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the interstate system seems like a good way to get around but it is in fact, oppressive. disable freeways on your google maps to "See America Right"
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Suck as many dicks as you can, but if you don’t stay NoHomo after you will be beaten to death.
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be sure to properly dispose of your piss jugs and do not throw them down the grand canyon
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grand canyon is america's pissjug
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I thought my mom was.
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numberoneposter posted:be sure to properly dispose of your piss jugs and do not throw them down the grand canyon You're not pissing directly in it?
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Everything has bacon and corn syrup in it. Even the tap water.
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believe it or not but material property has more of a right to exist than people do
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Because of COVID, instead of handshakes, we now nut tap.
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the rule of balls touching has recently gone through congress and has been declared NOT GAY
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we keep a spare government under the denver airport so you can actually do whatever you want to the currently active one, take them with you when you leave maybe.
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anybody who comes to the us only does so because their bill gates covid microchip has commanded it
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Buce posted:there are fallout shelters beneath some big buildings in large american cities. you're gonna want to memorize these locations. You won't be allowed into any of these under any circumstances, of course, it's just neat to know where they are.
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if you eat spicy enough texas style chili you will forget the names of your children
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numberoneposter posted:if you eat spicy enough texas style chili you will forget the names of your children That's only because you'll literally poo poo your brain out. This actually explains a great deal about Texans. It's good chili, though.
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Virginia is for lovers
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new york is colloquially known as the city of apples
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you can bring your American Bully XL when you visit, in fact it's encouraged. all US airlines will allow one American Bully XL to board per traveller.
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numberoneposter posted:believe it or not but material property has more of a right to exist than people do Don’t forget that corporations also have rights. Plus better lawyers.
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Everyone is cheap whore!
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In America, car drives over you!
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This
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Welcome to Ashland Heights South Dakota now give me your loving wallet
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Has manufacturing come back to USA?
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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:Has manufacturing come back to USA? A neighbor of mine used to manufacture meth until his rig exploded and killed him.
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The Bible posted:A neighbor of mine used to manufacture meth until his rig exploded and killed him. A true American death.
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Come and gone then.
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satanic splash-back posted:It's pretty rude to leave strangers with only one side of the conversation; use the speakerphone in public, proudly. especially while in a public bathroom! We like to know that others consider us as equal to themselves. And what better way is there to do that than including other people who are also doing 1 of the most universal human experiences in on your conversation? Everybody poops! Likewise, it is rude to keep your music library or whatever you are watching on your phone to yourself, by either not playing anything or using headphones. In the US, we appreciate it when other people share media with everyone else in the vicinity. The tinnier the cell phone speakers, the better.
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Bored posted:especially while in a public bathroom! We like to know that others consider us as equal to themselves. And what better way is there to do that than including other people who are also doing 1 of the most universal human experiences in on your conversation? Everybody poops! Interesting, this is very similar to Korea, where you not only put your phone on speaker at max volume in a crowded subway, you shout into it as loudly as you can to ensure that everyone benefits from your wisdom. This is why it is mostly the elderly who do it; they are greatly venerated here.
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The Bible posted:Interesting, this is very similar to Korea, where you not only put your phone on speaker at max volume in a crowded subway, you shout into it as loudly as you can to ensure that everyone benefits from your wisdom. They know better than you. They know the truth.
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Is gas station sushi as good as they say?
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If some gangster is dissing your fly girl, just give them one of these![]() and it'll all work out
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Foxfire_ posted:If some gangster is dissing your fly girl, just give them one of these Can confirm.
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AKZ posted:Welcome to Ashland Heights South Dakota now give me your loving wallet Welcome to Mitchell, South Dakota. Enjoy the Corn Palace!
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Bored posted:It is rude to keep your music library or whatever you are watching on your phone to yourself, by either not playing anything or using headphones. In the US, we appreciate it when other people share media with everyone else in the vicinity. The tinnier the cell phone speakers, the better. The term for this is dickheadcasting.
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You Are A Elf posted:Everything has bacon and corn syrup in it. Especially the tap water.
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