel Nazi named Mauricio Garcia was, in fact, committed by some random guy named Mauricio Garcia who is not a Nazi he also obliberated alex jones lmbo
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that mentally challenged (sorry idk if that’s the right phrase) child being allowed to drive is pretty grim. like it is the us and you practically need a car to live anywhere but dense inner cores, but yikes. i’d like to think i wouldn’t let my son drive if he pulled that poo poo, mental abilities or not.
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i can’t decide if she actually has intellectual disabilities or if she has like adhd
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Video Nasty posted:this was a fun quick little project thank you for doing the needful. weird how that 50% price cut also includes a modifier to the name FSD that is now supervised for some reason. Surely that cant be right. its FULL SELF DRIVING https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1778881361249800203
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mediaphage posted:i can’t decide if she actually has intellectual disabilities or if she has like adhd does adhd make you want to merge 3 lanes at once?
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if your adhd does make you do stuff like that, it's certainly a mental disability, just not an intellectual one.
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refleks posted:thank you for doing the needful. ah but you see the robotaxi will be actually full self-driving, any day now
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