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Chaosfeather posted:I will offer my own blood to call a consuming being from the Plane of Anger , binding it with a Rune of Sorrow You have summoned Paeiniter from the Realm of Anger! Paeiniter has come to eat your pain! If you ever run out of pain it will do things to create pain. If you have lots of pain then Paeiniter is happy to share the housework, except ironing.
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Smik posted:You have summoned Paeiniter from the Realm of Anger! Paeiniter has come to eat your pain! If you ever run out of pain it will do things to create pain. If you have lots of pain then Paeiniter is happy to share the housework, except ironing. Cool friend and cool company. Thankfully I don't even iron, so she'll be a fun roommate!
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nesamdoom posted:Something will be hangry as gently caress. You have summoned GRAAAWMAD from the Realm of Anger! GRAAAWMAD wants your anger, wants to absorb ALL OF IT. If you are not angry he will hit you with a fish until you ARE angry! GRAAAWMAD only wants YOUR anger and is uninterested in the anger of others. Bullets, stun guns, concussion grenades and wrecking balls are all generally ineffective but he is pacified by small, cute animals. In his spare time he raises funds for no-kill animal shelters, and adopts animals nobody else wants especially if they are bitey because he is immune to bitey. EDIT: It should be noted that GRAAAWMAD doesn't consider fish animals but thinks they are in fact weapons and when serious he has a shark he will beat people with.
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Smik posted:You have summoned HAMI from the World of Stupidity! She is here to smite the evil cats from the door of horror with her 2-handed holy ham-shank! You cannot convince her that there are no evil horror cats here so she is determined to wait around for them. In the meantime while she's only about 90cm tall she apparently is strong enough to push a small car. Also she's a cat. The trinity is now complete. These are all great btw☺
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Aw yeah! Summon me a monster! Edit: I better be careful with this... I will SUMMON FROM: The Void of Gloom I will use POWER WORD: Transmute I shall use the BINDING RUNE: The Grey Rune of Weakness And I will use the GUIDING IDOL: A Coin Kheldarn fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Oct 16, 2021 |
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Sophy Wackles posted:SUMMON FROM: You have summoned NEFARIOUS ZOID from the Chaos Zone! His mission is to topple the powers that be by turning things into EGGPLANTS! When asked why, he screams "gently caress YOU!" in response and then starts zapping things into eggplants. While lacking feet, Nefarious Zoid also has the ability to teleport (relatively slowly) 7short distances. The simplest way to deal with him is to direct him towards whoever has authority over you and let them deal with him.
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istewart posted:Hot dog, my Naruto cosplay is finally going to get me somewhere in life! You forgot to set the Power Word and have summoned NONNY NO FEET from the World of Stupidity and they have no intention of serving you but rather to prevent you from ever rising to power. It's probably a good thing you summoned from the World of Stupidity since it means their chosen method of weakening you is to drop extremely large teeth on you. Since even the largest creatures have relatively small teeth, Nonny is mostly just a source of irritation and the only good news is that when Nonny is dropping teeth on you, you're doing something that will benefit you. Like most creatures from the World of Stupidity, Nonny is extremely resilient to normal means of harm and difficult to dispel.
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sure, why not 2232
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Smik posted:You forgot to set the Power Word and have summoned NONNY NO FEET from the World of Stupidity and they have no intention of serving you but rather to prevent you from ever rising to power. It's probably a good thing you summoned from the World of Stupidity since it means their chosen method of weakening you is to drop extremely large teeth on you. Since even the largest creatures have relatively small teeth, Nonny is mostly just a source of irritation and the only good news is that when Nonny is dropping teeth on you, you're doing something that will benefit you. Excellent! This plays right into my hands! I set up a booth at the local flea market, selling bespoke jewelry made out of "wild-foraged, ethically harvested, artisanal" animal teeth! Every profitable sale means more teeth, means more jewelry, setting up a virtuous cycle... Soon, thanks to this daft-looking insect creature, I will RULE THE WORLD! Or at least the hip, highly popular San Joaquin County fairgrounds in beautiful Stockton, California
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I need a 1422 .. rhino lets get my brand growin and this is cool, you're cool. these are cool From the Depths of the Plane of Cuteness, I will Conjure a Rhino, that will Worship me. Then I fuse this beast with the Red Rune of Horniness. blight rhino fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Oct 27, 2021 |
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First you're handing out neat super powers and now you're handing out neat monsters? You are great! I hope I get a good one again!
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hell astro course posted:I'll summon a monster, but only if it wants to hang out. I can come over too, no problem for me. You have blindly summoned L'ORNBAT from the Dimension of Horniness! She wants to destroy ambition through the power of horny! But sure, she can hang out in-between trying to cause the downfall of civilization through excessive sexuality and occasionally teaming up with Mr. Robot Dick.
