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Overall I give this hotel a 6/10. Clean sheets, affordable room service, friendly staff, but I got stung in the balls by a scorpion so I do have to deduct one or two points for that
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Phlegmish posted:Overall I give this hotel a 6/10. Clean sheets, affordable room service, friendly staff, but I got stung in the balls by a scorpion so I do have to deduct one or two points for that Oh that’s our complimentary arachnid massage, that’s usually extra!
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The stinger is the scoprion's pebis.
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A little SCIENCE FACT there for you fine folks.
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Silly Burrito posted:Oh that’s our complimentary arachnid massage, that’s usually extra! Felt a little more like acupuncture.
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By popular demand posted:Careful though! Help, I'm stuck. Maybe if I stroke and suck on this cylinder thing that just popped out of nowhere, that'll set me free.
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Step-tugboat, what are you doing?
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Checks out. Dude was famous for being a colossal rear end in a top hat. Glad to hear he was still like that even in his last moments.
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If you read the article she had used rosewater as a perfume. His response to roses was "you smell like a toilet" and she's just like "yeah, facts."
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Steve Jobs was just an Outkast fan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hEraGvcQe0&t=130s
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Paper Tiger posted:Steve Jobs was just an Outkast fan My daughter, you have some stankonia *croaks*
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About to shuffle off this mortal coil but not before I tell my beloved daughter she smells like a toilet
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Given how Jobs stank for years because he thought his special diet mean that he should smell clean so wouldn't believe the 'haters' that told him to shower it's extra funny.
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A man deliberately got 217 Covid shots. Here’s what happened Seems like someone from the cspam covid thread made the news
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More likely fraud by selling vaccination documents to antivax morons.
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It appears from the Lancet article that he had the vaccination documents/certificates for most of them still, so apparently he didn't sell (many) se page 11 for breakdown and page 12 for explanation https://www.thelancet.com/cms/10.1016/S1473-3099(24)00134-8/attachment/53f1ee11-c3e1-4988-bff2-5dc172d0f439/mmc2.pdf
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https://twitter.com/Barcajim3/status/1765795226419920943
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Ah, vaxmaxxing, it's been a while.
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i only got like 6 and i was real close to doing like Tetsuo in Akira.
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Wang Commander posted:So I've been Max Titering a full Moderna dose every 3 weeks since my second dose back in February. I had to get some blood work done for my annual physical and they said my blood looked unusual in the tube, like visibly. They thought it was excessive lipids at first, but my cholesterol was normal, so they ran some more tests and it was antibodies. Anyway my doctor says my blood is way too viscous now and it explains why my blood pressure is up and they're worried about my kidneys between the inflammation and the thickening! I haven't come clean about the boosters yet so if you see a preprint about an insanely excessive antibody production with the Moderna vaxx it's just me and my boy Max. Wang Commander posted:1/6 (bandited at a public site for the elderly in a red county) and 2/6, original series. Then I was reading about other vaccines and seeing how many polio shots I got as a kid and was like maybe 4 will be better for this, I went with the Pfizer interval because rich people were getting Pfizer so I figured closer together was better but all anyone had around me was Moderna. Then I kept going because it made me feel safer about covid, and once we learned about waning I knew I was doing the right thing. So then every 3 weeks up until my physical this week so 21 more like clockwork. I got 2 or 3 extras at least during Delta (was really freaked out about India stuff so I'm not sure how much) and when the Omicron sequence dropped I did one daily until my regular dose on the 27th of last month at which point I calmed down so 22-26 is 5 extra. And I got the legit booster on my card the day I could even though it wasn't on the regimen. So 2 original, a booster, 21 on my DIY sequence, 5 during omicron, and at least 2 during delta. So that's 31 as the absolute floor, maybe 35. All full dose Moderna except the legit booster so we'll say 30.5-34.5 doses? Kind of worried about the kidney thing now that I read more about what they do and can mess up! Wang Commander posted:full disclosure the 35 doses thing was a bit, i did get contacted by a journalist about it tho. The German guy got more than our guy even lied about. I should try selling a bridge to the people who believed “they said my blood looked unusual in the tube, like visibly”.
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https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1765825735992770954
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I thought it sounded familiar but had to check...quote:The Bataclan (French pronunciation: [bataklɑ̃]) is a theatre located at 50 Boulevard Voltaire in the 11th arrondissement of Paris, France... ![]()
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Man jailed for not enjoying a meal, it wasn't a succulent Chinese meal
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Chef Yam had some moves with which he disarmed the assailant, Chef Yum would have had to rely on succulent cooking.
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https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1766123945680343233
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And I bet they frown on this earnest attempt at British entrepreneurship! hypocrites!
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https://twitter.com/WCCO/status/1766313103518474465
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quote:"That's just kind of like, surprising to me," said Burnsville resident Kamila Rustamova. "Out of all things, calculators would not be on the list of things people would steal." Turns out calculators are serious business.
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Don't mess with Texas (Instruments).
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Any electronics/computer company surviving this long deserves respect.
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https://twitter.com/climatecouncil/status/1765856874338087083
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Wow, on average that's... oh no! My calculator's gone!
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There’s a massive calculator theft ring based at 12500 TI Blvd in Dallas.
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Oi mate a chav nicked me caravan
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Police say that something didn’t add up.
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The days are numbered for the 5318008 gang.
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They stole calculators? It doesn't seem like they should, but they did. Steal calculators? That's wrong! Who else would do that? They shouldn't!
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