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sharkytm
Oct 9, 2003

Ba

By

Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo


Fallen Rib

Geoj posted:

Guessing a non-native English speaker came up with that one and nobody thought to tell them "no."

I used to work as a field service technician for FujiFilm and around 2010 they proposed renaming the central server for digital photo labs as the "Digital Imaging Controller" or DIC for short - pronounced just the way you'd expect.

A US-based senior product specialist had to explain to the team in Japan why that was a bad idea.

A company that I worked for workshopped "Dedicated, Innovative, Collaborative, and Knowledgeable" as our internal team motto. Yup, DICK. There was also a "Verification Action Group"... VAG.

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Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Like at the end of inspector gadget

"deek"

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Hell, people don't believe Siemens used to have an office in Staines. It's repeated enough online people think it must be a joke, and they've moved that office now, but you still see references to it on older documents etc sometimes.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

sync is extremely bad

what year is your truck?

2013. I've resorted to using the line in for now. Alexa doesn't seem to care how she's jacked in.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

STR posted:

Eesh. Brokeback's transmission has definitely seen better days. The fluid is looking a bit dark, and it slams into drive when you put it in gear (but only after giving it some gas). I've already changed the external filter, I know I need to do the one inside the pan.. but nobody stocks it locally aside from the dealer. Grabbed a gallon of the finest Carquest ATF, a bottle of Lucas transmission honey, and while I'm at it, some spark plugs (the original part number NGKs it left the factory with), since I have no idea when (or if) they were last changed. The wires look new...ish, but for all I know they could be original.

Going to order the internal filter and gasket from Rockauto. Someone's been in there before though, it's slathered in RTV, enough that it's squished WAY out around the pan. Gonna have to get a scraper. I'm betting hoping some of it may be clogging up the screen inside and causing it to slam into gear. :ohdear: (it'll move once you put it in drive, but not much at idle, then KACHUNK once you give it gas.. then it drives fine until it's put back in park for awhile). It drives mostly fine once it's slipped and slammed into gear, with an occasional flare if I'm really caning it (one WOT run won't make it do it, but several back to back will cause it). Not nearly as bad as kastein's Foz, but I think I may have to get the "high mileage Subaru owner starter kit" soon (spare EJ253, spare head gaskets, and spare 4EAT - HGs aren't visibly leaking and there's no mixing of fluids, no smoke either, so they've either been done before or someone had incredible luck with this thing).


I have an .edu email (three, actually - two from the university I went to, one from a community college, and they all still work), but I have prime through my GF at the moment. Might try to use the student prime promo again once I move out.


Cripes. I'm paying $12/mo for AAA Plus for 2 people, $30/6 months for SiriusXM, $3.99 for Robokiller (app), $5.99 for Hulu, and $12/mo for a seedbox. I should probably downgrade the seedbox, I don't use it nearly as much as I used to. I was also paying $10/mo for Photoshop and Lightroom, but every time I try to cancel they throw 3 months free at me. :shrug:

I had a Black Friday deal on Hulu for $1.99/mo, but GF lost her poo poo because (a) she'd lose her watch history and (b) WELL I'M PAYING FOR 4K NETFLIX, WHY SHOULD YOU GET A DISCOUNT. :fuckoff:

You dont need to replace the internal filter. Its just a fine mesh screen that just needs to be cleaned out with brake cleaner. Do that, the pan and the magnet. I think it has an oring for the pickup so just replace that. I bet it fixes all those problems aside from maybe the flaring because it sounds like the screen is super clogged and its starving for fluid.

Woolwich Bagnet
Apr 27, 2003



InitialDave posted:

Hell, people don't believe Siemens used to have an office in Staines. It's repeated enough online people think it must be a joke, and they've moved that office now, but you still see references to it on older documents etc sometimes.

Siemens (per meter) is also the SI unit for electrical conductivity.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012




holy poo poo

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

Geoj posted:

Guessing a non-native English speaker came up with that one and nobody thought to tell them "no."

