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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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Post Man Pat, has committed the sin of being unstimulating to both mind and loin. Post Man Pat never grows as a character. He doesn't experience true loss, he has never found love. He has never sired children.
Also, if I had an erection prior to flicking the channel, Post Man Pat and his mundane fumblings made drat sure it stopped. Don't you think that's quite the feat considering Post Man Pat's head is shaped like a penis with another penis jutting out perpendickularly?
Something has to be done. I need my television to ponder life's blessings and pains. I need my television to arouse the passions and cause a stir in the breast.
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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hp, you should try "getting it out" next time he's on and see how far you get.
Report back to me then.
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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I'm waaaaaAAAaaaiiiitiiiing.
said as sonic by urkel
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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*sweating*
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maybe in solidarity with the women's volleyball teams not wanting to be sexualized and forced to wear skimpy bikini bottoms in the 2020 summer olympics by the ioc postman pat can wear the traditional womens vollleyball skimpy tiny top and bikini bottoms for a few episodes
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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That'd be nice. I believe the world should follow a "push-pull" model. When some aspects of the world tone down their sexiness, other parts of the world have to make up for it with an increase in sexiness so that net sexiness stays stable
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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I think women have long had to put up with way too much sexual harassment and discrimination, especially in areas that are typically male owned (sports teams, lingerie companies, beauty pageants [gross at all ages], film and television).
For this reason I think the clay/wood/whatever puppets that make up the citizenship of Greendale are perfect vessels for this newly freed up sexual energy
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Jul 24, 2021 14:34
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Actually, the village in Postman Pat might be an apt setting for a sort of “Carry On” farce, with plenty of double entendres, lovers climbing in and out of windows, falling into the rose bushes and other such buffoonery.
Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!
Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!
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Actually, the village in Postman Pat might be an apt setting for a sort of “Carry On” farce, with plenty of double entendres, lovers climbing in and out of windows, falling into the rose bushes and other such buffoonery.
coming this fall to adult swim Dino Stamatopoulos's postman pat. it will get 2 seasons then be canceled
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there's a reason he;s the post-man.... every1 is past him, we exist in a world after him and r better 4 it
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lol khan
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the post community has exactly the opposite criticisms of post man pat. posts are supposed to be stationary, solid, made of a strong substance like wood iron or stone. they are not supposed to have any sort of personality let alone sexuality. this putative hybrid of man and post is entirely too interesting, too dynamic, too floppy, and above all too drat sexy for post-identifying viewers to see a valid representation of their identity. need more shots of pat standing still, doing nothing but perhaps holding up a wire or bit of architecture.
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Post Man Pat, has committed the sin of being unstimulating to both mind and loin. Post Man Pat never grows as a character. He doesn't experience true loss, he has never found love. He has never sired children.
Also, if I had an erection prior to flicking the channel, Post Man Pat and his mundane fumblings made drat sure it stopped. Don't you think that's quite the feat considering Post Man Pat's head is shaped like a penis with another penis jutting out perpendickularly?
Something has to be done. I need my television to ponder life's blessings and pains. I need my television to arouse the passions and cause a stir in the breast.
Sincerely,
everybody
Signing this one because it sounds good in terms of, like, the tone when read aloud
the post community has exactly the opposite criticisms of post man pat. posts are supposed to be stationary, solid, made of a strong substance like wood iron or stone. they are not supposed to have any sort of personality let alone sexuality. this putative hybrid of man and post is entirely too interesting, too dynamic, too floppy, and above all too drat sexy for post-identifying viewers to see a valid representation of their identity. need more shots of pat standing still, doing nothing but perhaps holding up a wire or bit of architecture.
Signing this one because it sounded intelligent and I don't want to show that I've entered the Postman Pat Debate and found that I'm intellectually out of my depth
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That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
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I think women have long had to put up with way too much sexual harassment and discrimination, especially in areas that are typically male owned (sports teams, lingerie companies, beauty pageants [gross at all ages], film and television).
For this reason I think the clay/wood/whatever puppets that make up the citizenship of Greendale are perfect vessels for this newly freed up sexual energy
Nonsense.
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