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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

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01011001
Dec 26, 2012


lmao

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
namblmao

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Nambla is a Trotskyist splinter grouo

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Krankenstyle posted:

Also, Sikhs were attacked a bunch because they're brown and wear turbans (so they're clearly not Mexican, which is the other slot for brown people) and all muslims wear turbans like in the whatever bullshit boomers & gen-x'ers watched as children

I drive by the Oak Creek Sikh temple all the time and have to remember the most illustrative example of chuds not being able to tell the difference between various flavors of brown people.

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Krankenstyle posted:

Also, Sikhs were attacked a bunch because they're brown and wear turbans (so they're clearly not Mexican, which is the other slot for brown people) and all muslims wear turbans like in the whatever bullshit boomers & gen-x'ers watched as children

aladdin

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

-MORE MONEY FOR US

-FUCK...YOU KNOW, THE THING

The island of Lesbos sued the LGBT community of Greece about the use of the word "Lesbian" and lost

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:

a significant number of people polled supported bombing Agrabah

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

Feldegast42 posted:

Everybody lost their poo poo over someone who looked vaguely from the middle east for a decade afterwards when security footage of the 9/11 hijackers showed that they looked like any other businessman running to catch a flight

wish we started profiling businessmen as terrorists

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


Javid posted:

a significant number of people polled supported bombing Agrabah

Behead those who insult Prince Ali - fabulous he - Ali Ababwa

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Donkwich posted:

wish we started profiling businessmen as terrorists

Jello Biafra was a prophet.

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


julian assamge’s dead man switch

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
lol getfiscal just retweeted this which i had forgotten about

https://twitter.com/jack/status/53545

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

GalacticAcid posted:

lol getfiscal just retweeted this which i had forgotten about

https://twitter.com/jack/status/53545

:staredog:

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


the SEAL twins Rick Perry would have around him all the time

https://i.imgur.com/7BdE8RF.gifv

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
lmfao

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Fuzzy McDoom posted:

The island of Lesbos sued the LGBT community of Greece about the use of the word "Lesbian" and lost

lmao really

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
“Well, Napoleon finished a little bit bad,” Trump said as he recalled a trip to Napoleon’s tomb. “But I asked that. So I asked the president, So what about Napoleon? He said, ‘No, no, no. What he did was incredible. He designed Paris.’”

After some words that are garbled on the audio track, Trump went on, “The street grid, the way they work, you know, the spokes. He did so many things even beyond. And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death. How many times has Russia been saved by the weather [garbled]?”

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC0thT7hiDQ

Still can't get over the fact that this guy ran the country.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/Tankie_Viciedo/status/1079855561137680390

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Chieves posted:

Kurt Eichenwald likes tentacle hentai

That was a pretty hilarious story especially all his sad backpedaling attempts.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

StashAugustine posted:

Nambla is a Trotskyist splinter grouo

Tony Blair and Christopher Hitchens were both trots back in the day

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtnXSra0ZYQ

VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/706670045410299904?s=19

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Chieves posted:

Kurt Eichenwald likes tentacle hentai

actually one of the layers of humor to that entire affair was that the hentai in question was emphatically not tentacle porn, and he claimed that he somehow ended up there after being completely unable to find any tentacle porn anywhere on the whole of the internet (especially not the hentai-specific website hosting the porn he was looking at, which definitely doesn't have search features/tagging)

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

that time Alex Jones' phone was shown on broadcast and there was trans porn on there






https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/alex-jones-trans-porn-phone-infowars-marissa-minx-a8510801.html

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

lovely pentagram

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Former Tory cabinet minister Michael Heseltine strangled a dog to death

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
https://twitter.com/mcclure111/status/1091858190218809345?s=19

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

MikeCrotch posted:

Former Tory cabinet minister Michael Heseltine strangled a dog to death

Former Tory MP Stephen Milligan strangled himself to death while having a wank

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


That article about how Hillary was like an abuela

And also the claim that she always carried a bottle of hot sauce in her purse

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

cool dance moves posted:

And also the claim that she always carried a bottle of hot sauce in her purse

Weirdly that one was probably true. People dug up an old article where it was mentioned as a strange quirk of hers

The Crotch
Oct 16, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Sister Abuela.

Boatswain
May 29, 2012
A GCHQ or MI6 analyst was found dead, locked in a sportsbag, and that the latest inquest concluded that he probably did himself in.

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003
verrit

the most precise example of why democrats are terrible

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


The Crotch posted:

Sister Abuela.
combo with that "Hillary is the Moon" thing

https://twitter.com/easydiff/status/796054852530864128

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jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

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