Well, it's that time again volk. I think this is going to be my last time hosting it - my life is a lot busier these days and while I enjoy this immensely, I just don't really have the kind of time I used to. So that being said, let's send it out with a bang! Join me in shaming McNally for never loving doing anything with the lithium I sent him, I paid good money for that and didn't even get a lovely video of it fizzing and popping or anything The Usual: I need to know who you are. I need to know what your address is. I need to know your forums username (unless you want to go for the double-blind mystery box, in which case it's your funeral) I need to know if you're willing to send overseas or CONUS only. I need to know if you have any preferences re: booze, weed, etc I also need your credit card number. Please send me all of these things to this handy-dandy email address, along with check or money order for only $49.99. thefinalsatan@outlook.com Need Ideas? Some of the greatest hits to date have been insanely awesome. There was a literal bag of poo poo delivered to one lucky member. There was a spraypainted and stuffed squirrel. There was a fetal pig carcass (sent to our resident Jew, no less) As well as uranium, radiation meters, live grenades (i think), and some presents that were actually legitimately awesome. The most important rule here is HAVE A loving LAUGH. It's been a poo poo year and we could all use it. Obviously don't deliberately try to hurt anyone, cause global thermonuclear war, or be mean for the sake of it, but bring the Christmas spirit and enjoy. I'll close this towards the end of November at a completely arbitrary date of my choosing and send out victims whenever I feel like it. LIST OF VICTIMS: Two Finger SoulDentist Vincent Van Goatse MonkeyWash Arc Light Ataxerxes McNally nullscan Duzzy Funlop pantslesswithwolves Tiny crabdad Time Crisis Actor Sarah TheWeedNumber StinkyPete Slim Pickens Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Nov 27, 2022 |
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# ? Jun 15, 2024 08:35 |
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Join me in shaming McNally for never loving doing anything with the lithium I sent him, I paid good money for that and didn't even get a lovely video of it fizzing and popping or anything Oof, yeah, I should do that this year. Count me in, email to follow
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Sent
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I'm in, I'll send the mail when I'm at my computer. Edit: Sent. Ataxerxes fucked around with this message at 11:05 on Nov 6, 2022 |
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I'm down, sent my deets. Would be dope if I nab an EU Gipper this year so I can send some personalized madness, but if I get someone across one of the countless oceans, I still have some fun gift ideas
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Uptake has been surprisingly low so far, I'll post a list when I have a chance
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I've joined in yet again. Smoke Crack is a bitch and Worship Secret Satan.
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List of names posted. Sign up or don't, do what you want
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Yo let’s do this.
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Let the semi insane gift ideation begin!
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Hope my Santee likes weird poo poo from Korea. Let's do this!
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In for this again (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Forgot about this, just joined in!
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I'm in.
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I am normally a big cheerleader of this and was wavering but you goons talked me into it this year I sent my email.
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I'm in again. Shirt size large and I like coffee more than booze but will take either.
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I'll close this the coming Sunday and try to have names out that day.
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:I'll close this the coming Sunday and try to have names out that day. poo poo I thought I emailed you but I didn't. Just sent it in with the deets. Thanks for organizing this.
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I'm in for this, always a good time. We like cats and weed also space Sending the email.
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I’m in, this is always hilarious.
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Email sent
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sent
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gently caress it I'll join
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I forgot this was a thing, IM IN BABY https://i.imgur.com/mWpP8p4.mp4
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LOBSTER COCK
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Right. I've just done my thing and sent out a pile of emails. If you haven't yet received your email, please let me know either here or via email. I've done my best to stick to everyone's requests re: shipping, but i'm only human so please forgive me if I mixed someone up.
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Both Printers are a Running for my Secret Satan
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So, in the hypothetical event that you care what clothing size you get from your Satan, you might want to list it here and specify what measurement you use, or else it you're my giftee I will be forced to guess your US size based on your posting history.
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Mm that's a good hypothetical. Even though I mostly post in food and Costco threads so you could guess but it's 3XLT lol. Just in case. I'd like to hypothetically know my santees size too !
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3xl but refer to Omar the Tent maker he is a good Tailor
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L if necessary.
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I am an XL boy
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I wear a medium.
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I'm super excited about my santee and have some fun gifts in mind.
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I am an XL lard lad
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I’m like an XL idk
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I wear an XL
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I don't post on SA as much as I used to, so I guess my Santa will find I'm an enigma wrapped in mystery wrapped in men's size medium as applicable.
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4xlt if you must include a shirt. The T is important, I look bad in belly shirts. Or just a bedsheet with a neck hole in it, basically. Insert username / post combo joke here.
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# ? Jun 15, 2024 08:35 |
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L/XL depending on the time of day and the phases of the moon.
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