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well there’s a king of the hill episode which serves as a nice tutorial
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Mameluke posted:how do i start selling carbon credits? start a payment company with another evil man, then go on to find a small electric car startup and buy into them and force them to call you an original founder, and then base most of your revenue off of selling credits to other car manufacturers
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Mameluke posted:how do i start selling carbon credits? First you gotta buy some to sell. PM me, I'll get you started on my innovative poly-tier carbon credit selling program, you'll be rich like me in weeks!
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Mameluke posted:how do i start selling carbon credits? Store your farts in jars.
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elon makes a car (creating lots of carbon in manufacturing, that runs on electricity from burning carbon), sells it, and then sells a credit to gm so they can make a truck with 6 mpg highway
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Ornery and Hornery posted:well there’s a king of the hill episode which serves as a nice tutorial https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GeVRktoDV-I
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what regulations define how a carbon credit is proven or audited, can't i just sell them?
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the position of this thread is that you should not wrap yourself in tin foil and get in the microwave
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Mameluke posted:what regulations define how a carbon credit is proven or audited, can't i just sell them? this is a neoliberal hellscape, there's not just one market or one regulation, there's multitude! so you have government defined markets, like the one in CA or the one in the EU. they each have their own loopholes and gimmicks so if your dumb idea doesn't work on one, try the other! in CA you can get enough credit for reducing coal mine methane that it makes you mine more coal. in the EU sawdust is considered carbon neutral no matter how big the carbon costs of transporting it. but if your dumb idea is so dumb neither of them will take it, why there are just the accredited credits markets, like Aspiration Planet Protect™ uses. these just have some random rear end NGO do some paperwork and declare it a legit carbon credit. and don't forget carbon credits are just one kind of climate credit, there are renewable energy credits, fuel economy credits, and more
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also i think that credit card just does a flat "plant 60 trees per person and call it even" lol
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Trabisnikof posted:also i think that credit card just does a flat "plant 60 trees per person and call it even" lol they probably do literally nothing
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scary ghost dog posted:they probably do literally nothing Not literally nothing, someone has to collect the free money.
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Trabisnikof posted:but if your dumb idea is so dumb neither of them will take it, why there are just the accredited credits markets, like Aspiration Planet Protect™ uses. these just have some random rear end NGO do some paperwork and declare it a legit carbon credit. hell yes this is the ruse i want to learn more about
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scary ghost dog posted:they probably do literally nothing well they certainly dont actually do anything, but i think theyre not even pretending to purchase carbon credits after the 60th transaction per year
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Mameluke posted:hell yes this is the ruse i want to learn more about like do you own a farm, preferably in NY? what about a bunch of timber land? do you currently generate a bunch of co2 or methane emissions? can you pretend to take credit for a bunch of other people's actions, like a car company or a gig economy app? if so, riches are just a small initial payment away! just send your banking info to: Climate Change Solutions INC P. O. Box 4791 Houston, TX 77210-4791
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Mameluke posted:how do i start selling carbon credits?
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drat, I missed page 1158 (BC)  Edit: The Bronze Age collapse was 1177. See ya in 19 pages with more white noise!
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I work at a restaurant. something I think about a lot -- I mean like a lot -- at work is how I can immediately tell the difference between new containers and used containers just by handling them. we use plastic for basically everything, glass is just for serving, metal is for cooking. new containers are this hard smooth plastic that's slick to the touch, used containers are opaque and "fuzzy" textured, almost soft cottony feeling. It doesn't matter if it's a salsa jug or a bus tub, I can tell right away if we acquired it within the past 4 months or if it's been one that's been in use for the past 5 years. every time it goes through the dish wash station it gets softer and fuzzier
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thats the special ingredient
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I just learned that my old biology professor from college, the one who repeatedly told the class "sorry my generation killed yours" and "it's too late to save the climate" died recently. I still remember being in class thinking he was an alarmist nutjob. rip to a real one
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Trabisnikof posted:do you currently generate a bunch of co2 or methane emissions? 
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I'm reading the collapse of western civilization by naomi oreskes and erik m. conway after seeing it recommended in the thread and while i don't particularly care for the style or the fact that it looks like a fox news style political tract, it has helped me to understand some things it points out some ways in which modern science is ill equipped to handle this challenge because of the modern specialization of scientific fields discouraging broad, cross disciplinary studies. this means that chemists might miss stuff happening that meteorologists could help them puzzle out. it also talks about how scientists don't want to make type i errors in favor of type ii errors  i think this explains some of how the response to covid has been botched by the scientific community as well. this sort of thinking seems wrong to me and i think a scientific community that could make errors and talk to the public like adults would be much better than the needle-dicks running the public health responses now. the book also talks about how climate language isn't person centric in media and blames "deforestation" or "drilling" as causes rather than the true cause, the action of people (and obv capital). honestly, reading this in a calm tenor has been helpful to understand that I'm not crazy and the climate is really strongly affected by human behavior. unfortunately, it's further crack pinged me. unrelated, but i was about to get all the climate related books from my public library. make sure to use your library card.
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https://abcnews.go.com/US/humans-consume-equivalent-credit-card-worth-plastic-week/story?id=63687144quote:The consumption of plastic has become unavoidable in recent years, but a new report is proving just how much humans are ingesting on a regular basis.
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SKULL.GIF posted:https://abcnews.go.com/US/humans-consume-equivalent-credit-card-worth-plastic-week/story?id=63687144 gee i wonder what happens when humans injest shitton of endocrine disruptors even woven into fetal tissues surely it's nothing bad. banning plastics would be ableism anyways. carry on
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we were doomed from the moment the first person had the idea to refine oil
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Only 5g? https://www.uscreditcardguide.com/the-most-heavy-credit-cards-list/
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i paid for 5 grams in my food and water, i want all 5 grams. pony up, you thieves.
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if u dont want me to eat all that plastic then can someone explain how im supposed to get the bottled water out of its shell
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Shipon posted:we were doomed from the moment the first person had the idea to make fire
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visionaries https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A
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plastic Georg outlier etc but still how the hell is plastic in salt
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plastic pollution is the thing that cracks my brain the hardest there was never a plan to deal with the pollution, just "recycle lol"
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Homocow posted:plastic pollution is the thing that cracks my brain the hardest Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
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Homocow posted:plastic pollution is the thing that cracks my brain the hardest The messaging was reduce, reuse, recycle in the 80s. Then capitalism said nah /\ foiled again
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:Reduce, Reuse, Recycle Refuse, Reduce, Reuse, Repair, Recycle chew on it, burn it, inhale deeply, buy more
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Homocow posted:just "recycle lol" This was a plan to head off plastic bans in the 70s, by the plastic industry. Plastics! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXW8tTybwHE
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