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MondayHotDog posted:Oh forget it, they couldn't catch a cold with a... a cold... catching... thing. They are the cancer, and we are the... uh... What cures cancer?
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Technogeek posted:We understand, IMJack. After all, we are from the land of chocolate! Oh, I'm sorry. We were talking about chocolate?
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Nouvelle Vague posted:Upworthy Springfield is my new favorite thing. It's the only website in America that's not afraid to tell the truth: that everything's just fine.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:It's the only website in America that's not afraid to tell the truth: that everything's just fine. IT WILL SOUND EVERY 3 SECONDS, UNLESS SOMETHING ISN'T OKAY!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Oh, I'm sorry. We were talking about chocolate? That was ten pages ago. ![]()
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IMJack posted:That was ten pages ago. Attention thread posters, we have completed our evaluation of the thread. We regret to announce the following lay-offs, which I will read in alphabetical order: Jack, IM. That is all.
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Pappyland posted:Attention thread posters, we have completed our evaluation of the thread. We regret to announce the following lay-offs, which I will read in alphabetical order: I've been muscled out of every business I've ever tried. Even my Muscle for Hire business!
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Nouvelle Vague posted:Upworthy Springfield is my new favorite thing. Do you think Les Whinen ought to do more thinkin and less whinin? Click here if you agree!
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Pappyland posted:Attention thread posters, we have completed our evaluation of the thread. We regret to announce the following lay-offs, which I will read in alphabetical order: The following people will not be killed by me. Luigi Thirty, Maude Thirty, CharlieFoxtrot, CatchrNdRy, Drink-Mix Man, that little baby Mix Man... That is all.
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IMJack posted:The following people will not be killed by me. Luigi Thirty, Maude Thirty, CharlieFoxtrot, CatchrNdRy, Drink-Mix Man, that little baby Mix Man... ![]()
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IMJack posted:The following people will not be killed by me. Luigi Thirty, Maude Thirty, CharlieFoxtrot, CatchrNdRy, Drink-Mix Man, that little baby Mix Man... Woo-Hoo, did you hear that Jerusalem? oh
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IMJack posted:The following people will not be killed by me. Luigi Thirty, Maude Thirty, CharlieFoxtrot, CatchrNdRy, Drink-Mix Man, that little baby Mix Man... Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! In your face, Darryl Strawberry!
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Hey! This is Richard Nixon's enemies list. You just crossed out his name and put yours.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! In your face, Darryl Strawberry! ![]()
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Bjay9 posted:Hey! This is Richard Nixon's enemies list. You just crossed out his name and put yours. I would like to take this opportunity to announce my fondness for the, ah, Simpsons Quote Thread.
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Sports sports sports sports, sports sport sports sports sports. Marge, CatchrNdRy gets to ride in the front seat today because he's a good guy at sports.
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CatchrNdRy posted:Woo-Hoo, did you hear that Jerusalem? Well I'd like to help but.... uhhh.... I was.... kidnapped........ in the holy land..... so.......
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Samuel Clemens posted:I would like to take this opportunity to announce my fondness for the, ah, Simpsons Quote Thread. That man ![]()
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Nouvelle Vague posted:Upworthy Springfield is my new favorite thing. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I... don't get it.
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IMJack posted:The following people will not be killed by me. Luigi Thirty, Maude Thirty, CharlieFoxtrot, CatchrNdRy, Drink-Mix Man, that little baby Mix Man... Hello IMJack. I would like to remind you that accidents will happen. Like the killing of you, by us.
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Tokelau All Star posted:Hello IMJack. I would like to remind you that accidents will happen. Like the killing of you, by us. Oh look IMJack, the money is still here along WITH A VERY STUPID GOON ![]()
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Tokelau All Star posted:Hello IMJack. I would like to remind you that accidents will happen. Like the killing of you, by us. I believe it was a boaking accident.
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Tokelau All Star posted:Kill him! MondayHotDog posted:Kill him. Jerusalem posted:Kill the fool! I have to respectfully disagree with Tokelau, Monday, and Jeru. Can't we just do something to his voice box?
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jscolon2.0 posted:I believe it was a boaking accident. I would love to delay jscolon, but you see my wife has been very insistent about the monies saying, "What about them? Where are they? Why aren't you getting them right now?" and so forth. So if you please, THE MONIES
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IMJack posted:I have to respectfully disagree with Tokelau, Monday, and Jeru. Can't we just do something to his voice box? I wish I'd saved my money ![]()
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Dad, this is a hundred and twenty dollars.
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IMJack posted:I have to respectfully disagree with Tokelau, Monday, and Jeru. Can't we just do something to his voice box? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHVxjMT1-os
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It's okay, it's just that we could have really used that $12Luigi Thirty posted:Dad, this is a hundred and twenty dollars. ![]()
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MondayHotDog posted:I don't get it. Sorry to repeat myself, but it will help you remember!
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Luigi Thirty posted:Dad, this is a hundred and twenty dollars. I can buy 13 episodes of Nightline!
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Skeesix posted:I would love to delay jscolon, but you see my wife has been very insistent about the monies saying, "What about them? Where are they? Why aren't you getting them right now?" and so forth. Here's $50. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Here's $50. How do you sleep at night?
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Here's $50. Ten grand.
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Nine bucks? This one's on me!
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Here's $50. And-a two is your change! And-a we thank you!
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Here's $50. BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Here's $50. This should provide adequate sustenance for the Dr. Who marathon.
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CatchrNdRy posted:How do you sleep at night? CatchrNdRy sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers.
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I should warn you, I'm told I snore.
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Mister Kingdom posted:CatchrNdRy sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers. They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house! I'm not made of stone! ![]()
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Tokelau All Star posted:Nine bucks? This one's on me! Lousy Tokelau and his money...
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