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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all





skaboomizzy posted:

if you think JimBob (pbuh) isn't exploiting tax breaks from his "ministry"

and lol if you think there aren't idiots out there who are still happy to vomit money at this broken mess of a family and I don't mean for irony's sake

at least one good thing has come from this, I can't walk by the Niketown in Seattle without it amusing me a little, so thanks for bringing a little happiness to my days pedophile rapist guy

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The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!


Max Hammer posted:

Holy poo poo, that 30 seconds of video made me throw up in my mouth a little but. Goddammit TLC, I hate you.

you just gotta toughen up, that was some great tv

it's like watching simply sara

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


The Bible posted:

On the plus side, without being able to send or receive images on his phone, he can't possibly cheat or find porn now.

*resourcefulness intensifies*

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

*resourcefulness intensifies*

Yeah, pretty soon Josh is going to be smuggling Tijuana bibles and lewd decks of cards to his brothers in faith behind false panels in his minivan and start his own missionary-for-procreation-only hentai racket. Next he'll start muscling out the competition with threats and violence until one day the cops raid his porn ring and find Josh passed-out on top of a pile of vintage Sear's and JC Penny's catalogs with all of the pages torn out, excepting undergarments and swimwear.

Prohibition hurts everyone.

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016



The Bible posted:

On the plus side, without being able to send or receive images on his phone, he can't possibly cheat or find porn now.

So he has a small phone with a tiny screen, and can't send or receive messages on it.

Am I the only one who sees an analogy in that?

'Cause if it's true, then the carpet matches the drapes.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014



lol wat a loving pussy

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014



Max Hammer posted:

Holy poo poo, that 30 seconds of video made me throw up in my mouth a little but. Goddammit TLC, I hate you.

This is more compelling than any TLC advertisement.

Also my wife was just watching some Duggar poo poo on TV and I overheard one of the girls saying that they ran towards a cow but the cow ran away. Thanks, THE LEARNING CHANNEL.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop


Jim Bib

TheChaosPath
Jul 22, 2005



jim bob tryna get a hand beezy

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.






Smellrose

Jim? Bob?

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



Jim Bob his hand open

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


Josh and babysitter at the compound.

Antifa Turkeesian
Aug 20, 2006




Jessa and Spurgeon across the ocean. Jessa and Spurgeon, their scam unfurled!

Jim Bob, when the ratings fell!

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
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Non
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Jimbob
jImbob
jiMbob
jimBob
jimbOb
jimboB

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY


How many more times does a guy have to gently caress up before he gets squashed by so much legal action he only gets out of prison to go to more sentencings? They give him a small phone as if that says "we mean it this time, Jimbab!". Reminds me of those parents whose kids are throwing a fit or breaking poo poo who go "You've got till the count of five" and then when they get past two go "One and a HALF". So it looks like the plan here is to just keep sweeping until everything's under the rug.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Grimey Drawer

JoshBob is a serial incestual kiddy-diddler that has to bargain with his parents to get a 2005 dumbphone and he's 28 years old, married, and has four kids to provide for. He can't do the "family values public speaking" tour anymore. He has no skills. His wife probably hates him and also has no skills since she was indoctrinated to be a brood-mare.

Think of the most lovely online trainwreck person you've ever read about on these forums, and realize they're still more of a man than JoshBob.

No matter how lovely your life is, you're better than JoshBob. If you live under an overpass collecting cans, you're better than him because at least your parents haven't locked off your access to the outside world and you can still watch porn. His own Wikipedia article lists his jobs as "car salesman, television personality, political activist". Can you imagine that being your entire life, overshadowed by the fact that you diddled your baby sisters?

Even if there is a "normal" part of the Duggar family that exists, I want them to get publicity forever so everyone can ask WHAT'S JOSHBOB DOING NOW? STILL DIDDLING KIDS? IS HE UP TO GRANDKIDS NOW?

I would welcome a drone strike on the Duggar compound.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

a cat




skaboomizzy posted:

JoshBob is a serial incestual kiddy-diddler that has to bargain with his parents to get a 2005 dumbphone and he's 28 years old, married, and has four kids to provide for. He can't do the "family values public speaking" tour anymore. He has no skills. His wife probably hates him and also has no skills since she was indoctrinated to be a brood-mare.

Think of the most lovely online trainwreck person you've ever read about on these forums, and realize they're still more of a man than JoshBob.

No matter how lovely your life is, you're better than JoshBob. If you live under an overpass collecting cans, you're better than him because at least your parents haven't locked off your access to the outside world and you can still watch porn. His own Wikipedia article lists his jobs as "car salesman, television personality, political activist". Can you imagine that being your entire life, overshadowed by the fact that you diddled your baby sisters?

Even if there is a "normal" part of the Duggar family that exists, I want them to get publicity forever so everyone can ask WHAT'S JOSHBOB DOING NOW? STILL DIDDLING KIDS? IS HE UP TO GRANDKIDS NOW?

I would welcome a drone strike on the Duggar compound.

Joshbob is beating most of us at evolution though. How many goons have 4 kids? And he's probably not done yet, they'll talk his wife into going for at least one more to prove that their marriage is okay. He who dies with the most progeny wins.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Facebook Aunt posted:

Joshbob is beating most of us at evolution though. How many goons have 4 kids? And he's probably not done yet, they'll talk his wife into going for at least one more to prove that their marriage is okay. He who dies with the most progeny wins.

Imagine when those kids are old enough to google their father though.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


nawcom posted:

lol wat a loving pussy

This but ironically

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP


Facebook Aunt posted:

Joshbob is beating most of us at evolution though. How many goons have 4 kids? And he's probably not done yet, they'll talk his wife into going for at least one more to prove that their marriage is okay. He who dies with the most progeny wins.

his life is lived in spite of evolution, not for it

his entire life is built around the notion that swarthy browns will take over the world even though whites are better? so that is why whites should have tooons of kids for the holy war

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop


Jim?

