|
He takes hours 2 sex u up. Just like Sting!
|
![]() |
|
![]()
|
# ? Jun 27, 2024 23:20 |
|
Tantric sex but it’s Sting the wrestler.
|
![]() |
|
Takes off condom to reveal another condom.
|
![]() |
|
Dang It Bhabhi! posted:One of you touched the poop. That Clippy has always been kinda a slut.
|
![]() |
|
Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Tantric sex but it’s Sting the wrestler. **points at u with baseball bat from the rafters of the bedroom for weeks at a time**
|
![]() |
|
Another “is that a gun?!” observer here. I could see him posing with one like that though. Anything for clicks, right?
|
![]() |
|
For each 1000 likes I'll play a round of russian roulette against Scooby Doo
|
![]() |
|
Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Tantric sex but it’s Sting the wrestler. Gives his signature move "The Stinger Splash" a whole new meaning
|
![]() |
|
Zefiel posted:How do you gently caress a hairbrush that bad
|
![]() |
|
crazy eyes mustafa posted:Egeez? Oh, jeez! How did this entity get its name? It’s terrible.
|
![]() |
|
When I think of Mickey Mouse I think of slushes
|
![]() |
|
When I think of him what comes to mind is all the boatloads of bootleg stuff out there with the airbrushed art plastered on it, like backpacks and tablet covers.
|
![]() |
|
Whenever I see Mickey Mouse I think "boring cartoons for boring people". And those cartoons are old as gently caress. Other than the video games he's been in what has Mickey actually done in the last 20 years? Almost nothing. He's a figurehead and mascot for one of the scummiest and shittiest companies in the history of the world.
|
![]() |
|
Elephant Ambush posted:Whenever I see Mickey Mouse I think "boring cartoons for boring people". And those cartoons are old as gently caress. Other than the video games he's been in what has Mickey actually done in the last 20 years? Almost nothing. They're still making Mickey Mouse cartoons and comics, the same way new Garfield stuff comes out. It's just that no one cares that much
|
![]() |
|
Disney and WB had the problem of their characters becoming mascots, and mascots can’t rock the boat like all those great cartoons did. (Plus, corporate conservatism.)
|
![]() |
|
Speaking as someone with a small child they are still making new Mickey Mouse cartoons and they are, like, fine The cool thing to do is say Mickey Mouse is an empty signifier but if you actually pay even the slightest attention you will see he is more like an idealized boy scout, always just trying to figure out the problem others are having and help solve it. It is incredibly inoffensive overall (I mean, if you view it separated from whatever else you think of Walt Disney)
|
![]() |
no nathen you're supposed to use the end without the bristles ![]()
|
|
![]() |
|
Elephant Ambush posted:Whenever I see Mickey Mouse I think "boring cartoons for boring people". And those cartoons are old as gently caress. Other than the video games he's been in what has Mickey actually done in the last 20 years? Almost nothing. He's a figurehead and mascot for one of the scummiest and shittiest companies in the history of the world. settle down and look at the garf
|
![]() |
|
I like the products egeez lists as examples of things you can buy (or I guess sell, since the website seems to be geared towards suppliers rather than consumers at this time). Where else can you find such rare and wondrous items as: Lego Batman keychain, Superman plastic water bottle, "Sheriff Woody Pride Figure", or Mickey Mouse t-shirt? I mean, other than the cheap plastic crap section at Wal-Mart. It's just so stupid, it even says "this is a $5 trillion dollar business and we want a piece!!" without actually offering any reason for anyone, supplier or buyer, to use this service. You have to give people a reason to give you money and this just doesn't have one, like, at all. Whoever provides the seed capital for these ventures must really not care about seeing any kind of returns at all.
|
![]() |
|
Futanari Damacy posted:I like the products egeez lists as examples of things you can buy (or I guess sell, since the website seems to be geared towards suppliers rather than consumers at this time). Where else can you find such rare and wondrous items as: Lego Batman keychain, Superman plastic water bottle, "Sheriff Woody Pride Figure", or Mickey Mouse t-shirt? I mean, other than the cheap plastic crap section at Wal-Mart. It's probably Nathen's dad giving him allowance money to go away and stop bothering him.
|
![]() |
|
Futanari Damacy posted:Whoever provides the seed capital for these ventures must really not care about seeing any kind of returns at all. The only return his investors are concerned about is their space alien incel weirdo son returning to embarrass them in front of the other tycoons
|
![]() |
|
I’m picturing Nathen in his orange suit making a Garf sales pitch to a bunch of Saudi princes in a palace somewhere and lmao You absolutely know it has happened at some point.
|
![]() |
|
Frank Frank posted:I’m picturing Nathen in his orange suit making a Garf sales pitch to a bunch of Saudi princes in a palace somewhere and lmao I feel like it's almost happened a few times, and it was diverted only by the speed of the receptionist and the grace of God
|
![]() |
|
I doubt MBS likes Garfield. Lasagna, maybe.
|
![]() |
|
He posted a gif of his face on a gingerbread man humping a candy cane pole but looks like he deleted it I wish I was making this up
|
![]() |
|
wynott dunn posted:He posted a gif of his face on a gingerbread man humping a candy cane pole but looks like he deleted it You are a horrible monster for not screencapping it. I ho-ho-hope you land in fork jail.
|
![]() |
|
I went back to screencap it and it was already gone ![]()
|
![]() |
|
Remember, these cherished moments too soon will pass; screencap early, screencap often, for even entergagers will eventually discover shame.
|
![]() |
|
screencap this bithc https://twitter.com/NotoriousGOF/status/1469344898084184074?t=zdNBxkk5VzsSsBYb7MKbFQ&s=19
|
![]() |
|
lol the titties on that garf
|
![]() |
Nathen may actually be bound by a hell demon and forced to Garf against his will![]()
|
|
![]() |
|
Frank Frank posted:You are a horrible monster for not screencapping it. I ho-ho-hope you land in fork jail. In the spirit of the season, let’s forgive this blunder. Besides, at this point of entergagement the mental image is enough.
|
![]() |
|
![]()
|
![]() |
|
AGAB
|
![]() |
|
Seth Pecksniff posted:Nathen may actually be bound by a hell demon and forced to Garf against his will Garfield is more like The Jaunt, so empty and devoid of anything that it drives people insane and causes them to hallucinate cosmic horrors floating in the nothingness.
|
![]() |
|
Yaldabaoth posted:Garfield is more like The Jaunt, so empty and devoid of anything that it drives people insane and causes them to hallucinate cosmic horrors floating in the nothingness. Mondays are longer than you think.
|
![]() |
|
Today he posted an enormous caterpillar of his usual aging starlet glory days crap. Not a very good follow in my opinion.
|
![]() |
|
Futanari Damacy posted:Today he posted an enormous caterpillar of his usual aging starlet glory days crap. Not a very good follow in my opinion. It had a moment of accidental introspection. ![]()
|
![]() |
|
Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Mondays are longer than you think. I was on probation because of weird christmas cards and desperately wanted to post "LONGER THAN YOU THINK, DAD" but didn't get to. I sure hope you appreciate my candor.
|
![]() |
|
![]()
|
# ? Jun 27, 2024 23:20 |
|
Escape From Noise posted:It had a moment of accidental introspection. he's still making that face. Please someone tell him to stop making that fuckin' face.
|
![]() |