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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[ASK] me about OS/2 WARP




jim bob's got that sociopath smile, they can't differentiate between a genuine smile and a generic squint+baring of teeth

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NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011


Top City Homo posted:

Aatrek was the same age and he was in prison and put on a list for a similar crime

One was a star trek fan and the other a christian fundie. aatrek was much worse.

Real Gaiman
Apr 24, 2008


Three Olives posted:

This is what the Duggers wear swimming:



No really.

Swim Tent

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!


Grimey Drawer

If these people had their way we would have Morality Police roaming around making sure women weren't driving, nobody was being gay or having the wrong kind of sex or drinking alcohol

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



but enough about ISIS

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[ASK] me about OS/2 WARP




Monkey Fracas posted:

If these people had their way we would have Morality Police roaming around making sure women weren't driving, nobody was being gay or having the wrong kind of sex or drinking alcohol

I kind of disagree on this. In order for them to sustain their lifestyle they have to have a minority outsider status, to scare the women and children into circling the wagons tighter. if duggars ruled the world their kids would get cocky and go be Normal Kids and it'd all fall apart

it's like a reverse pyramid scheme. the dude at the top is only successful as long as a bunch of idiot marks DON'T sign up.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!


Grimey Drawer

Jonny 290 posted:

I kind of disagree on this. In order for them to sustain their lifestyle they have to have a minority outsider status, to scare the women and children into circling the wagons tighter. if duggars ruled the world their kids would get cocky and go be Normal Kids and it'd all fall apart

it's like a reverse pyramid scheme. the dude at the top is only successful as long as a bunch of idiot marks DON'T sign up.

True, but I wonder if they are aware of this.

Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013

by Reene


has anybody commented that the thing in the OP is from 'touch weekly' yet
edit: it was on the first page. i'm sorry. I think the duggars and incest is bad.

Gay Horney fucked around with this message at 17:45 on May 27, 2015

Tricky D
Mar 31, 2005



Sharzak posted:

I think the duggars and incest is bad.

A controversial opinion, as it turns out.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Has anyone said IncestCoin yet.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.


All those smiles look pretty fake.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



Amarcarts posted:

All those smiles look pretty fake.

Corrected for Josh. They are in Arkansas after all.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."






Caption Contest

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008



Wait till you see my dick

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!



Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Edit: ^^^


Stands for All Day I Dream About Sports. Or Sex, if you asked Korn.

It actually short for "Adolf Dassler" who founded the company and was really really into Nazism. His brother Rudolf, who was also big on Nazism, founded Puma.

Neither of them diddled kids though. As far as I know.

Tricky D
Mar 31, 2005



Say what you will about the tenants of National Socialism, dude. At least they didn't diddle kids.

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME


Nike, Jim Bob! Nike! NIKE!

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002




Gods knew.

ham_sanitizer
Jul 11, 2014

professional swine bather


josh duggar changing his siblings diapers and inside his brain is screaming "nike!!!!!!!"

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!


EndOfTheWorld posted:

Yes, sweetie, we know you got The Touch. But did you know you also got... The Power?
Seriously underappreciated post right here.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!


Jim Bob doesn't believe in physical contact before marriage, but afterwards, hump away!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVjRiQw9KLw

McStabby fucked around with this message at 18:28 on May 27, 2015

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


McStabby posted:

Jim Bob doesn't believe in physical contact before marriage, but afterwards, hump away!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVjRiQw9KLw

they made another duggar behind the snack stand

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

its a hogspiracy

this entire family should be purged, their lifestyle is disgusting and immoral. the young ones that havent been completely brainwashed could be spared i guess

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."






CNN choice in photo

http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/21/us/josh-duggar-child-molestation-allegations/

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008



McStabby posted:

Jim Bob doesn't believe in physical contact before marriage, but afterwards, hump away!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVjRiQw9KLw
that guy definitely touches his kids

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich


so what's the difference between these idiots and saudi fundamentalists besides doing a find-and-replace from "allah" to "jesus"?

edit: cause i feel like saudi arabia is right up their alley

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.


Amarcarts posted:

All those smiles look pretty fake.

It's because the only acceptable emotion is joy. Unhappiness is taken as rebellion against parents and God so it is punished until all they can do is smile.

If you're not constantly happy then you aren't being a good Witness to God's Grace.

I'm not making any of this up.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

so what's the difference between these idiots and saudi fundamentalists besides doing a find-and-replace from "allah" to "jesus"?

edit: cause i feel like saudi arabia is right up their alley

Guns.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

its a hogspiracy

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

so what's the difference between these idiots and saudi fundamentalists besides doing a find-and-replace from "allah" to "jesus"?

edit: cause i feel like saudi arabia is right up their alley

these guys are worse than the muslism fundamentalists

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.



Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

so what's the difference between these idiots and saudi fundamentalists besides doing a find-and-replace from "allah" to "jesus"?

edit: cause i feel like saudi arabia is right up their alley

pork, alcohol, maybe circumcision. that's about it though

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008



how long after duggarstan gains its independence from the great state of arkansas until they start chopping off hands and stoning unchaste women

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[ASK] me about OS/2 WARP




XMNN posted:

how long after duggarstan gains its independence from the great state of arkansas until they start chopping off hands and stoning unchaste women

republic of walmart won't allow that to happen

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Immortan Jim Bob

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

XMNN posted:

that guy definitely touches his kids

Like father like son

Also like every male who is a family friend

Also like the cult founder

Hmmmmm

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

platedlizard posted:

It's because the only acceptable emotion is joy. Unhappiness is taken as rebellion against parents and God so it is punished until all they can do is smile.

If you're not constantly happy then you aren't being a good Witness to God's Grace.

I'm not making any of this up.

The Computer is your friend.
Happiness is mandatory.
Unhappiness is treason.
Treason is punishable by death.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


i still cant wrap my head around the number of kids these fucks have

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx


Darkman Fanpage posted:

i still cant wrap my head around the number of kids these fucks have

it's easy since jim bob couldn't stop loving his wife

his sons couldn't stop loving their sisters either apparently

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners



Would you like to hear the good news of out Lord and Savior Jesus Christ or have Josh stick his fingers in your pee pee holder, choose wisely

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Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



ham_sanitizer posted:

one family i know had three daughters who stayed at home and didn't go to college after they were 18 because their place was to be taken care of by their father until they were given away by him to a suitor. unfortunately no one was ever good enough for the dad, so he chased every suitor away and they ended up living at home and being NEETs into their late 20s.

I wouldn't be surprised if he was banging all of them tbh

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