I used to work as a field service technician for FujiFilm and around 2010 they proposed renaming the central server for digital photo labs as the "Digital Imaging Controller" or DIC for short - pronounced just the way you'd expect.

A US-based senior product specialist had to explain to the team in Japan why that was a bad idea.

My wife's cousin's ob/gyn was the one who told her that with her last name Do, naming her firstborn Dylan and calling him Dyl was suboptimal. (My wife heard the chatter when my MIL was on the phone with someone else in Vietnamese. 'Apparently it means ... plastic penis?!"

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


I'm waiting for Subaru to give one away.

Because no one gives a gently caress

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Olympic Mathlete posted:

society is the worst.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


sharkytm posted:

A company that I worked for workshopped "Dedicated, Innovative, Collaborative, and Knowledgeable" as our internal team motto. Yup, DICK. There was also a "Verification Action Group"... VAG.

So you made sure DICK was working with VAG?
Sounds about right.

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

I mean that or the Advanced Supply System, but you gotta take it slow with those guys

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

..........................

I know that real. I read it's real. I fact checked to make sure its real.

I still dont believe it

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

They shouldn't restrict it to just one model. Just have it be the Subaru Ultimate Customized Kit Special.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

shy boy from chess club posted:

You dont need to replace the internal filter. Its just a fine mesh screen that just needs to be cleaned out with brake cleaner. Do that, the pan and the magnet. I think it has an oring for the pickup so just replace that. I bet it fixes all those problems aside from maybe the flaring because it sounds like the screen is super clogged and its starving for fluid.

Yeah I'm thinking it's clogged to hell. But a kit from Rockauto includes a gasket, screen, and the o-ring, for $15ish. It doesn't have a gasket at the moment, just a fuckton of RTV. I'm already ordering wipers for both my car and GF's (mine has the finest $4 Walmart wipers that could get it through our state inspection; Rockauto always has Bosch wipers for stupid cheap), plus a thermostat for mine, so it shouldn't add much to shipping.

Just the fluid change plus the Lucas transmission honey made a night and day difference, so there's a good chance it just had the wrong fluid in it entirely (though I'd think the Lucas would be even harder for it to pull through the screen, it took over 10 minutes for the 24 oz bottle to empty into the dipstick tube, with constant squeezing/watching for overflow/etc....). I know it had an ATF flush :bawl: and cooling system flush right before I got it, at a local quick brake/lube chain (less than 8k ago), and the fluid looked pretty ugly already (at least for the mileage) - it was WAY underfilled when I got it, coolant was also half a gallon low (betting they checked levels with the engine off and cold, and didn't bother burping the cooling system) . It also got new brakes at that time, but the front rotors were beyond hosed when I got it (pads looked new, rotors very possibly original to the car with the massive lip they had). It went from a somewhat sloppy 1 to 2 upshift to downright "throw you back in the seat a little bit", and the 2 to 3 upshift went from "sloppy fifths" to "kinda sloppy seconds" (under light throttle it's pretty firm, under heavy throttle it gets sloppy, but no longer flares).

Adding insult to injury, it needed a new RF axle BADLY when I got it (inner boot basically gone, visible metal shavings around it). It still has a nasty shake under throttle; when I swapped rotors, I noticed the LF axle was a very recent Napa axle. I tried moving it to check for play in the joints, and... the dickbeaters didn't install the roll pin. :cripes: I also tried putting in the FWD fuse, and the shaking basically went from paint shaker to "it's shaking so violently at WOT that I can't see the road clearly, my eyes can't move fast enough".

Darchangel posted:

So you made sure DICK was working with VAG?
Sounds about right.

Not in my world. :colbert:

randomidiot fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Jan 9, 2020

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
1000000% that was a deliberate move by some clever soul

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


NumbersMatching320 posted:

I mean that or the Advanced Supply System, but you gotta take it slow with those guys

:golfclap:

STR posted:

Not in my world. :colbert:

Please see above quote.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

..........................