BOB!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014



Ramrod XTreme


Bob bob bob jim

SERPUS
Mar 20, 2004


Has Dillion come out in his defense yet?

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON


Jumpingmanjim posted:

Imagine when those kids are old enough to google their father though.

If they're indoctrinated in the quiverfull movement they'll just assume their aunts and the babysitter were wicked sluts who tempted their otherwise righteous father.

Antifa Turkeesian
Aug 20, 2006




Their whole culture is built on redemption from sin. The guy can do whatever he wants and repent and the family will always take him back.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

a cat




Jonny 290 posted:

his life is lived in spite of evolution, not for it

his entire life is built around the notion that swarthy browns will take over the world even though whites are better? so that is why whites should have tooons of kids for the holy war

His genes are still winning tho. In a hundred years JoshBob may have hundreds of descendants.

I guess we'll just have to hope WWIII comes along and manages to kill/maim a significant portion of the male population without actually destroying civilization. The homeschooled quiverfuls will have no technical abilities or useful education, so most of them should end up as frontline grunts. Meanwhile SA's hordes of pudgy computer janitors will either 4-F out or mostly be assigned as military computer janitors, far away from the fighting.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



Josh's kids aren't old enough to be diddlable. Just wait until he gets his first boner with a child on his lap. He will go full child molester and then maybe this thread will reach its climax as well.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Ultimate Mango posted:

Josh's kids aren't old enough to be diddlable. Just wait until he gets his first boner with a child on his lap. He will go full child molester and then maybe this thread will reach its climax as well.

He's already a child molester. He fingered his four year-old sister when he was sixteen. It's just a matter of when we find out, not if he's doing it.

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016



Jumpingmanjim posted:

Imagine when those kids are old enough to google their father though.

Before the digital era, time would pass and people would forget all but the most notorious scandals and indiscretions.

But the internet keeps track of everything. I like to think Jim Bob lays awake at night, dreading the day when those kids become web-savvy.

Senor Tron
May 25, 2006




King Possum III posted:

Before the digital era, time would pass and people would forget all but the most notorious scandals and indiscretions.

But the internet keeps track of everything. I like to think Jim Bob lays awake at night, dreading the day when those kids become web-savvy.

The rapture's gonna come before that.

Any day now!

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016



Senor Tron posted:

The rapture's gonna come before that.

Any day now!

I'm sure he keeps telling himself that.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY


Facebook Aunt posted:

His genes are still winning tho. In a hundred years JoshBob may have hundreds of descendants.
A reminder: chickens used to be pretty high up on the food chain in the Cretaceous. Then they overfranchised and became delicious fodder for our fat monkey faces. If Jimmy Bobbert has that many descendants, it'll be like the end of The Time Machine and his offspring will be on the menu for giant crabs.

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless


I kinda wish I could talk to josh and jim bob, Point out that josh was raised in a weird situation, he has hosed up role models and he got a very unhealthy view of sex from his parents.

Oh wait no its the porns fault.

Oh yeah his mother said it was important for his wife to be available to her husband.

I think josh needs to go on one of those reality tv shows like the one where they put all the sex addicts together to treat them.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat



Grimey Drawer

King Possum III posted:

Before the digital era, time would pass and people would forget all but the most notorious scandals and indiscretions.

But the internet keeps track of everything. I like to think Jim Bob lays awake at night, dreading the day when those kids become web-savvy.

Like any Duggar child has unrestricted web access. They're filtering anything with 'Josh', 'Danica', 'Ashley', 'Madison', 'Catholics', and maybe 'Eat Fresh'.

"Oh, but they'll hear about it at school!" except school is Anna Duggar in a housecoat and curlers trying to teach the state's minimum requirements for math.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Shitposting 24/7 without regrets. my parents would be proud.


Ultimate Mango posted:

Josh's kids aren't old enough to be diddlable. Just wait until he gets his first boner with a child on his lap. He will go full child molester and then maybe this thread will reach its climax as well.

1. he already is a child molester.

2. he probably already is fingering/dicking his kids and his wife just pretends it doesnt happen.

3. my guess is eventually he or jim bob or both will be outed as pedos and they will kill themselves.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013



Of all the loving terrible things Jay Bee Snr is, I don't think he's a kiddy fiddler. That's Josh's bag. Mind you, with the number of kids, odds are good there's another one playing possum amongst them who has had the good sense to hide it since Josh got busted.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



If one of Josh Bob's kids handed me a Chick Tract I'd totally tell them what their dad did.

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016



Krispy Kareem posted:

Like any Duggar child has unrestricted web access. They're filtering anything with 'Josh', 'Danica', 'Ashley', 'Madison', 'Catholics', and maybe 'Eat Fresh'.

"Oh, but they'll hear about it at school!" except school is Anna Duggar in a housecoat and curlers trying to teach the state's minimum requirements for math.

With such a large family, it's a pretty safe bet that at least one of those kids will escape from their cage someday, and make a run for the secular world. When they do, they'll be eager to learn the truth about their relatives.

Where there's a will, there's always a way.

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.

Whilst Josh is a convicted kiddie-fiddler, let's not judge the hypocritical fundie child-rapist too harshly.

I don't think he is an actual paedophile, or child predator. He fingered/groped his underage sisters because they were victims of opportunity, not because he found young girls attractive.

So as long as his poor dead-eyed wife, (and the strippers he picks up at the club), keep putting out, (as God tells them to), then his kids are safe. Or as safe as one can be in a house that practices "blanket training".

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