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Jun 15, 2024 21:52
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- Macnult
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im going to return all museum artifacts to their proper owners with a heartfelt, handwritten apology
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May 10, 2023 17:38
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- Macnult
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im gonna say “gently caress” on national television
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May 10, 2023 17:39
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- Macnult
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sweatpants are now formal wear but they have to be the nice looking jogger kind
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May 10, 2023 17:40
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Take my second bath
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May 11, 2023 01:21
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- WithoutTheFezOn
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Oh no
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Replace Parliament with Parliament Funkadelic
And start training elite squads of Bop Gunners.
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May 11, 2023 01:31
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- The Voice of Labor
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I'm going to crack down on all the noncery
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May 11, 2023 01:43
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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I'm going to crack down on all the noncery
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May 11, 2023 01:47
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Smoke a joint on top of big Ben
u know big ben is the bell not the building itself right
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May 11, 2023 04:17
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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u know big ben is the bell not the building itself right
That's what makes it king sh*t.
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May 11, 2023 08:31
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Declare that every spindle in the land be confiscated and burned. Then all the butter churns, the offset presses, leather punches, hat racks, etc. until someone tackles me.
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May 11, 2023 18:29
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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proclaim that it's ok to say "England" instead of "the united kingdom" we know what you mean
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May 13, 2023 18:33
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- Weka
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That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
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Feudalism 2: enfeof this!
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May 16, 2023 01:09
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- Macnult
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effective immediately, no one has to do that accent anymore
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May 16, 2023 16:52
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- Finger Prince
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Abolish the monarchy
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May 16, 2023 18:06
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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honor the finest traditions of the royal navy by renaming the flagship hms queen elizabeth to hms woodcock
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May 17, 2023 05:58
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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removing the gendered language in the HM prefix so it's no longer "his/her majesty" but just "horny majesty"
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May 17, 2023 06:03
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- Finger Prince
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Grant a knighthood to my dog.
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May 17, 2023 06:09
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- Slumpy
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oi im going to have meself a cum
slumpy
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May 18, 2023 06:06
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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>Replace eye with Eye of Victoria.
>Replace hand with Hand of Victoria.
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May 19, 2023 04:29
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Jun 15, 2024 21:52
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