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21st Cherry boy
Jan 28, 2004
i'm a girl, fucktard

Meh, home births aren't a terrible idea if your pregnancy doesn't have any complications. You and your baby are really likely to pick up an infection or two at a hospital, if your delivery is normal it's probably best to do it at home... you know, as long as you're not insane and have an actual qualified medical professional there in case of unforeseen emergencies.

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Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009


The Bible posted:

And prevent him from fulfilling God's commandment to multiply uncontrollably?

But by duggaring he was breaking that commandment anyway----toddlers aren't fertile yet, so they couldn't have given him babies.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup


Pillbug

With 19 kids I am not surprised they home birth them.
Surely their insurance providers would get a bit fucky having to cover 19 births.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine


Astrofig posted:

But by duggaring he was breaking that commandment anyway----toddlers aren't fertile yet, so they couldn't have given him babies.

Like they get enough sex education to know that

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON


Amarcarts posted:

I thought though that 99% of girls break their hymen just from daily activities or sports not from sex.

if you actually believe that walking uteruses in the Duggar family would be permitted to play sports or do any daily activity physical enough to result in a broken hymen.

The Bible
May 8, 2010



Astrofig posted:

But by duggaring he was breaking that commandment anyway----toddlers aren't fertile yet, so they couldn't have given him babies.

This is like Catholics who will happily have sex outside of marriage even though the Church forbids it, but won't use birth control or get an abortion because the Church forbids it.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



The Bible posted:

This is like Catholics who will happily have sex outside of marriage even though the Church forbids it, but won't use birth control or get an abortion because the Church forbids it.
I don't know any Catholics personally that have more than 5 kids so I'm guessing most of them these days are happy to ignore that rule. Vatican Roulette isn't that foolproof of a method.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

Many surveys have confirmed that even observant Catholics have no problem ignoring the rules about birth control

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


jon pop jim bob

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

Top City Homo fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Oct 5, 2015

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012




College Slice

Jill Duggar and husband were not cleared for missionary work by the Southern Baptist Convention

quote:

While Jill Duggar and her husband, Derick Dillard, have raised funds for what they called missionary work in El Salvador, the couple has not been certified to perform in that capacity, The Inquisitr reported.

Dillard had stated on on a Duggar family blog that the couple’s home church, Cross Baptist Church, had “commissioned” them to “the mission field.”

“The commissioning consisted of our pastor leading the congregation in praying for our family as we work on the mission field,” he wrote.

But according to the rules of the Southern Baptist Convention (SBC), Duggar cannot be accredited as a Baptist missionary spouse — and thus be eligible for funding from the organization — unless she completed at least 12 hours of study at one of the group’s accredited colleges. However, she has never enrolled in any college.

For his part, Dillard would only qualify for missionary funding if he both earned a bachelor’s degree from one of its accredited universities and completed between 20 and 30 hours of graduate studies covering subjects including theology, evangelism, and biblical studies, among others.

The couple had been asking for donations through their own tax-exempt organization, Dillard Family Ministries, until fans began questioning whether Dillard and Duggar were traveling back and forth between the US and Central America for legitimate reasons.

The questions continued as recently as Oct. 2, when someone asked online whether the couple’s activities were sanctioned by an SBC affiliate, the International Mission Board (IMB).

They bypassed the Southern Baptist Convention's education-to-missionary racket. A low bar, anyway - they still wouldn't have had to learn any spanish.
The article doesn't claim that they ever accepted SBC money. It merely explains why they crowdfunded their vacation the way that they did.

The Bible
May 8, 2010



They half-rear end every single thing they do.

Would it really hurt them to get some real education on any damned thing they do? Would it kill them to hire an expert instead of some goofball who got "prayed in" to whatever field?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup


Pillbug

Then again who the gently caress says you need a course to go missionaring around the world?
Sounds like the Southern Baptist Convention want a part of the money pie the con-Duggars are doing.

red19fire
May 26, 2010



The Bible posted:

They half-rear end every single thing they do.

Would it really hurt them to get some real education on any damned thing they do? Would it kill them to hire an expert instead of some goofball who got "prayed in" to whatever field?

The womenfolk might accidentally learn critical thinking if they go to one of them fancy book-learnin' schools!

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

You look at the system they got going in Fury Road and realize it's less oppressive than Quiverfull bullshit because the Immortan Joe provided books for his wives that weren't The Bible.

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015


Anna Duggar’s threshold for emotional pain has been rigorously tested this summer as more and more allegations about her husband’s bad behavior have come to light, and it looks like Anna’s faith in Josh’s ability to change is starting to fade. According to a recent report, Anna Duggar is ready to seriously consider getting a divorce.

“It seems J. Bob bought the house from Josh and has his good buddy listed as owner, possibly as a way to protect the property in the case of lawsuits or to keep Anna from getting the house in a divorce,” Pickles and Hairspray writes.

Read more at http://www.inquisitr.com/2479731/an...wpFI6DTrQeds.99

Welp.

