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Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

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Shoombo
Jan 1, 2013


TrustmeImLegit posted:

My dad used to shoot hoops with me when I was 8 and had me convinced he was Michael Jordan's backup. And when he went away on business he'd tell me Michael wasn't feeling too good so they might need him and he had to go.

I told all my friends that my Dad was Micheal Jordan's backup for several months.

I plan to do something similar to my kids and continue this cycle.

God just hide porn in the woods for him like a normal dad

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



needs sound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-lFAduYgXs

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



my dad was some kinda electricity/electrode-city apprentice inte mid seventies

masters & journeymen were like: can you go buy us an extra chrome eyeball measure?

my boss told me to go find the the customer-suppressor

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008



Thank god they moved.

Domus
May 7, 2007
Getting nerdier day by day

Powaqoatse posted:

my boss told me to go find the the customer-suppressor

I hope you came back with a hammer.

OxySnake
Mar 22, 2007

We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.



My father's a mechanic and I pulled this on quite a few friends in high school. Another good one is to ask if someone wants winter or summer air in their tires.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009


KHLAV KALASHNIKOV
Nov 13, 2005




But there's a sale online
No coupons though, I'd totally do this to my daughter in about ten years

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passť t'a rendu plus fort

TrustmeImLegit posted:

Some people might not have known that.

I didn't!

And I still don't understand it entirely.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

The preceding post has been paid for by the new World order.



My favorite is the younger daughter looking so outraged on the way back to the car.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

Ten Billion Percent
SHINY



Who's a paedophile?

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.



I"m trying to think of a reason I would need a 10V or 5V CV unless it just clamps the (mouth?) input into that range.

syscall girl
Nov 6, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


Fun Shoe

Clitch posted:

Who's a paedophile?

Certainly not Esther Phoebe Files

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006


Statistically you'd think that I'd sometimes fluke into typing a decent post. Nah. Only the most tedious, shitty posts, all day every day baby!

Don't bother engaging me, I don't ever get the hints to fuck off.




Doctor Malaver posted:

I didn't!

And I still don't understand it entirely.

You don't use a magazine with a revolver.

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passť t'a rendu plus fort

Who What Now posted:

You don't use a magazine with a revolver.

Yeah that's so obvious that I can't imagine anyone over the age of 5 thinking it would work. So my guess would be that the first guy also did it for laughs.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.


That joke is funnier in England.

The Ape of Naples
Jul 24, 2007
This Goon is a Dumb Prick!

Grimey Drawer

Bored posted:

That joke is funnier in England.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTaKDnSIb4c

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

a cat




Ham Wrangler

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.






Lawl!

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo


Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011





Nap Ghost


I just want to point out that it's the little details that make this one. For instance, the pistol with multiple magazines taped together sticking out of his waistband.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010


bony tony
Aug 9, 2013



PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: Even the pictures are text walls

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013


Zipperelli. posted:

I just want to point out that it's the little details that make this one. For instance, the pistol with multiple magazines taped together sticking out of his waistband.
And that toy car thing by the window, so this guy probably has little kids in the house and a shotgun, pistol and at least five magazines for a loving AK-47.


(Might be airsoft stuff though, I don't know)

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?


PaulBearer posted:

And that toy car thing by the window, so this guy probably has little kids in the house and a shotgun, pistol and at least five magazines for a loving AK-47.


(Might be airsoft stuff though, I don't know)

Also, is that black thing on the windowsill a pair of binoculars ?

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014



http://i.imgur.com/qrIJyor.gifv

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet




Slippery Tilde

PaulBearer posted:

And that toy car thing by the window, so this guy probably has little kids in the house and a shotgun, pistol and at least five magazines for a loving AK-47.


...

Gunsafes are a thing.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: Even the pictures are text walls

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Clapping Larry

9 hours from kissing to wedding? Guessing there was some schnapps involved.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.


The best part is they're actually right - classical audiences were WAY more punk rock back in the day. Rite of Spring caused a riot.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?


Out of personal experience I can confidently state that Kissing is a great place for pizza and Wedding a great place for getting laid

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Chitin posted:

The best part is they're actually right - classical audiences were WAY more punk rock back in the day. Rite of Spring caused a riot.

and vivaldi does drop some god drat bangers.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.





Memento posted:

9 hours from kissing to wedding? Guessing there was some schnapps involved.

Don't drink and drive!

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.



'This route has restricted usage or private roads'

Anal?

The Sexual Shiite
Apr 11, 2007


System Metternich posted:

Out of personal experience I can confidently state that Kissing is a great place for pizza and Wedding a great place for getting laid

Bullshit on B. I've had a wedding.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless



You just never know though,

http://i.imgur.com/FVUpNUy.gifv

Sir Potato
May 26, 2012

PO-TAY-TOES
Boil 'em, mash 'em, cook 'em in a stew


I, too, have watched The Grand Tour.

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Rumda
Nov 3, 2009



Blue Footed Booby posted:

Gunsafes are a thing.

But do you really think he has one?

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