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DeadBonesBrook posted:Richard, this is your dad. Lmao
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wesleywillis posted:Post the kittens Meet Teagan and Finn. More pics here: https://www.instagram.com/diveandeat/ ![]() Full name, Finjamin Kenneth Richard. He's lucky he is cute. His first nickname was Beach Ken, because he is so photogenic. He is pretty and he literally spends his life posing for me. So that's where Ken comes from, but I used the long version because I'M NO WACKO
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DeadBonesBrook posted:Richard, this is your dad. ![]() I laughed JUST like a Mongoloid!
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Squashy Nipples posted:Meet Teagan and Finn. Yay kitties!!
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we’ll talk to ya later, bub
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Richard I talked to yer sister and she got one of them cats in new york city and well she said it turned her into one of them cat women we saw in the movies after we ate taco tico. Anyway, just figured youd wanna know. Talk to ya later bub.
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selling gas grill AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *rings* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
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CHILL OUT
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beep by grandpa posted:CHILL OUT DO SOMETHING GOOD.
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Re-listening to a bunch of old Evil Dave stuff and I totally forgot about the time they asked him to read "Guggenheim Museum" and he pronounced it "Gugene Moses"
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my favorite parts of those calls is when they have already been busting balls for like 4 minutes and can’t even get something out. like in the no gravity call when Richard starts saying that he loves the band and they ask him to say more and all he says is “you fuckin” and gets cut off. or when the cuca culpa call completely breaks down and one of the callers is just sal yelling “the parade!” good poo poo that warms the soul
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Lifespan posted:Re-listening to a bunch of old Evil Dave stuff and I totally forgot about the time they asked him to read "Guggenheim Museum" and he pronounced it "Gugene Moses" low self-estitle
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I like the black community, we've gotten a lot of good things from them
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John Romero posted:my favorite parts of those calls is when they have already been busting balls for like 4 minutes and can’t even get something out. like in the no gravity call when Richard starts saying that he loves the band and they ask him to say more and all he says is “you fuckin” and gets cut off. or when the cuca culpa call completely breaks down and one of the callers is just sal yelling “the parade!” I always appreciate when Richard says "Enough about this parade business, let's see them titties!" God, those calls will forever make me laugh. "YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH... For those who want Langford's cock.... WE SA-LUTE YOU!"
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During the parade call I'm quite a fan of the very brief "GOOD MORNI-(thump-click)"
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Guy: "Alright, Jerry, one vacuum... And... Ugh... I... This is a joke..." Woman: "is it ugly?" Man: "yeah..." Sal: it said something about Cleveland... " Man: "uh...." Sal: Said it was a Cleveland Steame-... " Man:" OHHH k...."
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Double posting because this is important. If you ask your Google Nest/mini (don't know about Siri or Alexa) to play "Mike Walker fart", you get an extended version of "For Those About to Fart".
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you look like the last poo poo I took
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John Romero posted:you look like the last poo poo I took Was it Black, White, or Italian?
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John Romero posted:you look like the last poo poo I took Oh! Oh, that's one of my cranky callers... There's a need there, and we need to live in a world where all can be heard. I believe he has something to say...
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Mantra plus yantra equals tantra.
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Squashy Nipples posted:Was it Black, White, or Italian? Or a Chinese baby? The point I was trying to make was that generally speaking white women dont have sex with black men under normal circumstances.
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What was it that he said, something like "well, he probably wasn't an accountant" or something? It was in reference to who Ms Howard Stern was banging. Sal, the white dumbass, making racist comments about the intelligence of someone not white. "Hmm... Where is.... California.... Hmmmm" Between him and ETA, you end up with most of a functioning brain.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:What was it that he said, something like "well, he probably wasn't an accountant" or something? It was in reference to who Ms Howard Stern was banging. When sal interacted with a black guy at his yard sale (aka gave the dude everything for a quarter cause sal is a coward), his response to howard was, "he didn't get those scars from skateboarding!"
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Ms Howard Stern had a baby with a black man and named it Beyonce. I think Sal was basically trying to say that she (Andrea, not the baby) was an out of control drunk and got knocked up by sleeping around. It's just that his real thoughts took over. God bless Richard for having the idea to gently caress with Sal or it would have been a totally forgotten moment.
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Yoohoo! We live in America!
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:What was it that he said, something like "well, he probably wasn't an accountant" or something?\ Where do you think she met him? At an accounting firm? Yoohoo we live in America. You have a nice snow white blonde girl who has sex with a black guy and most likely drugs and alcohol was involved. I dont get it? Is it me? Excuse me sir, have you ever gotten drunk and hosed the poo poo out of a fat chick?
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That's how she ends up with a bucket full of cum in her snatch.
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Lifespan posted:Yoohoo! We live in America! Hello! YooHoo! was my text message sound for a few years
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For a brief moment, Sal uploaded his Kool The Candy Rapper and G-Man tracks on iTunes and I, like an idiot, didn’t buy them. They were the tracks played on the show, plus a few others. And you know what the little record label info was on the collection? Hello YooHoo Records. ![]()
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Shake, shake shake, shake meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkpJa2tqrqU
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Bonzo posted:
More hollow words than "I'm gonna do you the biggest favour and move on" have yet to be spoken.
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F Penelope Chiusano
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Lifespan posted:Yoohoo! We live in America! I know it's not the same thing but this reminded me of the Sal vs. Jon Lieberman rap battle where Jon says "and then I'll eat you like a KitKat, woohoo"
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Pass the church in a moment of silence...for another brother who died from violence!
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Yo Give me something to Bug to…
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Respect John Gotti the Italian Race
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Lifespan posted:Shake, shake shake, shake meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow It's a goddamn banger of a track, not gonna lie (or if I was young I'd probably say "track slaps ngl" or some such bullshit)
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Squashy Nipples posted:Was it Black, White, or Italian? There are so many great parts to love in there, but one little detail I love is "white, black, Spanish, Italian, whatever." I've never heard anyone refer to a group of people as "Spanish" unless they're specifically from Spain, unless that's some kind of NYC thing. I tend to think it's a "dumb Sal" thing.
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