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JEEVES420 posted:Don't have kids if you can't afford them. Lol yes I'm sure this couple was laughing all the way to the bank with their classic switcheroo trickery. People do baby showers before the baby is born because after the baby is born they're too busy taking care of a newborn to have a party about it. Not to mention you kinda need the crib and stuff ready before they come home... The gender reveal thing I don't really get but whatever, just make up some excuse if you don't want to go for fucks sake. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dixville posted:Lol yes I'm sure this couple was laughing all the way to the bank with their classic switcheroo trickery. You mean you can't just stuff a baby in an old shoe box with some torn up newspaper?
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# ? Jun 5, 2018 21:15 |
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JEEVES420 posted:Don't have kids if you can't afford them. What is it like to be so alone and devoid of human friendship? Also, yeah, as a person who's gone through a miscarriage, we were stoked. gently caress you.
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# ? Jun 5, 2018 21:17 |
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So there's a Youtube channel called Sorrow TV that collects messages that are awkward at best and ugly and gross at the worst, then reads them aloud. He covers a lot of territory. Here's a milder one featuring selfishness and delusion. My favorite part is the Gucci bag at 9:56: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdgYbM63hjA Here's his most horrifying offering, a diary of an insane creeper planning out his life with an unsuspecting coworker (): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5og1md7Y0M
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# ? Jun 5, 2018 21:33 |
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JEEVES420 posted:Don't have kids if you can't afford them. You're a stupid loving rear end in a top hat and you should have been miscarried. All the people I know only wanted to know the gender of my wife's and mine daughter because they were curious. We got plenty of neutral clothes, which kicked rear end. Baby clothes are stupidly expensive.
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# ? Jun 5, 2018 21:36 |
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What I got from that tick story was the parent was perfectly ok with letting her dog suffer from a massive tick infestation. Piece of poo poo.
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LingcodKilla posted:What I got from that tick story was the parent was perfectly ok with letting her dog suffer from a massive tick infestation. From the sound of it, they had their toddler doing a pretty good job of taking care of the problem. 'Having kids you can't afford' doesn't exactly factor in the reality that we're all one injury, layoff or lawsuit away from living on the street giving hand jobs for crack. People's lives change, sometimes very suddenly. It's also a really lovely thing to say to pregnant widows.
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# ? Jun 5, 2018 21:58 |
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Stop creating your own content in the AUG thread
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# ? Jun 5, 2018 23:35 |
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Megabound posted:Stop creating your own content in the AUG thread Extremely late 90s aesthetic
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# ? Jun 5, 2018 23:40 |
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You motherfucking bastard. Jesus. Bobby Digital posted:Extremely late 90s aesthetic I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that. For a minute, I wondered if I was just missing the 90's. Mr. Snickerdoodles has a new favorite as of 00:01 on Jun 6, 2018 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 00:04 |
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Megabound posted:Stop creating your own content in the AUG thread Wow, who knew Grimace's mom was such a looker?
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 00:21 |
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what the gently caress is this man wearing
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 00:36 |
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If twelve drivers license examinations came to life and formed a football team, he would be their cheerleader
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 00:39 |
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cash crab posted:
Last years garbage bag.
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 00:40 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Last years garbage bag. right but what is the bag wearing?
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 00:49 |
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girl pants posted:And furthermore, Um. That gun is mighty glittery.
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 00:51 |
It's intersex
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 00:52 |
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cash crab posted:
Anyone has the irony-cat the just doesn't stop growing?
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 01:40 |
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He's taking that old saying "Garbage men and pick-up artists need to switch names" very, very seriously.
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 01:58 |
This came on my Spotify mix. The cover art is...interesting.
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 02:37 |
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Was it any good? I think that's important in determining exact AUG levels.
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 02:59 |
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I just looked them up, and they are so, SO dangerously close to sounding like really excellent 1980s classic Goth music, but it sounds like he's asking for permission to be there and it sort of kills the whole vibe for me. Additionally: NERRRRRRRRRRD
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 03:32 |
John Ringo used them as the protagonist’s favorite band in the Ghost series of extremely racist right-wing novels, including having him sing the lyrics during action scenes, so they’re permanently associated with that in my mind. Also their music videos feel like a Vampire: The Masquerade LARP on film: https://youtu.be/SVNjx4k8mWk
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loving hell.
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 04:12 |
I can’t remember if the singer is/was married to either the violinist or one of the spastic dancers on stage.
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I will bet twenty bucks that it was both, either simultaneously or at different times.
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 04:23 |
It’s like I’d want to listen to them, but.... You can smell the MDMA crumbled in the vodka.
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 04:29 |
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Well that mildly graphic description made me retch.
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 04:39 |
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How in god’s name are The Crüxshadows still around after 25 years?
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 04:41 |
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pray for daayyylight bwomp bwomp pray for mooorning bwomp bwomp pray for ordinate wee our deceptionnnn
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Lazlo Nibble posted:How in god’s name are The Crüxshadows still around after 25 years? The hairspray is a preservative. Non-comedy answer, I think the goth community just hasn’t really evolved enough in 25 years that Crüxshadows is out of date.
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fizzymercy posted:I wonder how often EMTs put up with clumsy sex maneuver calls? More often than you think. I personally transported an unfortunate 61 year old gentleman with a vibrator stuck all the way up his rear end, still vibrating. I still have a picture of the x-ray to this day. Also transported a girl who slipped and broke her ankle in her shower trying to uh, help herself while putting a leg up on her soap dish, and also an 18 year old kid who "got a condom stuck on his penis." He was an idiot. It wasn't stuck. These people are also generally some of the coolest people I get to interact with. They're usually pretty good humored about their situation, which is awesome.
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 04:58 |
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Megabound posted:Stop creating your own content in the AUG thread Don't doxx Laura and Danny from the diary, man
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chitoryu12 posted:The hairspray is a preservative. Am an aging goth. Can confirm.
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chitoryu12 posted:It’s like I’d want to listen to them, but.... God drat. It's like some mad scientist punched "1999, Hot Topic and video card box art" into a music maker and this is what slithered out of it's mechanical anus.
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 06:24 |
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chitoryu12 posted:John Ringo used them as the protagonist’s favorite band in the Ghost series of extremely racist right-wing novels, including having him sing the lyrics during action scenes, so they’re permanently associated with that in my mind. Oh gently caress, that's why the name rang a bell. The best part is that Ringo made them out to be this super hardcore power metal band for trve warriors, and when you see them they turn out to be... that. And in Ringo's books they're actually portrayed as being super popular among all the high speed low drag special ops for some reason. Like whenever his protagonist runs into some random Green Beret or Delta Force guy they end up quoting their lyrics at each other, because they're just that metal.
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 07:43 |
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Iron Crowned posted:I remember hearing somewhere that something like 30% of people have been injured during sex. I did manage to break a partner's ankles once because it turns out that floors are hard So no one else is curious about this comment?
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Yeah, it got a bit lost in the shuffle, but do tell?
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Mizuti posted:So there's a Youtube channel called ... that collects messages that are awkward at best and ugly and gross at the worst, then reads them aloud. He covers a lot of territory. I like the content but I can't stand the narrator and his need to sing every 30 seconds. There are some pretty good ones in there though if you can get past that.
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