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Pirate Radar posted:BRB writing a video game where you play the murderers of famous musicians but you’re the good guy because they’re secretly lizard people They Rock
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Pirate Radar posted:BRB writing a video game where you play the murderers of famous musicians but you’re the good guy because they’re secretly lizard people There's a Hitman level where your target is a famous musician at his apex on his 27th birthday.
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Improbable Lobster posted:Nah, he'd be like any aging rocker that's just sort of lame and still tours and just plays the hits because the audience is 40 or older and don't want anything new. Teenage angst has paid off well. Now I'm bored and old.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:They Rock They Don't Live
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Captain Monkey posted:Wow you really owned that guy who blew his head off in like 93. I guess it's the modern version of loudly declaring you don't like the Beatles.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:There's a Hitman level where your target is a famous musician at his apex on his 27th birthday.
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My Lovely Horse posted:Please tell me you can make it look like an accident simply by supplying him with booze. No, but you can make him recreate the murder of his girlfriend by having him meet up with the other target. (the lawyer who got him acquitted) Or poison his birthday cake. Or supply him with a dodgy microphone that electrocutes him.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:They Rock They Perform Live.
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Phlegmish posted:I guess it's the modern version of loudly declaring you don't like the Beatles. do you think the modern version of loudly declaring you don't like the Beatles isn't still loudly declaring you don't like the Beatles?
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:i biked by a Pedant Ln a few weeks ago and i just imagine the residents that live there saying "well actually, it's a road" regularly and it made me laugh
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I like Kurt Cobain, so y'all can eat rocks.Pirate Radar posted:BRB writing a video game where you play the murderers of famous musicians but youre the good guy because theyre secretly lizard people 10/10 would play forever
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Wherein you are a time travler fixing another time travelers fuckup; they went back and made sure all the great musicians didn't kill themselves/get killed. You're the one has to set things back the way they were. Have fun getting Kurt to suck-start that shotgun.
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Pirate Radar posted:BRB writing a video game where you play the murderers of famous musicians but you’re the good guy because they’re secretly lizard people secretly?
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Ghost Leviathan posted:No, but you can make him recreate the murder of his girlfriend by having him meet up with the other target. (the lawyer who got him acquitted) Or poison his birthday cake. Or supply him with a dodgy microphone that electrocutes him. Ugh, musicians that play shows on their own birthdays are the worst. Almost as bad as having their own band play their own wedding.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Or poison his birthday cake. Or suffocate him with it! https://imgur.com/a/kxgy2LJ
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Absurd Alhazred posted:They Rock
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Solice Kirsk posted:Ugh, musicians that play shows on their own birthdays are the worst. Almost as bad as having their own band play their own wedding. Oh it's not a concert. He's recording an album in a luxury hotel in Bangkok.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Ugh, musicians that play shows on their own birthdays are the worst. Almost as bad as having their own band play their own wedding. I saw Glass Animals at Freepress and it was the lead singer's birthday. But all he did was mention it once, say how lucky he was that they were able to be there living their dream. They played an absolutely amazing show outside at sunset, it was great. What makes it bad?
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Kurtofan posted:i've been trying to find a picture of batman's dick for hours now, is it here
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Let's get this thread back on track. Malachite_Dragon posted:Wherein you are a time travler fixing another time travelers fuckup; they went back and made sure all the great musicians didn't kill themselves/get killed. You're the one has to set things back the way they were.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Wherein you are a time travler fixing another time travelers fuckup; they went back and made sure all the great musicians didn't kill themselves/get killed. You're the one has to set things back the way they were. This one would be good, yeah, like—the 27 club is explained by a society of time travelers who hop around killing great musicians in their prime before they start to suck.
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Pirate Radar posted:This one would be good, yeah, like—the 27 club is explained by a society of time travelers who hop around killing great musicians in their prime before they start to suck. That or they get kidnapped and replaced with doppelgangers/fake corpses. And taken to Dracula's moon castle.
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Take the plunge! Okay! posted:There’s a popular cookie recipe in the Balkans called “The Black Jews”, which is supposed to be an ironic reference to the dough being mostly walnuts and butter, expensive ingredients to your average Balkan household. I apologize for the racist cookie name, I’m just relaying the facts. My mom makes them often and uses a souvenir Munich 1972 cup as a cookie cutter on them because “it’s the perfect size” cinci zoo sniper posted:Speaking of Balkans and insults-laden dish recipes, my former Greek roommate offered me Albanian omelette one day, and as I agreed he proceeded to steal our German roommate's eggs.
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I'm totally reading "stealing our roommate's eggs" like it's some sort of innuendo I don't really grasp.
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Karate Bastard posted:I'm totally reading "stealing our roommate's eggs" like it's some sort of innuendo I don't really grasp.
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Phlegmish posted:I guess it's the modern version of loudly declaring you don't like the Beatles. Why is it somehow taboo to hate the Beatles? Like I've been accused of lying about it. Sorry I don't like baby boomer backstreet boys.
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rodbeard posted:Why is it somehow taboo to hate the Beatles? Like I've been accused of lying about it. Sorry I don't like baby boomer backstreet boys. see?
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I don't like the Beatles either but making sure everyone around you knows that you don't like something is an obnoxious, childish trait
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What if it only comes up when you’re answering a direct question?
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Wiggles Von Huggins posted:
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Absurd Alhazred posted:They Rock Unplugged
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Unplugged : The SiriusXM Sessions
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purple death ray posted:I don't like the Beatles either but making sure everyone around you knows that you don't like something is an obnoxious, childish trait I to dislike when someone makes sure everyone around them knows they dislike something.
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Alaois posted:see? lol
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Captain Monkey posted:I saw Glass Animals at Freepress and it was the lead singer's birthday. But all he did was mention it once, say how lucky he was that they were able to be there living their dream. They played an absolutely amazing show outside at sunset, it was great. I worded it poorly. Playing a show on your birthday is fine. Playing a show for your birthday is stupid. Big difference, and I realize I didn't get that point across the first time.
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Imma throw a loving party for my birthday just to spite you
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Like whatever you want.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I worded it poorly. Playing a show on your birthday is fine. Playing a show for your birthday is stupid. Big difference, and I realize I didn't get that point across the first time. Ah, sorry then, I've never experienced that. I was just trying to figure out what I was missing, that sounds annoyingly self aggrandizing for sure.
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Karate Bastard posted:Imma throw a loving party for my birthday just to spite you You should! Just don't subject your friends to your lovely junk punk band if they want to spend time with you on your birthday.
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# ? Jun 21, 2024 05:07 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I like Kurt Cobain, so y'all can eat rocks. Fleta, you're okay in my book.
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