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Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
my landlord gets 25%

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War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

Quotey posted:

my landlord gets 25%

mine gets primae noctis

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


never forget to tip your landlord after he gets 75% of your take-home salary

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

If you're scared to do math, just put "20%" on the tip line.

I promise you, the server will figure it out.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
anyone can figure out $1 per $5 without a calculator

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
But not neurodivergents, apparently? Rain Man lied to me

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

indigi posted:

anyone can figure out $1 per $5 without a calculator

Numbers are haram

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

just move a decimal over and double it, very simple matj

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот
i hate the perfidious number

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Catgirl Al Capone posted:

was there ever a gag in bojack horseman where someone left a nice tip for a waiter who was a cow that seems like the sort of thing theyd write

Yeah, after Todd makes $10 million with one of his wacky business ideas, he accidentally tips the cow waitress all of his money.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

indigi posted:

just because you didn’t pay attention or forgot doesn't mean it wasn't taught to you

lol it's genuinely 'you're too young to understand/you'll just screw it up' one day and 'you're old enough you should already know this by now' the next

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

Ghost Leviathan posted:

yeah that 'cultural background radiation' doesn't actually mean anything, besides poo poo people assume you should know, actively refuse to tell you if you ask and yell at you for not knowing

well now you know, so spread the word cause capitalism sure as poo poo isn’t going to stop underpaying everyone

or better yet form a militant union and redact your boss

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

Tekopo posted:

never forget to tip your landlord after he gets 75% of your take-home salary

more like tip of the spear!

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Arguing about age of consent makes me SO MAD :rant:
https://twitter.com/TheOmniLiberal/status/1637792910266564608

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


How is it so difficult for these people to not sexualise children

A sixteen year old is a child

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

StashAugustine posted:

Perhaps after all, it is gay to love your wife

It's gay when he does it but not when I do it.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Endman posted:

How is it so difficult for these people to not sexualise children

A sixteen year old is a child
I mean, the distinction matters when the "someone" is young enough themselves, Destiny is just like two decades out from falling into that category.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Spend five minutes talking to a 16-year old and tell me they're not still a kid.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Zeroisanumber posted:

Spend five minutes talking to a 16-year old and tell me they're not still a kid.
Yeah, but there's a difference between a 16 your old wanting to gently caress another 16 year old, and one who wants to gently caress a 6 year old.

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
this seems like a terrible digression to have

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Cuttlefush posted:

this seems like a terrible digression to have

We've yet to have a good one

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

the hot takes are coming from inside the thread

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

my bony fealty posted:

the hot takes are coming from inside the thread
so, you disagree with my post?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

A Buttery Pastry posted:

so, you disagree with my post?

Just another day online, posting about 16yos having sex with 6 yos for some reason

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

A Buttery Pastry posted:

so, you disagree with my post?

"debate me!" screams the poster sexualizing kids

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Yeah, but there's a difference between a 16 your old wanting to gently caress another 16 year old, and one who wants to gently caress a 6 year old.

:stare: that's not what they're all talking about dude.
e: or anyone else

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnOfmpqWIzE

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

in b4 the SAD thread lol

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Flesh Forge posted:

:stare: that's not what they're all talking about dude.
e: or anyone else
Reading it again, I think I misread that post and assumed they thought I disagreed with that. Christ, Destiny is old enough that some of the people old enough to be creeps to the 16 year old should also seem like kids to him.

Anyway, sorry for communicating badly and bringing up an only tangentially (unless Destiny turns out to be even worse than he lets on) related topic.

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/nyetalia/status/1638797779752615936?s=46&t=mzWS2vgSInnU9jlt8C3n_Q

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



If I were the united states I would simply drill myself in to swiss cheese to get oil. This would of course cause bad guy countries to disappear from being owned so much :colbert:

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


i think the US should just get off oil entirely but i guess i'm jsut built different

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
the age of consent should be raised to 30

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

tokin opposition posted:

the age of consent should be raised to 69

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
look if im not having sex no one should legally be allowed to have it either raise the age to infinity

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

I think 25 is an acceptable age but really there needs to be a lot more paperwork. You don’t even have a click box eula let alone the 50 pages of signed and initialed disclosures notarized and filed with the county clerk that would imo be appropriate

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007

Chamale posted:

Yeah, after Todd makes $10 million with one of his wacky business ideas, he accidentally tips the cow waitress all of his money.

lol nice

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
they should make the half your age + 7 rule into law

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
allows for 21/17 edge case which is, at best, super fuckin weird and should be discouraged

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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
round up, duh

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