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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





I cast force missile at the dark side

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011


Alright, so with Auto Fire 1, that's 24 damage, Breach 2, 14 times. So that is 336 wounds, Breach 2.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





Yeah my character is racist against droids. You know like wuher from a new hope. There's no way this blows up into me making poorly disguised racist comments "in character" all the time. And this definitely won't make my fellow players uncomfortable.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011





my character is a jedi but i have 3 lightsabers and they float around me at all times

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011


ikanreed posted:

Yeah my character is racist against droids. You know like wuher from a new hope. There's no way this blows up into me making poorly disguised racist comments "in character" all the time. And this definitely won't make my fellow players uncomfortable.

Welp, I guess we're activating the secret campaign all Star Wars games have underlying them. Droid Proletarian Revolution.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.









karmicknight posted:

Alright, so with Auto Fire 1, that's 24 damage, Breach 2, 14 times. So that is 336 wounds, Breach 2.

How did you find the character sheet for my Gunner

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011





my jedi's lightsaber curves like a large samurai sword, also known as a nodachi

Roth
Jul 9, 2016


Flavius Aetass posted:

my character is a jedi but i have 3 lightsabers and they float around me at all times

Don't rip off KOTOR 2

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011





I never played it so original idea, do not steal

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

docbeard
Jul 18, 2011

Modern worldly poster

For God's sake, Q, this is not...no, I was a starship captain for twenty-odd years and this is not how spaceships work AT ALL...okay fine, at least this is better than the Robin Hood thing you made us do once.

My character's name is Dixon Hill, he's a Jedi Detective and instead of a...what are they called, light sabres, he has an old-style revolver from his home planet of...Old San Franciscantine.

Also he owns a vineyard.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Oh hey DM can I include this headcanon thing about the clone wars? And also I've got a cool idea for a quest where knowing that clones are all circumcised is a key bit of info.

Sir DonkeyPunch
Mar 23, 2007

I didn't hear no bell


Speleothing posted:

Oh hey DM can I include this headcanon thing about the clone wars? And also I've got a cool idea for a quest where knowing that clones are all circumcised is a key bit of info.

Itís like that part in Starship Troopers where they all get matching tattoos, but... different

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011


Alright, so we're agreed that we are running a series of heists, right?

So in that case my character is a Balosar who runs a salvage operations breaking into dead Imperial star ships to steal the high value data. He is a pacifist so I am going to kind of just gently caress around during any combat encounters, but how many are we going to have in a heist campaign?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"


So I've got a homebrew species I'd like to play. My character's name is Gayus Bolter, and he comes from a species called the Psylaans. Every Psylaan in existence is a clone of the original seven. Should a Psylaan die, they are immediately reborn into as a new clone. Also, Gayus has a really hot chick who hangs out with him all the time but only he can see her. She comes from a planet called Kaa'Naa'Daa.

docbeard
Jul 18, 2011

Modern worldly poster

Trelane, when we agreed to come back to Gothos and play, you PROMISED...no, no, it's okay, don't cry, Mr. Sulu is going to be just fine...let's just get on with this.

I'm a dashing heroic scoundrel and all the women love me. And my CHARACTER is

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008






my character has discovered a planet that is an enormous flawless diamond. what do i roll to use space ship guns to carve it into an asscher cut

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008






actually lets skip the roll and assume i can just do it

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

Horned Rat-Sempai Noticed Me!


Can we use the RIFTS ruleset? I refuse to use any other system.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004





Is this the og Fantasy Flight D6 version, 2nd edition?

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008



is this the right place to playtest my Bugnest Orgy module

Marsupial Ape
Dec 15, 2020

...big ol' thick pumpernickel...


Oh, man, I have this really great idea for a character that...wait...none of you spent skill points on Piloting...or Repair...or Computer Use? Seriously, compete combat builds? Fine. gently caress it. Iíll play the goddam astromech, again.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Sometimes you gotta break the rules.


Marsupial Ape posted:

Oh, man, I have this really great idea for a character that...wait...none of you spent skill points on Piloting...or Repair...or Computer Use? Seriously, compete combat builds? Fine. gently caress it. Iíll play the goddam astromech, again.

I'm gonna deduct XP if you break character like that again from now on when you've got something to say it better be bweep bwoo bwoo bweede bwoo and you better sound like you mean it.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004





reignofevil posted:

I'm gonna deduct XP if you break character like that again from now on when you've got something to say it better be bweep bwoo bwoo bweede bwoo and you better sound like you mean it.

Gonk

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011


reignofevil posted:

I'm gonna deduct XP if you break character like that again from now on when you've got something to say it better be bweep bwoo bwoo bweede bwoo and you better sound like you mean it.

Ugh, I'll set up the group chat again, show of hands who is going to speak binary this time?

Marsupial Ape
Dec 15, 2020

...big ol' thick pumpernickel...


karmicknight posted:

Ugh, I'll set up the group chat again, show of hands who is going to speak binary this time?

[raises articulated hydrospanner appendage]

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





Okay we're doing another space battle scene.

The one character who put any points into flying, make some rolls. Everyone else, you can bicker about spaceflight rules for the next two hours.

Marsupial Ape
Dec 15, 2020

...big ol' thick pumpernickel...


ikanreed posted:

Okay we're doing another space battle scene.

The one character who put any points into flying, make some rolls. Everyone else, you can bicker about spaceflight rules for the next two hours.

I already said I was playing the astromech.

W.T. Fits
Apr 21, 2010

Dream Super Combo


I was going to play a Gungan Jedi, but then I rolled a 1 on an attack with my lightsaber in my session 0 and accidentally cut my own head off.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008






i seduce the gungan head

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Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008




My character is 2 Death Stars for the balls and the Super Star Destroyer Executor for the shaft, only bigger.

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