Malachite_Dragon posted:

And much like adult diapers there's no small number of people who *should* use it insisting very loudly that no gently caress you the ignore list is for quitters and fools, growing more and more deranged as their pants full with poo poo and piss runs down their legs.

Finer Things posted:

Ok so I may get in trouble for this but I am legit, ngk_pacer_oneAThotmailDOTcom
I must get to know you first, seriously, This is only for goons.
also any emails that are rude or at anytime you become desperate or impolite your order will be cancelled.
Start by doing this and you will get added to my book, don't expect anything to be shipped until at least two weeks after you sign up

1. Email me the chemical name
2. where you want it
3. When you want it

I will email you back a price and a phone number I want you to call, this will be an international number. you will never open your fat goon mouths about this as the ban hammer is slowly teetering over this awesome stuff.
We will then talk on IM and discuss details VIA voice communication

All prices are expensive and non negotiable and there is a minimum order.
I am not an rear end in a top hat, but im a goon so I know all the tricks and wont fall for them.

ONLY contact me if you are serious
if you have any requests take them elswhere, I don't care.

Think im talking poo poo?
Email me and get me on messenger and I will tell you my terms for bad service
This is all about the Karma baby lets pay it forward yo.

As a final gesture to thank you all and to hopefully keep this post how it is I will be donating 20% of the profits from goons to this website If a mod can contact me we can arrange everything.

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Malachite_Dragon posted:

And much like adult diapers there's no small number of people who *should* use it insisting very loudly that no gently caress you the ignore list is for quitters and fools, growing more and more deranged as their pants full with poo poo and piss runs down their legs.

iwentdoodie posted:

drat, God really does side with the evangelists if he's sending the frogs with a white scion this time

Captain Hygiene posted:

SeaGoatSupreme posted:

god drat it

Numero6 posted:

https://x.com/SavosAndSavos/status/1803250645530456274

Mr. Grumpybones posted:

Owltrage

Deathslinger posted:

btw do not skip over the permaban thread, it's goldmined for a reason

honda whisperer posted:

Got a link?

starbucks972 posted:

First off, sorry for the poo poo post, especially the re-post. I am looking to purchase the rights to use your homemade ORIGINAL DJ logo which I will be using on t-shirts, business cards, and websites. You will be highly compensated for an amazing logo/design. I quickly realized $40 was not enough to motivated people to put their real time and effort into a logo.

My DJ name is, 'M.D. MC'.
*Not made up by me but - the M.D. stands for 'Muff Divin'' and the MC are my initials. You can use MD as muff diving or M.D. as in a Medical Doctor. I would prefer the doctor side unless you can be real creative and funny/clever with the muff diving and DJ mixture.

Things to consider including if possible, not all necessary:
Turntables. Or something that makes it clear that I am a DJ without having to call myself "DJ M.D. MC", I prefer just, M.D. MC
State of Texas Flag.
Dallas Skyline.
Full color logo (Neon?), try avoid plain black and white.
Smooth and sheet look.

Something clever and funny is always appreciated if possible, but NOT necessary to 'win'.
Please use a professional program like Photoshop and provide me with different sizes and file types if chosen as the winner.

Things I don't like:
MS Paint program and designs.
Anime-style drawing.
Black and white only logos.


The winner will be chosen within ~72 hours, or when enough submissions have been made that I feel that I can easily pick a winner. If there are two people that have made equally great logos, I will pay both people via Paypal.

Please post your submissions below. Thank you in advance for your time and effort. I have seen many skilled artists and photoshoppers design many other flawless logos that I was highly impressed with on SA-mart. I look forward to seeing the many ideas and designs you come up with. The winner will be clearly noted on this forum and be paid within 12 hours via Paypal. $$$

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Snow Cone Capone posted:

Eagerly awaiting permaban / uncredited work showing up on his website

watermark your poo poo people

DJ Travis posted:

I explained the watermarking, that is everyone's mistake. But you discounting experience, skill and creativity and basically saying all you need is photoshop is comeplete poo poo. Be mad dude, I'm not, I know the risks, I rolled the dice, as I have many times here, I lost, and to my recollection you're just talking poo poo. I've dealt with it for years. Both professionally and here. So shut the gently caress up. Your right about watermarking but don't know poo poo about the rest.

Snow Cone Capone posted:

Dude what the gently caress are you talking about

I literally said "in the future, watermark your contributions so you don't get ripped off" and you went on a loving rage spree. The only person I'm making GBS threads on is you, for being a loving rear end in a top hat for no reason. My advice was given in good faith, and you yourself agreed it was good advice and something you should have done. I feel bad for the other 2 people that got ripped off, and I genuinely hope people see this thread and learn a lesson for the future, but you can just go eat a bag of dicks, you rear end.

