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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




prefect posted:

you should have asked if you could take pictures

use classy words when you ask, like "cooch"
:yikes:

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Al! posted:

it's weird that you can't vape on a plane but you can take off your shoes

GET THESE MOTHERFUCKEN VAPES OFF THIS MOTHERFUCKEN PLANE

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




c shoppin for christmas s: done. i am ready to give gifts to a very minor part of extended family

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Al! posted:

anti tobacco is the most successful propaganda campaign ever conceived of in the United States

and the tobacco companies are working overtime to keep it from taking root anywhere else in the world.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Al! posted:

it's weird that you can't vape on a plane but you can take off your shoes
i bet some cloud clown's 2 kW miracle vape is a safety hazard for the plane

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

ArmZ posted:

GET THESE MOTHERFUCKEN VAPES OFF THIS MOTHERFUCKEN PLANE

also works for bapes

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

kalstrams posted:

i bet some cloud clown's 2 kW miracle vape is a safety hazard for the plane

oh no doubt they don't belong on planes, but neither do bare stinky feet

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




ArmZ posted:

also works for bapes
urban dictionary gives me mixed signal here

Al! posted:

oh no doubt they don't belong on planes, but neither do bare stinky feet
i was just adding to circlejerk with latest and freshest in militant vaping scene

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




c whatsapp s: group of my uni class is moving into hardon physics conversation :madmax:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

http://m.imgur.com/a/YBVll

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

kalstrams posted:

urban dictionary gives me mixed signal here

:bape:

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




oh, i dont see

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




im mad but I think I need a better explanation before I can be really mad

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

kalstrams posted:

oh, i dont see

i don't know the origin, but they love this picture in the phiz picture thread

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

prefect posted:

i don't know the origin, but they love this picture in the phiz picture thread



I love that thread

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




prefect posted:

i don't know the origin, but they love this picture in the phiz picture thread


uhh, ill let this stay a mystery

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

ArmZ posted:

I love that thread

i used to follow it, but eventually gave up because i don't know what they're talking about 95% of the time

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




n-no!

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

would flip through that book. if it had pictures inside, might even read some

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




im ready to bet it's thrice thicker than book in the background to the left

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

update: got invited down to the office potluck. now im surrounded by food and also hungry. double :rip:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
The Virginia police officer who wanted to photograph a 17-year-old boy's erect penis in connection to a juvenile sexting case committed suicide Tuesday as authorities went to arrest him on pedophilia-related charges. Those charges were not connected to last year's sexting case that received global media coverage.

Detective David Edward Abbott, a member of the Northern Virginia-Washington DC Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force, last year had obtained a warrant to inject a young boy with a drug that would cause an erection. Abbott wanted to photograph that erection and compare it with photos found on a 15-year-old girl's phone. Amid a public outcry, the Manassas City police eventually decided against doing that. The 17-year-old boy got a year of probation for sexting his teen girlfriend.


gently caress that guy

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
is anyone surprised

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
that's the kind of guy whose family is kind of relieved when they go to prison

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Al! posted:

is anyone surprised
i cant say that my shorthand manual on common police tactics did include rigging a minor with viagra

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
this just in: la is full of pussies

A terror threat on Tuesday that ultimately proved to be a hoax kept more than 600,000 children in Los Angeles from going to school. Meanwhile, thousands of miles east, a similar threat didn’t prevent another 1.1 million kids in New York from attending classes.

The Los Angeles Unified School District’s decision to shut down on Tuesday earned it some criticism, notably from its New York counterparts. As my colleague Marina Koren noted, New York Mayor Bill de Blasio implied that Los Angeles had overreacted, while NYPD Chief William Bratton, a commissioner emeritus of the LAPD, dismissed the threat as something out of Homeland.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
well sure New Yorkers aren't overreacting to terror attacks, they've never been attacked and no Muslims live there

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!
Slippery Tilde

prefect posted:

Thanks to technology and modern cosmopolitan society, a woman who is an 8 or above in beauty has been exposed to more toxic situations and experiences where she’s achieved some level of e-fame, been validated incessantly for her appearance, and been offered money, consumer products, and trips for her vagina (and likely accepted those offers).

i dated this really hot singer chick for awhile and dudes would hoot and holler at her from moving cars

granted this was the deep south so a decent amount of them were black dudes but plenty more were annoying white douchebags too


one time we were standing at a bar waiting on our drinks in a group and some random dude just walks up and puts his arm around her and is all HEY WHAT'S UP (i just tapped him on the shoulder and told him to beat it)



my friend in nola who did that catcall comic got it much worse - she used to get flashed p regularly by drunk guys when she worked in the Quarter

being a lady just sounds exhausting

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i dated this really hot singer chick for awhile and dudes would hoot and holler at her from moving cars

granted this was the deep south so a decent amount of them were black dudes but plenty more were annoying white douchebags too


one time we were standing at a bar waiting on our drinks in a group and some random dude just walks up and puts his arm around her and is all HEY WHAT'S UP (i just tapped him on the shoulder and told him to beat it)



my friend in nola who did that catcall comic got it much worse - she used to get flashed p regularly by drunk guys when she worked in the Quarter

being a lady just sounds exhausting

just another reason why i don't usually feel bad about being a shut-in -- this way i know i'm not contributing to the problem (not that i would ever act like that, but you never know; maybe i have creepy eyes)

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Tusen Takk posted:

my father in law quit drinking a thirty pack per day cold turkey two weeks ago and he hasn't dropped dead or had the DTs yet

it's a Christmas miracle

that sounds like a medical miracle too. he should let some doctors poke around and see if they can learn something about neurotransmitters or liver function or something

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Al! posted:

oh no doubt they don't belong on planes, but neither do bare stinky feet

i like to undo my shoes all the way for looseness, but i leave them on

in the summer i was on a 9 hour flight and the woman behind me took off her shoes and socks and stuck her leg through the gap between the seat and the wall. i would have liked it if she were shot by the sky marshal

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




c shopping s: gently caress, forgot to buy instant coffee for step-grandma

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!
Slippery Tilde

Sagebrush posted:

i like to undo my shoes all the way for looseness, but i leave them on

in the summer i was on a 9 hour flight and the woman behind me took off her shoes and socks and stuck her leg through the gap between the seat and the wall. i would have liked it if she were shot by the sky marshal

perfect opportunity to lick a stranger's toes w/o repercussions right there

i don't even think you would've gotten in trouble if you pinned her leg first

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
Vonage is weird

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Silver Alicorn posted:

Vonage is weird

that reminds me I need to figure out if I want to stop paying them.

Tanith
Jul 17, 2005


Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores
Use them, lose them, salvage more
Kick off the next AI war
In the Persean Sector

kalstrams posted:

c shopping s: gently caress, forgot to buy instant coffee for step-grandma

I need to go get coffee gifts today too. dad is weird and doesn't like dark roast.

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
cjs: sitting down at a job interview and the first question from HR is what's my expected salary, and I do the whole spiel and she's like... "give me a range" so i say my range and she is like "okay... well let me get the guys and get started"

and it's been like 30 minutes and no one has come back.

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Tanith posted:

I need to go get coffee gifts today too. dad is weird and doesn't like dark roast.
neither of my parents like dark roast, but they've requested liquor this time so whatever. mother's coffee preferences are on the weirder end for me - she likes coffee so sour that pressing half a lemon into a cup is fairly regular thing (with how bad is coffee selection in latvian supermarkets, that is)

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