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Hit me up with something weird and empty if you have time. 6. The Void of Gloom 6. Consume 5. The Blue Rune of Sorrow 3. A Coin
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Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering monster; to The Door of Horror I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for gently caress’s sake I spit my Black Rune of Rage at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear!
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Oct 17, 2021 19:02
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I SUMMON THE BALL REDUCING MONSTER!!!!
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Chinatown posted:I SUMMON  appears
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Smik posted:You have blindly summoned L'ORNBAT from the Dimension of Horniness! She wants to destroy ambition through the power of horny! But sure, she can hang out in-between trying to cause the downfall of civilization through excessive sexuality and occasionally teaming up with Mr. Robot Dick. Wow! Thank you. It just so happens I'm devoid of desire and dislike civilization. You'll catch us cruising through humanity's crumbling infrastructure in a mazda 3 with cheetah print seat covers looking for robo dick. This will be a wonderful friendship. 😊
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I SUMMON A MONSTERY BOI FROM THE PLANE OF CUTENESS! You have summoned PICKLES from the Plane of Cuteness. Pickles is just here for hedgehog porn and GONIK. Easy enough to live with.
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Bismuth posted:give me the horniest thing you've got From the Dimension of Horniness you have summoned "IT-WHICH-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED-BECAUSE-THE-FBI-AND-UK-AND-JAPAN-AND-CHINA-WILL-LOSE-ITS-poo poo". It is a tome of horniness so lewd, so full of every kink and every fetish, so utterly slimy and slick that exposing its contents uncensored to the Internet could cause all the severs to overload through a combination of downloads, government alarms, and malware. This is the SCP that destroys other SCPs, not in body or mind but in social standing as they are so embarrassed they will slink away to the deepest, darkest parts of the world. This is the book that makes other denizens of the Horny Dimension blush. Exposing normal devices to store knowledge -- such as books, electronic storage devices, and brains -- will corrupt those devices into the pornographic versions. Cook books become especially disturbing. You're going to need to get some really long tongs and push this thing into a place that has really good drainage.
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Smik posted:You have summoned NEFARIOUS ZOID from the Chaos Zone! His mission is to topple the powers that be by turning things into EGGPLANTS! When asked why, he screams "gently caress YOU!" in response and then starts zapping things into eggplants. While lacking feet, Nefarious Zoid also has the ability to teleport (relatively slowly) 7short distances. The simplest way to deal with him is to direct him towards whoever has authority over you and let them deal with him.  Now what to do with all these delicious eggplants.
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Lux Animus posted:SUMMON FROM: From the Plane of Cuteness you have summoned CIXPIST! Cixpist is actually just a sex tourist who has taken advantage of your summon to seduce easy humans and also likes to cosplay like a denizen of the Dimension of Horniness. She's only 30 cm tall. She refuses to elaborate the how or risks involved given the obvious size differences until you agree to participate. Note: Sex tourism is illegal in most places of the Plane of Cuteness and cosplaying as someone from the Dimension of Horniness is considered mildly racist.
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Smik posted:Note: Sex tourism is illegal in most places of the Plane of Cuteness and cosplaying as someone from the Dimension of Horniness is considered mildly racist. I... ...I shall contemplate this summoning decision on the tree of woe Cixpist: 
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MEIN RAVEN posted:SUMMON FROM: You have summoned HORNABROV from the Dimension of Horniness! Hornabrov is here to gently caress all the cutest waifus! Since they don't physically exist, he simply creates horny copies of them into the physical world through their merchandise. Also he greatly increases their horny factor. The waifus turn back into their source at midnight, although considerably... damper. Hornabrov brings his own credit cards to purchase merchandise but he's gonna make a mess of any waifu merch you may already have.
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sex monsters... ill be keeping my eye on this thread.
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Spinz posted:These are awesome I want Martha Stewart but it's a goon girl monster You have summoned WHADOS, from the Realm of Anger! He wants nothing more than to destroy all the "weak, useless furries". Whados himself is only 120 cm tall. He mostly takes potshots at rats and other rodents and has a general disdain for small cute furry animals (but doesn't randomly shoot at them at least). Also he's only got one eye and no depth perception so his accuracy is just so-so.
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I summon from The Void of Gloom a Hoarding Humanoid with the The Blue Rune of Sorrow It'll be the saddest girl the world has ever seen! Meaning I will become noticeably happier in comparison! Bwa Ha Ha! 
