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wesleywillis posted:I assumed it was due to my degrassi post. Though anyone I know that watches High and Jr high are gen Xers that are 40+ these days. we knew it was a joke my dude. Sorry if I got you upset
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:we knew it was a joke my dude. Sorry if I got you upset Nah we good. Wanna suck each other's genitals?
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wesleywillis posted:Nah we good. not tonight, got other stuff to piss of my parents thanks for the offer
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wesleywillis posted:Nah we good. sometimes it hard to tell if I'm being a jerk on the internet, or actually hurting someone. I don't like doing that second thing
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:sometimes it hard to tell if I'm being a jerk on the internet, or actually hurting someone. I don't like doing that second thing Sometimes it happens without intent. I try not to worry to much about it.
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wesleywillis posted:Sometimes it happens without intent. I try not to worry to much about it. me too, but then I can't sleep cause I'm thinking about it
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Will you two just gently caress me already?
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these are awful pick up lines "Sometimes I can't sleep because I think I might have been too much of an rear end in a top hat on the internet" Just awful
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:sometimes it hard to tell if I'm being a jerk on the internet, or actually hurting someone. I don't like doing that second thing Follow me Mumps. I've got you.
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redshirt posted:Follow me Mumps. I've got you. you are a pug with a shovel now. I'll follow you anywhere
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you are a pug with a shovel now. Copy that Tower
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redshirt posted:Copy that Tower Keep thinking you're pencilhands
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redshirt posted:Copy that Tower also you gave me a nick-name. I don't think there is anyone else on this site, that has a friend who gave them a nick-name
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wesleywillis posted:I assumed it was due to my degrassi post. Though anyone I know that watches High and Jr high are gen Xers that are 40+ these days. so, pedophiles?
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:also you gave me a nick-name. I don't think there is anyone else on this site, that has a friend who gave them a nick-name My mumps, my mumps, my lovely lady lumps
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redshirt posted:My mumps, my mumps, my lovely lady lumps I know you are a 35 year old man, but I imagine you as a sexy lady
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I know you are a 35 year old man, but I imagine you as a sexy lady lol I am a sexy pug
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redshirt posted:lol I am a sexy pug hell yeah you are ![]() E: who has a nice shovel
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Do you know where I can find a good massage parlor?
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how about you smash my head in with a spade while I finger myself,?
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wesleywillis posted:Do you know where I can find a good massage parlor? I know this place in Shenzhen, but it's been a while.
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HICKERY DICKERY DOCK!!! HOWS ABOUT YOU SUCK MY COCK AAAOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!
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I see that your breasts and are high and your eggs are mostly intact.
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Did you know that in a mirror, you can only kiss yourself on the lips?
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On a long enough timeline, the chance of you not going out with me drops to zero
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Can I get you to wrestle my one eyed trouser snake?
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Hey, wanna see my Pokemon cards? This has actually worked and I couldn't look at them the same ![]()
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Hi do you like free to play milsim games
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Harry_Potato posted:Can I get you to wrestle my one eyed trouser snake? yes
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Enough beating around the bush
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What better way to bond than by helping me bury this hooker I strangled?
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A few weeks ago I made the mistake of mentioning that i have a boat to a waitress at a restaurant that I frequent. Don't credit me with this one, but while I was paying the other day she came up to the cash with one if the other girls there who she's friends with and with her arm around her work BFF or whatever the gently caress, she asks me "have you ever heard the song 'boats and hoes'"? Since someone will ask, I did not ask them if they would be my boat hoes or any variant of that. That's probably why I jerk off and produce the saddest shame nuts.
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if you tell ladies you live in a boat it makes them think you're mysterious and have an 'enigmatic soul'
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How do you like your eggs in the morning
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a/s/l?
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Wanna gently caress and then eat some boat eggs?
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I was voted "Most Likely to Survive the first 14 Days of the Zombie Apocalypse", so, I got that going for me.
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redshirt posted:I was voted "Most Likely to Survive the first 14 Days of the Zombie Apocalypse", so, I got that going for me. So... What is your plan?
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Psst! Hey! Cmere. gently caress you!
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:So... What is your plan? Cash, grass, or rear end, no one rides for free
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