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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


I have a degree in systematic zoology and welp time to throw out all the old stuff

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I want a degree in asymmetrical zoology

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

echinopsis posted:

asymmetrical zoology

this thrills the crab

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
new poasting station

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

Chris Knight posted:

new poasting station


The Executive Computer”: a telephone handset, some unlabeled sliders and switches that don't do anything, and the three motherfuck you andon lights.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Lake of Methane posted:

The Executive Computer”: a telephone handset, some unlabeled sliders and switches that don't do anything, and the three motherfuck you andon lights.

perfect for the Mel Brooks self-insert character

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Okay I'm getting in on this



I'm doing my part! I wish you many a mammary

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


https://i.imgur.com/1AxSTqi.mp4

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

a good trade

AlbertFlasher
Feb 14, 2006

Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band

lol owned

mystes
May 31, 2006

Love the new iphone pro mackerel

Rooney McNibnug
Sep 2, 2008

"Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3_QmiNs52o

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006

always release your phones back to the river

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
confirmed, it has a battery in it doesn't it

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

mystes
May 31, 2006

Don't doxx my swap file

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

im the dick smith

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

ChubbyChecker posted:

im the dick smith
big fan of ur work

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

big fan of ur work



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlbUnd0K4ho

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




for some reason dick smith went out of business.









I worked in a dick for 6 months when I was a teen. in that time I only sold one computer and one Sunday morning when I was hung over I threw up all over the cordless phones on display while I was with a customer. good times.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

for some reason dick smith went out of business.









I worked in a dick for 6 months when I was a teen. in that time I only sold one computer and one Sunday morning when I was hung over I threw up all over the cordless phones on display while I was with a customer. good times.

o7

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


KoRMaK posted:

thought the frozen guy was buzz light year for a sec

lol

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


https://twitter.com/paprbckparadise/status/1453044386783105029?t=oxPSU7LFuDAxzn0Z_0A9tA&s=19



alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


https://twitter.com/Saberspark/status/1452733634759348224?t=xf_wvpn7MdrYBixmfLKrVQ&s=19

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




that’s the sex number.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Displeased Moo Cow posted:

that’s the sex number.

duomo
Oct 9, 2007




Soiled Meat

forty pages and an OOM

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017


nice it's even got dolby

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




gotta have a slightly reduced hiss from those moaning undead pussies

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



wow rattling tits

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
eerie dicks and cracking asses?

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

the print job on that looks professional if you zoom in, you can sort of almost see cmyk halftone patterns, which don't show up on typical home printers. of course trying to google "halloween sex tape" for possible origins gives me entirely different results.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

mystes posted:

Love the new iphone pro mackerel

lmao

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


wow, what a coincidence that this guy just happened to be filming this hot lady taking pictures of a fish at the exact moment she awkwardly tossed a phone into the lake, totally by accident

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




oh sagebrush :allears:

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

polyester concept posted:

the print job on that looks professional if you zoom in, you can sort of almost see cmyk halftone patterns, which don't show up on typical home printers. of course trying to google "halloween sex tape" for possible origins gives me entirely different results.
Paperback Paradise does fake books and what-have-you

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011



https://www.patreon.com/posts/halloween-sex-43263460

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Achmed Jones posted:

wow rattling tits

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

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