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my landlord gets 25%
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# ? Jun 24, 2024 22:22 |
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Quotey posted:my landlord gets 25% mine gets primae noctis
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never forget to tip your landlord after he gets 75% of your take-home salary
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If you're scared to do math, just put "20%" on the tip line. I promise you, the server will figure it out.
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anyone can figure out $1 per $5 without a calculator
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But not neurodivergents, apparently? Rain Man lied to me
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indigi posted:anyone can figure out $1 per $5 without a calculator Numbers are haram
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just move a decimal over and double it, very simple matj
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i hate the perfidious number
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Catgirl Al Capone posted:was there ever a gag in bojack horseman where someone left a nice tip for a waiter who was a cow that seems like the sort of thing theyd write Yeah, after Todd makes $10 million with one of his wacky business ideas, he accidentally tips the cow waitress all of his money.
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indigi posted:just because you didn’t pay attention or forgot doesn't mean it wasn't taught to you lol it's genuinely 'you're too young to understand/you'll just screw it up' one day and 'you're old enough you should already know this by now' the next
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Ghost Leviathan posted:yeah that 'cultural background radiation' doesn't actually mean anything, besides poo poo people assume you should know, actively refuse to tell you if you ask and yell at you for not knowing well now you know, so spread the word cause capitalism sure as poo poo isn’t going to stop underpaying everyone or better yet form a militant union and redact your boss
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Tekopo posted:never forget to tip your landlord after he gets 75% of your take-home salary more like tip of the spear!
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Arguing about age of consent makes me SO MAD ![]() https://twitter.com/TheOmniLiberal/status/1637792910266564608
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How is it so difficult for these people to not sexualise children A sixteen year old is a child
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StashAugustine posted:Perhaps after all, it is gay to love your wife It's gay when he does it but not when I do it.
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Endman posted:How is it so difficult for these people to not sexualise children
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Spend five minutes talking to a 16-year old and tell me they're not still a kid.
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Zeroisanumber posted:Spend five minutes talking to a 16-year old and tell me they're not still a kid.
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this seems like a terrible digression to have
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Cuttlefush posted:this seems like a terrible digression to have We've yet to have a good one
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the hot takes are coming from inside the thread
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my bony fealty posted:the hot takes are coming from inside the thread
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A Buttery Pastry posted:so, you disagree with my post? Just another day online, posting about 16yos having sex with 6 yos for some reason
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A Buttery Pastry posted:so, you disagree with my post? "debate me!" screams the poster sexualizing kids
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A Buttery Pastry posted:Yeah, but there's a difference between a 16 your old wanting to gently caress another 16 year old, and one who wants to gently caress a 6 year old. ![]() e: or anyone else
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnOfmpqWIzE
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in b4 the SAD thread lol
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Flesh Forge posted:
Anyway, sorry for communicating badly and bringing up an only tangentially (unless Destiny turns out to be even worse than he lets on) related topic.
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https://twitter.com/nyetalia/status/1638797779752615936?s=46&t=mzWS2vgSInnU9jlt8C3n_Q
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If I were the united states I would simply drill myself in to swiss cheese to get oil. This would of course cause bad guy countries to disappear from being owned so much ![]()
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i think the US should just get off oil entirely but i guess i'm jsut built different
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the age of consent should be raised to 30
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tokin opposition posted:the age of consent should be raised to 69
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look if im not having sex no one should legally be allowed to have it either raise the age to infinity
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I think 25 is an acceptable age but really there needs to be a lot more paperwork. You don’t even have a click box eula let alone the 50 pages of signed and initialed disclosures notarized and filed with the county clerk that would imo be appropriate
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Chamale posted:Yeah, after Todd makes $10 million with one of his wacky business ideas, he accidentally tips the cow waitress all of his money. lol nice
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they should make the half your age + 7 rule into law
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allows for 21/17 edge case which is, at best, super fuckin weird and should be discouraged
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# ? Jun 24, 2024 22:22 |
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round up, duh
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