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MondayHotDog posted:Lousy Tokelau and his money... I don't need any more money, I'm not greedy. As long as I've got my health, and my millions of dollars, and my gold house, and my rocket car, I don't need anything else.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I don't need any more money, I'm not greedy. As long as I've got my health, and my millions of dollars, and my gold house, and my rocket car, I don't need anything else. I'll take that gold, if'n you please.
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Man Alive! posted:I'll take that gold, if'n you please. ![]()
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Writer Cath posted:
Good Lord! You're wasting thousands of dollars' worth of Interferon!
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Man Alive! posted:I'll take that gold, if'n you please. Hey... that wasn't the gold inspector. ![]()
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Writer Cath posted:
Aw, I can't take his money. I can't print my own money. I have to work for my money! Why don't I just lay down and die?!
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Class3KillStorm posted:Aw, I can't take his money. I can't print my own money. I have to work for my money! Why don't I just lay down and die?! Oh everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained us in the backyard is cruel. Pulling his tail is cruel. Yelling in his ears is cruel. Everything is cruel! So excuse me if I'm cruel!
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CatchrNdRy posted:Oh everything's cruel according to you. Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on! If you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things.
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I wrote this poem for you. It's called 'Cat Math'. Four paws plus nine lives plus one tail equals one special cat. One special cat minus nine lives equals one sad little girl. ![]()
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Captain Foxy posted:I wrote this poem for you. It's called 'Cat Math'. ![]() Unless your cat really died in which case my condolences
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I didn't know dogs really do that.
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Captain Foxy posted:I wrote this poem for you. It's called 'Cat Math'. I had a cat named Snowball. She died! She died! Mom said she was sleeping. She lied! She lied! Why oh why is my cat dead? Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead? I'm sorry for your loss.
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Samuel Clemens posted:I had a cat named Snowball. He's killing him softly with his saw! Killing him softly? With his saw! My cat's not dead, he's sleeping on top of the dog's face.
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Captain Foxy posted:He's killing him softly with his saw! If you need any butter, it's under my face.
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Captain Foxy posted:My cat's not dead, he's sleeping on top of the dog's face. No, he's just.... up-side down. ....and inside-out.
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Captain Foxy posted:He's killing him softly with his saw! That's my face, you idiot! ![]()
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You goons were all great! Cats back for everyone! ![]()
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:You goons were all great! Cats back for everyone! My quote was a dog! ![]()
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Mister Kingdom posted:My quote was a dog! Is cat now!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Good Lord! You're wasting thousands of dollars' worth of Interferon! I think I'm blind ![]()
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Writer Cath posted:I think I'm blind I can see through time. ![]()
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:You goons were all great! Cats back for everyone! Well, boy, you won. So I'm going to live up to my side of the agreement: here's your turtle, alive and well.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Is cat now! Hello, Mr. Chipmunk. You're a Northern reticulated chipmunk. Yes, you are. You are so reticulated. ![]()
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Crackerman posted:I can see through time. Remember the time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?
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Man Alive! posted:Remember the time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive? And remember that time I let that escaped criminal into the house because he was dressed like Man Alive? Well, you have a gambling problem!
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Crackerman posted:I can see through time. I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN! ![]()
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Man Alive! posted:Remember the time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive? Look alive, boys, a couple of stewed prunes heading your way.
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mrfart posted:Look alive, boys, a couple of stewed prunes heading your way. Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?
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mrfart posted:Look alive, boys, a couple of stewed prunes heading your way. Hey! That's a pretty sorry looking wagon you got there, mister. ![]()
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monsteroftheweek posted:And remember that time I let that escaped criminal into the house because he was dressed like Man Alive? Well, you have a gambling problem! Authorities say the phony Man Alive! can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.
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jscolon2.0 posted:Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side? Uhhhhh, yes? ![]()
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jscolon2.0 posted:Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side? Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-diddily-arged!
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TMMadman posted:Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-diddily-arged! High as a kite, everybody! Goofballs!
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TMMadman posted:Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-diddily-arged! I'll have a Shirley... no, a Virgin... no! Make it a children's... Oh, what the heck, you only live once. Give me a white wine spritzer!
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Man Alive! posted:Remember the time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive? That's because you were sleeping in an oxygen tent that you believed gave you sexual powers! ![]()
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Man Alive! posted:I'll have a Shirley... no, a Virgin... no! Make it a children's... Oh, what the heck, you only live once. Give me a white wine spritzer! Give us a Super Squishee! One that's made entirely out of syrup.
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MondayHotDog posted:Give us a Super Squishee! If you survive, please come again!
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Skeesix posted:If you survive, please come again! Yes, yes, I know the drill, I do work in a convenience store you know.
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I have been shot eight times this year, and as a result, I almost missed work.
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