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Planet X
Dec 10, 2003

GOOD MORNING
Shelly you live in California so no excuses on the Big Fuckin' Blunt

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Downtown Abey
Feb 14, 2002

spacejew posted:

What about all that cocaine and weed that is thrown overboard from drug running boats? I mean it makes sense that merpeople would smoke blunts when you look at it like that.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
This took too long and the result wasn't that great but HANZO STEEL.
I went with rope because :colbert: and robe is nautical.

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!
Oh you guys. Such "mer"madness. I think Shelly's gonna get "mer"dered.

Nurse Fanny
Aug 14, 2007

Pope Mobile posted:

This took too long and the result wasn't that great but HANZO STEEL.
I went with rope because :colbert: and robe is nautical.



gently caress I see a nip

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Abeya Minora posted:



A threat, a promise, or both?

I love mod challenges...

j toshiro
Nov 30, 2004
The spacejew must pay.

SilverSliver
Nov 27, 2009

by elpintogrande
edit: Not playing in to possible dumbassery. Sounds like someone really wants to be in crap because they can't find the edit button.

C'MON MermaidShelley! I want pretty pics of pretty high mermaids.....

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Only good things can result from this thread and I wanted to be a part of it.


Probably the wrong thing to say, but it's the truth. Guess we'll see how I'm punished.

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

Ok I take back what I said this is the greatest thread and has fantastic potential.

mpyro
Feb 9, 2003

'Cause I live and breathe this Fillydelphia freedom
I wonder how this will turn out. :suspense:

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008

Chichevache posted:

A threat, a promise, or both?

I love mod challenges...

Abraham Minotaur already issued a challenge to anyone with a pony avatar on page one

SilverSliver
Nov 27, 2009

by elpintogrande
You know what's really interesting? When I see something that says Mod Challenge I read it *really* carefully.
I find that to be really interesting. :supaburn:

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

Abeya Minora posted:

:siren: :siren: :siren: THIS WILL NOT STAND. :siren: :siren: :siren:

Shelly, I'm going out to get drunk tonight with some nerd friends. If I don't see a picture of you in a Mermaid costume Smoking A Gigantic Blunt, that's equal or greater to the quality of Mermaids Smoking Gigantic Blunts in this thread by the time I wake up tomorrow morning, I will ban you and instruct all of Something Awful to give you very poor reviews on the entirety of the Internet. And if you think I'm jaded, mean and unfair, well, let me tell you - these guys are a lot worse. They even use cusses.

The judges of your entry will be the aforementioned Mermaids Smoking Gigantic Blunts.

Only then, can you be part of our world.

If you were my neighbor I would invite you to sit at the head of the table this Thanksgiving, Abe. :allears:

SilverSliver posted:

Gimmie! Gimmie! Gimmie!

http://tindeck.com/listen/gbfv

DeliciousDarkness posted:

I had to get in on the sweet sweet singing action, even without the promise of rewards and riches.

Free MP3 download: _part of sa_.mp3

I recorded this in half an hour before frantically uploading it and running to work 15 mins late. Also getting over a cold. But I am pretty happy with it. :)

You both knocked it out of the park and clear into the parking lot!

Barehanded Brother
Feb 12, 2007

When you have a Hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Dr. Witherbone posted:

You should know that this forum falls in love with people who meet their challenges. There's a juggling forums superstar who can attest to this.

how quickly we forget the flaskfucker

ninja edit: the song (both renditions) really make this thread, great job y'all

DarkSol
May 18, 2006

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

Barehanded Brother posted:

how quickly we forget the flaskfucker

ninja edit: the song (both renditions) really make this thread, great job y'all

Not fast enough. :stonk:

Sosiz
Nov 8, 2009
This thread is amazing, really looking forward to see what Shelly comes up with.

Does anyone have a link to the flashfucker thread?

SilverSliver
Nov 27, 2009

by elpintogrande

Sosiz posted:

This thread is amazing, really looking forward to see what Shelly comes up with.

Does anyone have a link to the flashfucker thread?

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/flaskfucker-fruit-hat.php

minusX
Jun 16, 2007

Say something hideous and horrible jumps out at you. Something so disgusting that it simply must die.
Ah! Oh!..So tacky! I can't...look...directly at it!