I know that real. I read it's real. I fact checked to make sure its real.

I still dont believe it

i wont believe it until i see it on subaru.com or subaru.jp

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

easy PR stunt with plausible deniability if they got decorum pushback imo

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
I want the new Bronco to be good like the old Bronco and old Ranger but I do not know if it will be good or if it will be bad like the new Ranger

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

canyoneer posted:

I want the new Bronco to be good like the old Bronco and old Ranger but I do not know if it will be good or if it will be bad like the new Ranger

you actually know, in your heart

Krakkles
May 5, 2003

canyoneer posted:

I want the new Bronco to be good like the old Bronco and old Ranger but I do not know if it will be good or if it will be bad like the new Ranger
Agreed. I'm hoping that because they're making a Baby Bronco, they'll make the full Bronco more gnarly, but I'm not counting on it.

Raptor Bronco with a Coyote sounds fun.

Krakkles
May 5, 2003

canyoneer posted:

I want the new Bronco to be good like the old Bronco and old Ranger but I do not know if it will be good or if it will be bad like the new Ranger
Agreed. I'm hoping that because they're making a Baby Bronco, they'll make the full Bronco more gnarly, but I'm not counting on it.

Raptor Bronco with a Coyote sounds fun.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

They are going to try and blend the old styling with new and it will end up looking like everything else but with an extra ugly rear end

everdave
Nov 14, 2005
My Hi Ace fire truck is going up on BAT in the next week or two, got some glamour shots at the local fire station yesterday...

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
looks good. i stayed in your town once!

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

looks good. i stayed in your town once!
Pontypandy isn't real.

everdave
Nov 14, 2005

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

looks good. i stayed in your town once!

Cool! Passing through or for the caves and waterfalls or ?

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

everdave posted:

My Hi Ace fire truck is going up on BAT in the next week or two, got some glamour shots at the local fire station yesterday...



I can't wait to watch this auction. I hope the bidding goes nuts! It's such a unique HiAce.

everdave
Nov 14, 2005

meatpimp posted:

I can't wait to watch this auction. I hope the bidding goes nuts! It's such a unique HiAce.

Me too brother...no reserve!

ilkhan
Oct 7, 2004

You'll be sorry you made fun of me when Daddy Donald jails all my posting enemies!

canyoneer posted:

I want the new Bronco to be good like the old Bronco and old Ranger but I do not know if it will be good or if it will be bad like the new Ranger
There's nothing *bad* about the new Ranger. There's just nothing particularly *good* about it either.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

STR posted:

Yeah I'm thinking it's clogged to hell. But a kit from Rockauto includes a gasket, screen, and the o-ring, for $15ish. It doesn't have a gasket at the moment, just a fuckton of RTV. I'm already ordering wipers for both my car and GF's (mine has the finest $4 Walmart wipers that could get it through our state inspection; Rockauto always has Bosch wipers for stupid cheap), plus a thermostat for mine, so it shouldn't add much to shipping.

Just the fluid change plus the Lucas transmission honey made a night and day difference, so there's a good chance it just had the wrong fluid in it entirely (though I'd think the Lucas would be even harder for it to pull through the screen, it took over 10 minutes for the 24 oz bottle to empty into the dipstick tube, with constant squeezing/watching for overflow/etc....). I know it had an ATF flush :bawl: and cooling system flush right before I got it, at a local quick brake/lube chain (less than 8k ago), and the fluid looked pretty ugly already (at least for the mileage) - it was WAY underfilled when I got it, coolant was also half a gallon low (betting they checked levels with the engine off and cold, and didn't bother burping the cooling system) . It also got new brakes at that time, but thee 3 front rotors were beyond hosed when I got it (pads looked new, rotors very possibly original to the car with the massive lip they had). It went from a somewhat sloppy 1 to 2 upshift to downright "throw you back in the seat a little bit", and the 2 to 3 upshift went from "sloppy fifths" to "kinda sloppy seconds" (under light throttle it's pretty firm, under heavy throttle it gets sloppy, but no longer flares).

