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Guavanaut posted:If humans had dicks that were twice their body length and were stored inside before being fired out under hydraulic pressure that would also be terrifying. ...wait, is that *not* supposed to happen?
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So apparently the much vaunted screening process for Wuhan Coronovirus is just handing someone a leaflet and sending them on their way.... thank you Matt Hancock
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Not So Fast posted:So apparently the much vaunted screening process for Wuhan Coronovirus is just handing someone a leaflet and sending them on their way.... thank you Matt Hancock Well yeah, anything else would cost NHS resources, and might impinge on the individuals ability to contribute to the economy. Number go UP!!!!!
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OwlFancier posted:They're the union for ASDA employees which makes me question their utility. ooooooooooooooooooooooooo Donna's cakes......................... OwlFancier posted:If we're picking abilities from the animal kingdom I would also like to bagsy the ability to spray blood out of my eyes in the manner of the horned lizard. I'd like the ability to flash my eyes at speeding cars so they explode. Don't know what animal has that ability mind you!
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Thanks for being nice to me yesterday. I wish i took more photos but I have at least a couple. The best boy ![]() ![]()
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Chuff McNothing posted:Thanks for being nice to me yesterday. Lovely boy ![]()
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Not So Fast posted:So apparently the much vaunted screening process for Wuhan Coronovirus is just handing someone a leaflet and sending them on their way.... thank you Matt Hancock When we had that Foot and Mouth scare back in the 2000s, all they did was force us to walk on some disinfectant mats at the irish border.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:I'd like the ability to flash my eyes at speeding cars so they explode. Don't know what animal has that ability mind you! The deer don't usually come out so well either though.
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Guavanaut posted:Large deer. Moose. Apparently moose can stop a car well enough to kill people and sometimes walk away from it relatively unscathed. E: I mean, not very often. Usually the moose will also be hosed up.
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WhatEvil posted:Moose. Apparently, the problem with moose is that they have (relatively) little, spindly legs, but big, heavy bodies at about the same height as the average car windscreen. In other words, they're perfectly designed to skim along the bonnet and mulch anyone in the passenger compartment when they get hit.
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Darth Walrus posted:Apparently, the problem with moose is that they have (relatively) little, spindly legs, but big, heavy bodies at about the same height as the average car windscreen. In other words, they're perfectly designed to skim along the bonnet and mulch anyone in the passenger compartment when they get hit. Same issue as camels exactly then.
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OwlFancier posted:If we're picking abilities from the animal kingdom I would also like to bagsy the ability to spray blood out of my eyes in the manner of the horned lizard. You would never lose an argument. Or at least, you'd never have to admit to losing.
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Strom Cuzewon posted:You would never lose an argument. Would be more definitive if he had the ability to spew pressurized formic acid like some ants.
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Lmao he's having a very normal one https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/21/laurence-fox-claims-sikh-soldier-sam-mendes-war-epic-1917-forcing-diversity-viewers-12093965/
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when ur very smart:quote:It is kind of racist – if you talk about institutional racism, which is what everyone loves to go on about, which I’m not a believer in, there is something institutionally racist about forcing diversity on people in that way. ![]() So either way it's a non issue?
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Jose posted:Lmao he's having a very normal one When even Piers Morgan thinks you're a oval office. https://twitter.com/possiblyel/status/1219944352459448320?s=19
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Why is he trying to be chief oval office all of a sudden?
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Skarsnik posted:Why is he trying to be chief oval office all of a sudden? He thinks he can make a career out of it.
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I thought he had one of those already
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Tired boor trying to capitalize on BoJo election success to lead a wave of "I'm just saying what the silent majority are thinking" reactionary counterculture bullshit that nobody seems to be having but the British press will give him a voice anyway because they're also poo poo.
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Chief oval office posted:Which is great, it’s brilliant, but you’re suddenly aware there were Sikhs fighting in this war. And you’re like “ok”. You’re now diverting me away from what the story is. Professional actor unable to follow plot of blockbuster movie whenever a non-white actor appears in frame
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Skarsnik posted:I thought he had one of those already Not much of one.
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Guavanaut posted:"I'm just saying what the silent majority are thinking" reactionary counterculture bullshit Yeah, what *is* that? "I, too, have noticed that the thing about the majority of people these days is they keep their opinions firmly to themselves"
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Meanwhile, in America... https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1220360049203318788
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Darth Walrus posted:Not much of one. But he was in lewis!
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RADA-educated man blindsided by revelation that people of multiple ethnicities fought in World War One
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He's all over the place because the UK media feels it isn't doing its job properly unless it shovels racist uninformed cunts down your throat at every opportunity. It makes money so it's good. Nevermind that it does real harm to people. People like to watch "straight talking" people who "tell it like it is" and "aren't afraid to speak their minds". You will notice that all of those are synonyms for "racist".
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Guavanaut posted:when ur very smart: I love how in the same sentence he says he doesn’t believe there is such a thing as institutional racism then immediately goes on to call something he doesn’t like as institutionally racist.
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Not So Fast posted:When even Piers Morgan thinks you're a oval office. He's already hosed it. He's so poo poo at being a contrarian he's already got professional dickhead Piers Morgan humiliating him. Look forward to him trying to rehabilitate himself by filming a conversation with a black woman or some such poo poo.
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What is it with the Rhondda. I just drove past some idiot parked up with his hazards on, taking a piss into the road.
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Gonzo McFee posted:He's already hosed it. He's so poo poo at being a contrarian he's already got professional dickhead Piers Morgan humiliating him. Look forward to him trying to rehabilitate himself by filming a conversation with a black woman or some such poo poo. He's done that thing where you go too hard too early and suddenly all the people who previously supported you don't return your calls.
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Tesseraction posted:A little off-topic but do any of you have good game griefing stories you can share? I'm working on something You mean personal ones or favourite? I assume you already know about the second life flying penis incident (and the IRL repeat of it), and the time someone killed Lord British, and the whole Goonswarm hulk killing plot?
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Meanwhile, in America... I like that if you look at the bank's twitter account the last thing they posted before their "apology" was a retweet about MLK day
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Meanwhile, in America... What I like about that article is how the man who won the settlement said he couldn't disclose terms of the settlement including how much that the cheques were for. And then the Bank people tell the media how much the cheques were for.
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The Question IRL posted:What I like about that article is how the man who won the settlement said he couldn't disclose terms of the settlement including how much that the cheques were for. Also how much he had in his account at the time. I know American data protection laws are a bit weaker than ours but even so that still seems like yet another settlement he can pick up.
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Flipswitch posted:What is it with the Rhondda. I just drove past some idiot parked up with his hazards on, taking a piss into the road. Hazards were on so I don't see the problem?
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lights are flashing, mans be slashing
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Flipswitch posted:What is it with the Rhondda. I just drove past some idiot parked up with his hazards on, taking a piss into the road. Park anywhere lights m8
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Given how loving awful it is to drive in Portsmouth those lights are the only stopping entire taxi firms from going under
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