Sosiz posted:

This thread is amazing, really looking forward to see what Shelly comes up with.

Does anyone have a link to the flashfucker thread?
^^^^And full thread is here
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3140263

straylightunity
Dec 20, 2005

Scapegrace.
Seeing this thread with 100+ new posts was like an early Christmas. Now it's every holiday. Never change, goons :allears:

Lord Gaga
May 9, 2010

minusX posted:

^^^^And full thread is here
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3140263

Oh fruit hat thread, you offered the rare glimpse into the unparalleled exaggeration of Abe's chin and JTT haircut.

Octane Diesel
Sep 27, 2011

People are disgusting. My own father and mother are disgusting. You must be disgusting too!

Sushi Hands posted:

poo poo Flounder is my new favorite insult.

Flounder is a delicious fish, but it's one of the most stupid looking animals to grace this ungodly earth. Now I can't stop thinking about a flounder guzzling poo poo.

Rambowjo posted:

Blunt should be comically big, this clearly won't do.

I threw that together at five in the morning and skimmed the thread, only two entries and the first song, now that I realize that most people made arm-length blunts I'm tempted to redraw the picture so the blunt is gigantic and the text isn't as obnoxious to read.


EDIT: redid the picture so it's more related to the thread


Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
Such a wonderful thread! This is one of the most consistently entertaining mod challenge threads I have ever read.

Mermaid Shelly
Nov 17, 2011

Shelly is better down where it's wetter
Challenge Accepted

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Mermaid Shelly posted:

Challenge Accepted



HOT

drat

WINNING

:swoon:

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Mermaid Shelly posted:

Challenge Accepted



Holy gently caress I think we've reached a new level here.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
Why isn't there a 10 button for me to hit. 5 is not enough.

Goatface Killa
Feb 15, 2010
Holy poo poo. This thread just made my life. Excellent use of classy blunt holder!

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER


Ultra Carp
That's certainly a mermaid, alright.

IanKirby
Nov 4, 2011
Oh my god, this right here is why the internet was created. Well done, Mermaid Shelly. I mean it even has loving scales.

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



Mermaid Shelly posted:

Challenge Accepted



Do I espy a HANZO?!?!?

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



This thread is awesome and Mermaid Shelly is pretty cool. So is the goon who uploaded the naked mermaid chick getting eaten by a shark to lastpicstanding, stay classy :coolfish:

hollaback grandma
Feb 25, 2007

You never call.

Mermaid Shelly posted:

Challenge Accepted



ONLY THE CLASSIEST OF BLUNTS FOR THE EMPRESS OF THE WAVES

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Masterfully done.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

I AM JAMES FRANCO posted:

What would I post? if I could surf out of 4chan?
What would I pay to spend a day away from the /b/tards?
Bet'cha on SA they understand
That you should reprimand bad posters
pale young neckbeards sick of bad postin'
Ready to 5

I'm ready to know what the mods know
Ask 'em my questions and get some probations
What's a hammer and why does it - what's the word?
Baaaaaaaaaaan?

When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to explore that world in SA?
Out of poo poo posts
Wish I could be
Part of gold threads

Les sirenes
Les sirenes
How I love les sirenes
Love to act and to dress like a fish
First I put on some shells
Then I strap on my tail
Ah mais oui
Ca c'est toujours delish!
Les sirenes
Les sirenes
Hee hee hee
Hah hah hah
With a blunt in my hand, that'll do
I smoke all of what's inside
And totally get fried
I love dressing like fishes
Don't you?

Babylon the Bright
Feb 22, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
drat...I already thought it was pretty good then I noticed the loving katana. Next time I need a custom mermaid tail made, I'll know who to go to.

ManifunkDestiny
Aug 2, 2005
THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN THE SEAHAWKS IS RUSSELL WILSON'S TAINT SWEAT

Seahawks #1 fan since 2014.

Mermaid Shelly posted:

Challenge Accepted





Best Mod Challenge in a long, long time. Love it when people are good sports!

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
This thread just kicked stoned mermaid samurai up a notch.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Mermaid Shelly posted:

Challenge Accepted



I find it curious that you have such a fancy costume at hand. :golfclap:

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Communist Q
Jul 13, 2009

Best thread i've seen on SA. Bravo Shelly, bravo...