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Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Tweets

https://twitter.com/laserboat999/status/1603259000119697413

https://twitter.com/lukeisamazing/status/1603746027890171917

https://twitter.com/g0m/status/1603883898710155266

https://twitter.com/GlennyRodge/status/1603875576665759757

https://twitter.com/sabatonfan69/status/1598299280099663873

https://twitter.com/RadishHarmers/status/1603636549639348224

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bort
Mar 13, 2003

e:f;b /\ /\ /\ :sad:

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

RFC2324 posted:

oh, I'm used to ones in plastic cups that are flimsy enough to collapse when you suck properly, which aids in extraction.

Post Tweets: flimsy enough to collapse when you suck properly

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



A bit back but I read this in ODB's voice.

E. poo poo as the coffee hits I start to remember that was a method man line wasn't it

CommonShore has a new favorite as of 16:27 on Dec 18, 2022

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

CommonShore posted:

A bit back but I read this in ODB's voice.

E. poo poo as the coffee hits I start to remember that was a method man line wasn't it

not meth? he's the one who uses it in a rhyme

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Agents are GO! posted:

Post Tweets: flimsy enough to collapse when you suck properly

Doxxing isn’t allowed here

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

https://twitter.com/LordCommandGrab/status/1603872196610428928

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/lyzl/status/1603863632147800080

https://twitter.com/SketchesbyBoze/status/1603590724426952704

https://twitter.com/bronwentate/status/1603660565486145537

https://twitter.com/JohnDeVore/status/1603842749777776652

https://twitter.com/benmauk/status/1603687415327371267

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

Nebrilos posted:

Plot hole: Sam was the one suggesting the green eggs and ham in the book. Not the one being suggested the green eggs and ham.

Well yeah, as a repeat green eggs and ham liker the algorithm is much more likely to recommend green eggs and ham to Sam than someone who has by the end of the book tried them only once.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/VeryBadLlama/status/1603950101621538817

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Jesus that's so much sugar by weight in bread. Like gently caress I make bread weekly and I never use sugar. It's completely unnecessary.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

silicone thrills posted:

Jesus that's so much sugar by weight in bread. Like gently caress I make bread weekly and I never use sugar. It's completely unnecessary.

But what if your entire target market is addicted to the stuff?

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Philippe posted:

Bread posting is getting old. Post tweets.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


Got any?

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/munyachawawa/status/1604095705152364544
https://twitter.com/TylerHuckabee/status/1603780600418148354

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1604198150247440384

https://twitter.com/OrwellNGoode/status/1604255343562964992

https://twitter.com/hosoterratoma/status/1603960781866864640

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1604345059402399744

https://twitter.com/chloebolts/status/1604225382563352579


Genuine :lol:

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Ah poo poo he posted his own assassination coordinates. gently caress

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604490162976698368?s=20&t=Tkau02B3bEyx_EXGe3JCvQ

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


Exwife did something similar to me, doing a retroactive "in a relationship" set to 6 months before I left her

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

https://mobile.twitter.com/sopranos_vibes/status/1568663136076713986

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Mr. Fix It posted:

jager was a digestif until someone in marketing (probably american) tricked everyone into doing shots of it.

You telling me you guys take shots of sugary liqueurs as medicine and we're the problem? We learned it from you dad.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

It is getting a little stale.


https://twitter.com/logoffbrent/status/1604505640218533889?s=46&t=3PBrGGPCvW6b8ZrfuwAEzQ

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Never ask a woman her age, a man her salary, or an Argentinian why their grandparents speak German.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

That's why you add the sugar

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1604531265419591681

SimonChris has a new favorite as of 19:42 on Dec 18, 2022

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Simply incredible. A thriving platform.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1604547162708185088

🫡

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
When are we getting Mastodon embedding?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
For context, the NFL pregame show is usually on at 11AM CST, but today the World Cup went into extra time, so some people were not happy.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Lol if they’re genuine about Truth Social, a whole bunch of accounts astroturfing for Trump are gonna die. We shall see.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/shaun_vids/status/1604552791732752386

LifeLynx
Feb 27, 2001

Dang so this is like looking over his shoulder in real-time
Grimey Drawer

Silly Burrito posted:

For context, the NFL pregame show is usually on at 11AM CST, but today the World Cup went into extra time, so some people were not happy.

Finally NFL fans are getting a taste of teenage me's disappointment when The Simpsons didn't air some weeks because of football games.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I love the NFL but I cannot imagine getting bent out of shape over a pregame show let alone a specific pregame show.

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'


I'd never heard of this "facebook" or "instagram" before this, Streisand effect much?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

SimonChris posted:

When are we getting Mastodon embedding?

Is there a PYF Mastodon thread yet? Got one cued up

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/banditelli/status/1604533072799469569

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

lmao

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Is that night or was it just that ugly when they decided to fly a giant balloon

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Frank Frank posted:

I love the NFL but I cannot imagine getting bent out of shape over a pregame show let alone a specific pregame show.

The funniest NFL game interruption will always be NBC cutting to a children's movie Heidi at exactly 7 pm , cutting off the last few minutes of a razor close game between the Raiders and the Jets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1zF2cGSjSw

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/shaun_vids/status/1604552791732752386?t=NnTdiWY-KIwjTRWfom_u_A&s=19

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Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Normy posted:

When I was in Germany a popular shot was a package of powdered Kool-Aid followed by vodka

This feels like something brought over by US service members on leave from Ramstein.

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