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015


accidental double post but,

No More Duggars: Almost 180 Advertisers Bail On Jill And Jessa's Upcoming TLC Specials
Read more at http://www.starpulse.com/news/index...Q4X3cu0hlX8X.99

lol

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012




College Slice

Hooded Reptile posted:

Anna Duggar’s threshold for emotional pain has been rigorously tested this summer as more and more allegations about her husband’s bad behavior have come to light, and it looks like Anna’s faith in Josh’s ability to change is starting to fade. According to a recent report, Anna Duggar is ready to seriously consider getting a divorce.

“It seems J. Bob bought the house from Josh and has his good buddy listed as owner, possibly as a way to protect the property in the case of lawsuits or to keep Anna from getting the house in a divorce,” Pickles and Hairspray writes.

Read more at http://www.inquisitr.com/2479731/an...wpFI6DTrQeds.99

Welp.

Stay married to my sex deviate son who was cheating on you from the day you met, or I'll throw you and 4 of my grandkids out on the street.

- JIM BOB

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

PH.D IN DARKNESS, M.A. IN MADNESS, B.A. IN TERROR (with a minor in Women's Studies)

Hooded Reptile posted:

accidental double post but,

No More Duggars: Almost 180 Advertisers Bail On Jill And Jessa's Upcoming TLC Specials
Read more at http://www.starpulse.com/news/index...Q4X3cu0hlX8X.99

lol

So is Jim Bob throwing out his daughter-in-law and grandkids so they can sell the house to keep them in rice bags for another month, or because he's still a greasy bag of poo poo that thinks a Bible can change into a human being?

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Feb 25, 2014

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jim bob

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?


man, they just get classier and classier. the LORD sure wants that, ayup

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine


Hooded Reptile posted:

accidental double post but,

No More Duggars: Almost 180 Advertisers Bail On Jill And Jessa's Upcoming TLC Specials
Read more at http://www.starpulse.com/news/index...Q4X3cu0hlX8X.99

lol



Reading, this, takes alot, of patience....
FORUM *POST* END

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

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Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015


Meanwhile, Amy Duggar King has recently said in an interview with Entertainment Tonight that Anna is "doing well" as Josh remains behind the bars of the rehabilitation program.

Read more at http://www.christianpost.com/news/j...PR7QQJGLQ5Yg.99

The BARS? oh man.....

Regalingualius
Jan 6, 2012


Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

So is Jim Bob throwing out his daughter-in-law and grandkids so they can sell the house to keep them in rice bags for another month, or because he's still a greasy bag of poo poo that thinks a Bible can change into a human being?

Bit of both, really. Fucker still thinks anything with his family name on it can be salvaged, and he's not about to let her get the better of his pride and joy son if he has any say in the matter.

Antifa Turkeesian
Aug 20, 2006



She is his son's property while his son is his property. The natural order must be preserved.

One of these trash people is going to end up killing another.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich


Jack Gladney posted:

She is his son's property while his son is his property. The natural order must be preserved.

This guy gets it.

The Bible
May 8, 2010



Christians are still defending Jim Bob, even as he prepares to throw his grandkids into the street should Anna dare oppose his beliefs by divorcing his son.

I haven't checked, I just know that somewhere, they are.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien


So what else has josh done, I haven't followed this since the Ashley Madison leak

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012




College Slice

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

So what else has josh done, I haven't followed this since the Ashley Madison leak

There was a second AM account.
Also, he had a fake facebook profile made since before he started dating ('courting') his current wife. He exclusively used it to friend (or meet) prozzies and strippers. (no word on how successful he was)
Two porn stars claim he paid them money for violent, rough sex.

Antifa Turkeesian
Aug 20, 2006



Don't forget his ok cupid

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


Dill Dugg

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON


Do It Once Right posted:

Two porn stars claim he paid them money for violent, rough sex.

Also one of those porn starts claimed he banged multiple (>2) porn stars, so there's more drama to be revealed when porn star #3 comes forward.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...





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Germ Bulb.

21st Cherry boy
Jan 28, 2004
i'm a girl, fucktard


Edit: uh not sure what happened with the horrible artifacting, I'm on my phone. It's from the inquisitr article about them trying to screw Anna out of marital property.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

Your friendly neighborhood bop



Woah Nelly!

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

Your friendly neighborhood bop



Actually, those two fuckers who went off and used missionary work as an excuse for a vacation really piss me off.
My uncle and his wife are members of The Norwegian Missionary Church. He's not a pastor or anything but he leads the organisation. In the 80's he, his wife and three kids moved to Bolivia and with others they set up a missionary. With the help of funds (even from my dad who is a staunch atheist) they helped build both a church and a school. They spent four years over there and made things better for people. And you can be drat sure they knew Spanish before they left on the trip.
My uncle and aunt are also two of the nicest people I know. While they obviously don't agree with my choice to not have have a faith, they have done nothing but show me love.

gently caress those other two grassfuckers.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


What do they even do as protestants in a Catholic country like el Salvador? Try to convince people that the pope is bad?

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014



Phobic Nest posted:



Reading, this, takes alot, of patience....
FORUM *POST* END

I'm so angry about the Duggars but now I want apple cinnamon oatmeal and I don't care what company makes it, drat you!

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005




joshwife's sign is truer now than it was when the picture was taken

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