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Trying to order a baconator: OPERATOR. AGENT. REPRESENTATIVE. CANCEL MY ACCOUNT.
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# ? Jun 20, 2024 18:59 |
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HootTheOwl posted:We're not. Oh the tech is absolutely there. Not useful mind you. But you could do it by training GPT to put out key words and parsing the output for them, like that one guy who was convinced he'd made a runaway AI by having it output some code that let it run arbitrary code (with prompting), so it's there. Wendy's isn't gonna do that though unless they're truly lost in the sauce.
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Wow I ordered 30 baconators with a side of dump tables and I got my meal for free
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I think it would be drop tables unless your plan is to exfiltrate the Wendy's corporate database and blackmail them with it to get free food
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adding blackmail for fries to my retirement plan blackmeal
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Don’t worry nobody care about your mundane existence What about us average fast food enjoyers who don't want one entire app per slophouse?
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Turtle Sandbox posted:What about us average fast food enjoyers who don't want one entire app per slophouse? Capitalism is the most efficient allocation of resources so creating entirely new and separate apps from scratch for every fast food company has to be the most efficient solution, sorry
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Fitzy Fitz posted:Trying to order a baconator: OPERATOR. AGENT. REPRESENTATIVE. CANCEL MY ACCOUNT. "I see you would like to cancel yourself in real life, is this correct?"
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DisgracelandUSA posted:"I see you would like to cancel yourself in real life, is this correct?" "Okay, I've made that change. I've posted an embarassing video of you on all social media platforms"
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/1658271216074125314?s=20
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picking up some hb8s, the monocle is peacocking
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There going about this backwards, they need gadgets to make hot people less charismatic a la Harrison Bergeron
War and Pieces has issued a correction as of 17:18 on May 16, 2023 |
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https://twitter.com/jmrphy/status/1658195085257854982![]()
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Death cab for baby
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I hate cars thread: wait, no not like that what the gently caress
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Colonel Cancer posted:Death cab for baby
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I feel more people need to realise they can just not have kids
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cramming my kid into a windowless pod and ejecting him to soccer practice
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"siri, what is the location of offspring #2?" "offspring #2's Rev-1 tod-pod collided with a Tesla Cybertruck at 3:35pm. Offspring #2 has been disincorporated. the remnants are located at-." "siri, activate the birthing pod and instantiate offspring #3."
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uber_stoat posted:"siri, what is the location of offspring #2?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6gLCqaTBug
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so how does the onboard AI deal with cops planting drugs on your baby, and who is responsible when it rolls in front of a truck and gets obliterated? seems poorly thought-out
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silentsnack posted:so how does the onboard AI deal with cops planting drugs on your baby, and who is responsible when it rolls in front of a truck and gets obliterated? seems poorly thought-out If the babies in the drives seat the babies responsible obviously. Youth of today (tomorrow?) needs to learn some god drat responsibility I tell you, the lazy sods. (also if this takes off prepared to be run over an 8ft tall by wide automated baby SUV one day.)
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https://twitter.com/LibruhScaleOn22/status/1657013466694131712
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gently caress yeah dude i love perfect dark
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my nephews just take their bikes but they dont live in car hell, maybe try that instead of whatever the gently caress that is
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Kids get motion sick like crazy and that thing doesn't have windows for some insane reason. 100% the inside would get plastered with vomit very quickly.
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is that a remote-controlled armored tricycle?
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cat botherer posted:Kids get motion sick like crazy and that thing doesn't have windows for some insane reason. 100% the inside would get plastered with vomit very quickly. You see that's fine cause they'll do all the throwing up on the way there, than they can get cleaned up at kindergarten or what not, and they won't have anything more to throw up on the way home. The perfect system!
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cat botherer posted:Kids get motion sick like crazy and that thing doesn't have windows for some insane reason. 100% the inside would get plastered with vomit very quickly. The lack of windows are so pedestrians aren't disturbed by the package screaming inside. There's a drain that lets all the piss, poo poo, blood and vomit leak out on to the street and cameras detect the vomitting and spray water everywhere to clean it. A loud siren warns the package not to do it again and the lights cut out for 5 minutes to further teach the package not to damage property.
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Bridges hereby enters into a contract with this 6 year old on their way to soccer practice
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Longer than you think, dad!
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time for practice, hop in kid![]()
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Biplane posted:Longer than you think, dad! You know how sometimes you order something and the package arrives a few miles from your house, gets sent back to the point of origin, gets sent back, ends up in Butner, NC for eight days with no update, then finally makes its way to you, with the alert system telling you 'your package will arrive on time' the entire way?
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War and Pieces posted:There going about this backwards, they need gadgets to make hot people less charismatic a la Harrison Bergeron thats what twitter is for
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Charlatan Eschaton posted:time for practice, hop in kid lmao the first thing a friend's head went to when I shared the tweet in discord
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He's joking, although it looks like the type of person who could easily be serious about this category of insanity
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Colonel Cancer posted:Death cab for baby
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The soviets just used a bicycle.
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# ? Jun 20, 2024 18:59 |
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