DJ Travis posted:

PM sent

Takes No Damage posted:

Chickens? Naw man:

Mauser posted:

That rabbit is trying to fit the egg in its russy

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Large Testicles posted:

my uncle owned a scrapyard for a while and called the cops on many a dudes bringing in stolen cats. they were easy to tell cause they'd have like 10 of em at once rather than if you're just scrapping your own car, you'll only have 2 at most

Milo and POTUS posted:

You've got to go further back, whole topic reeks of cat burglar

Malachite_Dragon posted:

And much like adult diapers there's no small number of people who *should* use it insisting very loudly that no gently caress you the ignore list is for quitters and fools, growing more and more deranged as their pants full with poo poo and piss runs down their legs.

Antigravitas posted:

credburn posted:

iwentdoodie posted:

Smfh not even true. The best part about changing emissions standards in the late 90s up into the 2000s was some manufacturers doing absolutely nothing to make better stuff but goddammit they put 4 catalytic converters in the exhaust.

Carthag Tuek posted:

Milo and POTUS posted:

This is hilarious but I don't know why because the reference eludes me. The guy just looks funny

steinrokkan posted:

Also known as Bikey Grant it Walky Grant depending on his current mode of transportation

Tree Bucket posted:

Was his dad named Uncary Grant?

BigHead posted:

His dad was named Uncaring Grant, his uncle was named Uncle Uncarl Grant, and his aunt was Aunt Carie Grant. Their parents were named Granny Grant and Grampy Grant, who in their will granted the Grant grant to the Grant grand kids, little Corie, Carlie, and Kerry to use for college.

HopperUK posted:

Jesus Christ apparently Cary Grant's dad put his mother into an institution when Cary was nine and then told him she'd run off and died. He didn't find out it was a lie, and she was alive, until he was 31 years old.

Inceltown posted:

Dang that Pokemons cartoon got a dark back story.

Cap'n Plaid posted:

Post your RIDICULOUS designs for cars. Evil contraptions, awesome technology, and the like are all welcome. But keep in mind, they have to be attached to a car.

Please don't overflow with photos. This is a PAINT thread.

Here's my design for a car that gets a laserbeam from outerfuckinspace and turns that energy into cool-rear end fire out the back.

Chip "Cup" Perez posted:

So the not funny thread was research for this one?

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HopperUK posted:

Jesus Christ apparently Cary Grant's dad put his mother into an institution when Cary was nine and then told him she'd run off and died. He didn't find out it was a lie, and she was alive, until he was 31 years old.

EorayMel posted:

MSPaint Cool Car Designs

Eason the Fifth posted:

Taking a dump in springtime Kuwait portashitters while wearing a MOPP suit is a most incredible memory. Open the lid, it's full to the brim. Take your suspenders off and lower your MOPP trousers. Drop your sweat-soaked cammie trousers and skivvies. Squat/lean uncomfortably over the turd pile. Add your own diarrhea. It's 130 degrees outside and wet bulb temperature inside. You're sweating on every inch of your body. Everything itches. Your eyes burn from sweat. To hydrate while you poo poo you drink from a bottle of Baraka water which is what gave you the shits in the first place. You finish your business and wipe your rear end with a 3 inch square of ultra-thin toilet paper from an MRE. You pull your cammie trousers back up and watch with horror when your bayonet slips off your belt and falls into the turds. It weighs more than wet turds do, it turns out, and it sinks quickly. You desperately, reflexively reach in for it but have to feel around like you're trying to noodle a catfish and you wind up brown to the elbow pulling your catch out. You walk out of the portashitter with your trousers down, poo poo caked up your arm, your poop bayonet in one poop hand and your rifle in the other, and right then the sirens go off and people start yelling GAS GAS GAS and now you have to slap your gas-mask on your face with a lovely hand and seal your lovely self back into your MOPP suit before you stumble idiotically over to the closest bunker while you wait to die (hopefully) or for the all clear (not desired at that moment). You can't take a shower until night because the water tanks are uncovered in the sun and daytime showers are scalding so you are locked in the poop MOPP suit for hours. The marine Corps is so fuckjin good

Al! posted:

it is said the buddha had three students, each more capible of enlightenment than the last: an 8 bit scholar, a 16 bit butthead, and retard 64

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Lol asmon gold quit the elden ring dlc because he claims they made it too hard

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

drat... didnt know elden ring had you clean up your room

Fajita Queen posted:

He kept getting poisoned and attacked by rats and that was before he even launched the game