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4321, Let's gooooo! SUMMON FROM: 4. The World of Stupidity (no, not ours. The OTHER world of stupidity) POWER WORD: 3. gently caress BINDING RUNE: 2. The Red Rune of Horniness GUIDING IDOL: 1. A Humanoid
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Junpei posted:Summon From: World of Stupidity You have summoned Boigameista from World of Stupidity ! He is here to transform ugly, angry thoughts (alt-right level or higher) into cheeseburgers and fries! This has the side-effect of morbid obesity and also occasionally fatality in extreme cases where the skull actually bursts with grease.
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Mistle posted:
You have summoned KUBIKUBI from the Void of Gloom! Unlike some other monsters she immediately seems submissive until you find out that her mission: "Master, this world is full of imperfection, of endlessly horny furries. There is only one solution: I must transform their image to reflect your perfect vessel" What she means is that she wants to change all the horny furry media into your likeness. Whether this is complimentary, bordering on sexual harassment or just completely alien is up to you but she's really pissed off portions of the Internet and also Space Jam just got real weird.
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Smik posted:You have summoned KUBIKUBI from the Void of Gloom! Unlike some other monsters she immediately seems submissive until you find out that her mission: "Master, this world is full of imperfection, of endlessly horny furries. There is only one solution: I must transform their image to reflect your perfect vessel" Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it
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Smik posted:You have summoned HORNABROV from the Dimension of Horniness! Hornabrov is here to gently caress all the cutest waifus! Since they don't physically exist, he simply creates horny copies of them into the physical world through their merchandise. Also he greatly increases their horny factor. The waifus turn back into their source at midnight, although considerably... damper. Hornabrov brings his own credit cards to purchase merchandise but he's gonna make a mess of any waifu merch you may already have. YESSSS He's the best. He's a wingman who won't fight me for my real/semi-real women. We're going to best bros.
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If I summon something please don't call it a monster I'm going to treat it as my child.
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Smik posted:You have summoned Boigameista from World of Stupidity ! He is here to transform ugly, angry thoughts (alt-right level or higher) into cheeseburgers and fries! This has the side-effect of morbid obesity and also occasionally fatality in extreme cases where the skull actually bursts with grease. I see this as an absolute win, Boigameista and I will have fun on a Borat 2-style road trip to a bunch of Republican conventions, anti-vaxxer groups, and so forth
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Iakona posted:I dunno man but it better have multiple dicks. If you want multiple dicks you should probably not leave it up to RNG which has summoned TROPIRVAL NERDPUTE from the Chaos Zone! Tropirval Nerdpute is here to convert financial knowledge and backroom dealing techniques into MINDLESS TRIVIA, useful only for winning board games! The economy is likely going to hell anyway but if you wanted to, you could certainly speed it up with Tropirval's help.
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Kimchi Surplus posted:1474 I summon thee You have summoned BUNGAR from the Plane of Cuteness! Bungar is here to summon what they think is the ultimate power, the world devourer, KIRBY. They are also looking to convert you to the KIRBYISM CULT. Other than obsessively playing Kirby games they're not a bad room mate.
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Smik posted:You have summoned GRAAAWMAD from the Realm of Anger! GRAAAWMAD wants your anger, wants to absorb ALL OF IT. If you are not angry he will hit you with a fish until you ARE angry! GRAAAWMAD only wants YOUR anger and is uninterested in the anger of others. Bullets, stun guns, concussion grenades and wrecking balls are all generally ineffective but he is pacified by small, cute animals. In his spare time he raises funds for no-kill animal shelters, and adopts animals nobody else wants especially if they are bitey because he is immune to bitey. 5 days in: I reek of fish and am pretty sure the constant rage is going to kill me, but I'm much too angry to care at this point. GRAAAWMAD: 5/5 my new best friend.
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This is an amazing thread, thank you for making it! Please may I summon a cute monster friend, I’ve been feeling sorrowful lately and while I don’t want to dump all my problems on said monster I’ve also been terrible about asking for help when I need it. eta: it’s okay if they’re scary and spooky because the cuteness can be on the inside and also I think deep sea fish are cute so
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I need a friend. Calling on 1712!
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Been fun to see all the monsters so far. Let’s see what happens when we mix up the following SUMMON FROM: 5. The Chaos Zone POWER WORD: 1. Become BINDING RUNE: 7. The Amber Rune of Power GUIDING IDOL: 7. An Old Take-Out Container
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yugioh mishima posted:horny dimension, worship, green rune, a coin. thank u You have summoned Kaschanna from the Dimension of Horniness! She is a professional whore who can shift her ethereal form into a variety of shapes, but her price is access to your Dreamscape, which she does not elaborate on. She alternatively takes living bone, a pint of blood, or a pint of flesh -- it doesn't have to be your own.
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