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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
where the gently caress IS IT!!

netflix said it would be out in 4 hours, 4 hours ago :mad:

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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
ok its out now :) :) :) :)

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

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Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Thanks for the heads up OP. I needed something to watch!

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
7 minutes in: enjoying it

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Welp I know what I'm doing tomorrow at least.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

im bout to poo poo my pants

(cause of black mirror)

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.
Which creepypasta and technology did they mash up to make this latest season.

Here's an idea, Markov chain generator fed in with Apple press release makes derivative TV show.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
ahahah this first ep is brutal, reminds me of the intro of The Quantum Thief

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
i like the twist in this one, in that the OP was actually gay all along

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
i was upset to find out not all episodes are about pig loving

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

So what phones are there too much of this season?

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 28 days!
They first episode is about Notch.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
I'm going to mainline this entire freaking seaosn right into my arms, eyeballs and rear end later tonight

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Minimalist Program posted:

I'm going to mainline this entire freaking seaosn right into my arms, eyeballs and rear end later tonight

lol just lol if u arent doign this 1 minute after it went online!!!! FREAKIN NOOB!

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

AEMINAL posted:

lol just lol if u arent doign this 1 minute after it went online!!!! FREAKIN NOOB!

I'll get around to it!!! Jesus christ!!

Lauroon Kyanka
Sep 17, 2017

*trips on a ladybug*

*dies of old age*
they call it black mirror cause black face and black eye were already taken.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
It was a dream... ALL ALONG!

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

how many people and animals get raped by proxy in this season

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
For real though, how is it up to now? Please don't make me go to TVIV to talk about anything.

MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004
honestly like black mirror, feels like a modern twilight zoneeeee.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

AEMINAL posted:

where the gently caress IS IT!!

netflix said it would be out in 4 hours, 4 hours ago :mad:



Tonight's episode is about weirdos on the internet, waiting for release of a new reality show episode without realizing that they are the stars! And then they die, horribly but also ironically.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
when is man in the high castle coming out

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
i watched creep 2

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Maldoror posted:

i watched creep 2

thats one hella beautiful av, love me some louis wain!!

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Charlie Brooker's 2017 Wipe is cancelled and he has retreated into fiction because this year was just too real

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi

Knight posted:

Charlie Brooker's 2017 Wipe is cancelled and he has retreated into fiction because this year was just too real

Really? drat.

Smoking_Dragon
Dec 12, 2001

WOE UNTO THEE
Pillbug
Spoiler for every Black Mirror episode:

All the people were computers the whole time!!

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Knight posted:

Charlie Brooker's 2017 Wipe is cancelled and he has retreated into fiction because this year was just too real

Knowing Brooker, he'll dedicate at least 5 minutes to how loving awesome all the games that came out this year were.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
Life... is like fictions sometimes.

Really makes me think.

Also Brooker said this season isn't as bleak as the others. So gently caress him for finding a woman who loves him and finding happiness. Just gently caress him hard.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Everyone is getting laid but me :mad:

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
What about the White Mirror? Why does everything have to be about Blacks?

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
Next season is even happier and positive. Renaming the show, "Pristine Window".

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Knowing Brooker, he'll dedicate at least 5 minutes to how loving awesome all the games that came out this year were.
Esports seems like a good subject for a Black Mirror episode. Or even sports with the technological elements of training.

A gamer realizes he is aging and after struggling with the changes in his body he accepts that his reactions just aren't quick enough anymore. He retires at the age of 24.

A football player adds a new nanobot performance enhancer to his supplement regiment, only to start having memory loss, violent episodes, and other erratic behavior. He deactivates the nanobots only to realize it was really the effects of CTE all along, which the nanobots were somewhat alleviating the symptoms.

A former boxer switches places with his robot boxer and is decapitated by a rocket punch in the first round.

A tennis player loses his hand in a windmill accident and receives a mechanical replacement. But the hand begins acting on its own, browsing for robot porn on his cellphone and sending threatening tweets to competitor brands' accounts.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Drunken Baker posted:

Next season is even happier and positive. Renaming the show, "Pristine Window".

and it's a window into the trump administration :gonk:

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Drunken Baker posted:

Life... is like fictions sometimes.

Really makes me think.

Also Brooker said this season isn't as bleak as the others. So gently caress him for finding a woman who loves him and finding happiness. Just gently caress him hard.

Lame. I want every episode to be like that one where that killer is trapped for eternity in that simulated cabin.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

MrMidnight posted:

Lame. I want every episode to be like that one where that killer is trapped for eternity in that simulated cabin.

read the quantum thief trilogy!

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

MrMidnight posted:

Lame. I want every episode to be like that one where that killer is trapped for eternity in that simulated cabin.

That one legit freaks me the gently caress out, like at a certain point do you just go comatose and lose all function? I think someone did the math and based on the time dilation he'd be in there for like 2 billion loving years.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


read The Jaunt it's faster

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OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Maya Fey posted:

read The Jaunt it's faster

LONGER THAN YOU THINK DAD

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