Oh God yea get that fluid out. I use the synthetic Valvoline Dex7 or whatever it is now and they love it. The 2-3 shift is always squishy but 1-2 and 3-4 are awesome with that fluid and clean filters. Mine was the same way, no pan gasket just like 3 different entire tubes of rtv. 15 for the screen, ring and gasket is definitely worth it. At least it has a drain plug so that's nice too. I'm surprised the Lucas made it better unless it had some type of Type F in there which is uh, stickier, than dextron and the Lucas made it slipperier. Putting Type F in a dextron transmission is an old trick to make a failing trans shift slightly better long enough to sell it to the next guy. Trick Shift is basically Type F. Hopefully the right fluid and good filters fix it rather than unleash the demons but if so at least 4eats are cheap and iirc you have access to the pay by hour garage with a lift. That won't happen though, it will shift like new :ohdear:

Oh yeah you should have parts of the fsm that cover the timing belt in your mail.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

everdave posted:

Me too brother...no reserve!

Please post when you do, I don't watch BAT often but would like to watch this go.

everdave
Nov 14, 2005

slidebite posted:

Please post when you do, I don't watch BAT often but would like to watch this go.

Absolutely will, trying to think positive!!!

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

..........................

I know that real. I read it's real. I fact checked to make sure its real.

I still dont believe it

Subaru is getting ready to go the way of Ferrari, only taking care of their most loyal customers. The only way to get a new STI is after your FUCKS.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
:(

My aunt passed away today. She had multiple cancers in her body and didnt want to prolong her life any further. I'm sad but really more worried about my dad. This will be very hard for him.


Edit: dad texted me just moments ago to inform me but isn't able to talk on the phone right now.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Aww man sorry to hear that Rhyno, condolences

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

everdave posted:

Cool! Passing through or for the caves and waterfalls or ?

work stuff nearby, just a few days

stevobob
Nov 16, 2008

Alchemy - the study of how to turn LS1's into a 20B. :science:


Rhyno, I'm sorry for you.


SeaGoatSupreme posted:

I haven't taken exception to owlpersons posts, but then I'm such a white noise poster even my mom leaves my texts on read.

This is some quality self-deprecation that did not get any love.

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randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Sorry to hear Rhyno. :glomp:

shy boy from chess club posted:

Oh God yea get that fluid out. I use the synthetic Valvoline Dex7 or whatever it is now and they love it. The 2-3 shift is always squishy but 1-2 and 3-4 are awesome with that fluid and clean filters. Mine was the same way, no pan gasket just like 3 different entire tubes of rtv. 15 for the screen, ring and gasket is definitely worth it. At least it has a drain plug so that's nice too. I'm surprised the Lucas made it better unless it had some type of Type F in there which is uh, stickier, than dextron and the Lucas made it slipperier. Putting Type F in a dextron transmission is an old trick to make a failing trans shift slightly better long enough to sell it to the next guy. Trick Shift is basically Type F. Hopefully the right fluid and good filters fix it rather than unleash the demons but if so at least 4eats are cheap and iirc you have access to the pay by hour garage with a lift. That won't happen though, it will shift like new :ohdear:

Oh yeah you should have parts of the fsm that cover the timing belt in your mail.

Oh yeah, I've used the Type F trick before. :v: I do plan to get the rest of the fluid out, but finances mean that won't happen for another week. One of the cooler lines also looks really bad, so I'm gonna go ahead and replace both. Hopefully that doesn't lead to a surprise radiator replacement :ohdear: but it has the original radiator, so there's a good chance the plastic barbs might come off with the hoses. I don't really trust a plastic tank radiator that's this old anyway, up until recently it was old enough to buy cigarettes, so I may just go ahead and get a spare one for peace of mind.

Thanks for that FSM snippet.

randomidiot fucked around with this message at 13:19 on Jan 10, 2020

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