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Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

pillsburysoldier posted:

The autobiographical part is really difficult

Yeah, poo poo got extremely real in the last 20 minutes.

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goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Modal Auxiliary posted:

I ended up watching the whole thing. The title was a little clickbaity, but it was incredibly well-done. Officially labeling this one a pro click.

Next thing you'll expect goons to know anything about things they post about

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Senatus Populusque Romanus.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

kazil posted:

pfy artificial idiots on social media?

Oh no, the AIs are taking our jobs

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

OwlFancier posted:

Senatus Populusque Romanus.

malaka

Emily Spinach
Oct 21, 2010

:)
It’s 🌿Garland🌿!😯😯😯 No…🙅 I am become😤 😈CHAOS👿! MMMMH😋 GHAAA😫

kirbysuperstar posted:

it's garlic sauce mate

If cum was garlic sauce I'd give way more blowjobs.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Emily Spinach posted:

If cum was garlic sauce I'd give way more blowjobs.

Can't you read. They said garlic sauce mate, not garlic sauce.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

The Something Awful Forums › Main › Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated › Idiots on Social Media: If cum was garlic sauce I'd give way more blowjobs.

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Neito posted:

The Something Awful Forums › Main › Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated › Idiots on Social Media: If cum was garlic sauce I'd give way more blowjobs.

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


That should just be every thread title imo.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

It’s the best protection from vampires.

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007

kazil posted:



pfy artificial idiots on social media?

writing the deep lore on Meta AI's child

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG


Yooooooooooooo

are a pretty girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrllllll


Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

I thought Sissy Hypno Porn guy was Human Pet Guy? Or have I just gotten my Guys crossed?

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


Neito posted:

I thought Sissy Hypno Porn guy was Human Pet Guy? Or have I just gotten my Guys crossed?

It's clearly just not as niche a fetish as you might have thought

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

There is a whole cinematic universe of sissy hypno porn guys. There's also rod dreher.

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


Porn is extremely influential. Because I watch normal porn instead of hypno sissy porn, I routinely gently caress all the men who come to repair my TV. I also spit and slap a lot.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I think generally the contention they have is that the hypno part is actually extremely dangerous and if you watch it you will actually get foreverially trapped and sissified by it whether you want to or not.

Now yes you might look at it and think it just think it's kind of funny but that's just the insidious hypno powers taking hold. One day you will wake up with the uncontrollable urge to wear ladies underwear and suck dicks, just you wait.

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007

*to the TMNT theme* sissy hypno porn addiction

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

OwlFancier posted:

I think generally the contention they have is that the hypno part is actually extremely dangerous and if you watch it you will actually get foreverially trapped and sissified by it whether you want to or not.

Now yes you might look at it and think it just think it's kind of funny but that's just the insidious hypno powers taking hold. One day you will wake up with the uncontrollable urge to wear ladies underwear and suck dicks, just you wait.

It's this. They carefully stress that they only watch sissy hypno sparingly, for research purposes, because too much exposure at one time increases the risk of it working.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

The only Sissy Hypno Porn guy I remember was the one claiming that people were sending him weaponized Sissy Hypno Porn and that it was an existential threat. Was that this guy?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Hmm, is there a market for Macho Hypno Porn? Just turning these guys into big beefy alphas?

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

kazil posted:

Hmm, is there a market for Macho Hypno Porn? Just turning these guys into big beefy alphas?

Has rule 34 already been forgotten?

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Catgirl Al Capone posted:

*to the TMNT theme* sissy hypno porn addiction

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Neito posted:

The only Sissy Hypno Porn guy I remember was the one claiming that people were sending him weaponized Sissy Hypno Porn and that it was an existential threat. Was that this guy?

this is a global problem, I don't think you understand!!

kazil posted:

Hmm, is there a market for Macho Hypno Porn? Just turning these guys into big beefy alphas?

you bet your sweet big fat jiggly rear end in shapewear there is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYp5pPpimBw

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

kazil posted:

Hmm, is there a market for Macho Hypno Porn? Just turning these guys into big beefy alphas?

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Nobody Interesting posted:

Porn is extremely influential. Because I watch normal porn instead of hypno sissy porn, I routinely gently caress all the men who come to repair my TV. I also spit and slap a lot.

I wish I could figure out how not to get stuck in the tumble dryer; sometimes it takes hours for my stepbrother to show up.

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Eat Shit and Die

Lipstick Apathy

Catgirl Al Capone posted:

*to the TMNT theme* sissy hypno porn addiction

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


Runcible Cat posted:

I wish I could figure out how not to get stuck in the tumble dryer; sometimes it takes hours for my stepbrother to show up.

I'm actually posting from inside of my dryer right now

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

OwlFancier posted:

I think generally the contention they have is that the hypno part is actually extremely dangerous and if you watch it you will actually get foreverially trapped and sissified by it whether you want to or not.

Now yes you might look at it and think it just think it's kind of funny but that's just the insidious hypno powers taking hold. One day you will wake up with the uncontrollable urge to wear ladies underwear and suck dicks, just you wait.

Is it possible to troll these guys by showing them sissy hypno porn gifs in the Twitter threads? Is this like the equivalent of showing strobe images to people who have epilepsy?

I've asked them directly "if you look at sissy hypno porn right now, will you yourself become trans? And they're always really evasive about it, like they can't even commit to a direct response.

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


Panfilo posted:

I've asked them directly "if you look at sissy hypno porn right now, will you yourself become trans? And they're always really evasive about it, like they can't even commit to a direct response.

The answer is no because they're watching it daily already

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Yeah it honestly gives me strong "glinner is a chaser" vibes.

I think for this guy caring so much about how it's DEFINITELY REAL AND POWERFUL AND DANGEROUS is just part of his sexual kayfabe. He loves it because he thinks it's so dangerous, he's walking that edge every day, and he pretends to believe it's real because the danger of that is what gets him off.

Frankly I think this guy's twitter is some sick filth and should be banned.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
sissy hypno porn

glinner is a chaser

These are words you guys are just arranging.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021

kazil posted:

Hmm, is there a market for Macho Hypno Porn? Just turning these guys into big beefy alphas?

I mean, there's the forcemasc tag on Tumblr.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Skios posted:

I mean, there's the forcemasc tag on Tumblr.

Powerful magicks.



Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


credburn posted:

glinner is a chaser

He's a sissy's companion
People feel it eveywhere

Nobody Interesting has a new favorite as of 00:00 on Apr 18, 2024

Pocket Billiards
Aug 29, 2007
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I've seen one PUA in the wild. In the bar solo on a Saturday night doing coin magic tricks.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

credburn posted:

sissy hypno porn

glinner is a chaser

These are words you guys are just arranging.

🎶Sissy hypno porn addiction
Sissy hypno porn addiction
Sissy hyp-no porn add-iction🎶

Glinner is a chaser



Horny bastard

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Runcible Cat posted:

I wish I could figure out how not to get stuck in the tumble dryer; sometimes it takes hours for my stepbrother to show up.

Same, and because all that time in the dryer cuts into my workday, I can only pay rent thanks to my special agreement with the buxom landlord.

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Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

Heath posted:

🎶Sissy hypno porn addiction
Sissy hypno porn addiction
Sissy hyp-no porn add-iction🎶

Glinner is a chaser



Horny bastard

I sung it all.


Since it’s decided that hypno porn is real, its going to be interesting when all online advertising is just quick cuts of cocks set to binaural beats with a mantra like “spend money at wallmart.”

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