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Lunatic Sledge
Jun 8, 2013

choose your own horror isekai sci-fi Souls-like urban fantasy gamer simulator adventure

or don't?
what if the fake dril tweets are so accurate because the real dril tweets were also made by a robot


edit: gently caress
https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1215802476177186816

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Thread

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


Underrated, and that it's coming from Michael McKean is even more underrated

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/realbdw/status/1215878637905276931

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1215711268394487809

https://twitter.com/jilltwiss/status/1215805872858902528

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/thelastkylos/status/1215467894827552768?s=21

(Follow through)

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

DARTH VADER: You think I’m stupid, Lando! You and your whole loving city! I heard you resurfaced your loving hallway floors. Do you know how that makes me feel?! Do you think your life is more important than…

LANDO: I never resurfaced anything! I don’t know who said that!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Corporate Twitter got synergy like loving whoa

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/leftatlondon/status/1215878253598003200?s=12

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

"Lest We Forget" there gets special bonus points for being a Brexiteer with the username "EuropePatriot".

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/jennyenicholson/status/1215883674014507008?s=21

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 40 hours!
https://twitter.com/Pfro/status/1216067166614753281?s=20
https://twitter.com/MonicaLewinsky/status/1216068064891944960?s=20

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/Krazygioo/status/1215866140481720320?s=19

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Who even uses Listerine? It's like rinsing with gasoline.

I asked my dentist if I should use it and he said that I could but there are many other mouthwashes that work good and aren't as strong.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://mobile.twitter.com/mikesblo...january_10_2020

Katt
Nov 14, 2017


She will make a million dollars on social media.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Katt posted:

She will make a million dollars on social media.

Popeyes gave her $10k apparently, which seems low for saying stupid poo poo on TV.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 40 hours!

Bobby Digital posted:

Popeyes gave her $10k apparently, which seems low for saying stupid poo poo on TV.

I mean, they didn't have to give her anything.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Skwirl posted:

I mean, they didn't have to give her anything.

Of course. It was joke about people making a lot of money to be dumb on TV.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/RummHammm/status/1215597915961536513

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome



Can someone explain to me what sort of brain poison operates in Britain that loving androgynous gay rockstars are also somehow gender essentialists.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Bobby Digital posted:

Popeyes gave her $10k apparently, which seems low for saying stupid poo poo on TV.

$10k worth of Popeye's chicken. I think that's an important distinction.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Katt posted:

Who even uses Listerine? It's like rinsing with gasoline.

I asked my dentist if I should use it and he said that I could but there are many other mouthwashes that work good and aren't as strong.

You can get drunk on Listerine.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

christmas boots posted:

$10k worth of Popeye's chicken. I think that's an important distinction.

Well call that slow suicide around here.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 40 hours!

The Little Death posted:

Can someone explain to me what sort of brain poison operates in Britain that loving androgynous gay rockstars are also somehow gender essentialists.

Especially the specific complaint about people specifying their pronouns in public when you changed you name to Boy George.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Inceltown posted:

You can get drunk on Listerine.

I thought they removed the alcohol and this was no longer the case?

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

The Little Death posted:

Can someone explain to me what sort of brain poison operates in Britain that loving androgynous gay rockstars are also somehow gender essentialists.

My personal theory is that the radical feminists of the 70s got journalism jobs, bought houses in the trendy parts of London where celebrities also live, and started to seed transphobia through the dinner parties they all got invited to.

(Probably the same dinner parties were the political journalists decide that the reason Labour lost the election is because they weren't racist enough for the North, I guess)

TinTower has a new favorite as of 00:01 on Jan 12, 2020

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Boy isn’t a pronoun. Checkmate, genderailures.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


El Gallinero Gros posted:

I thought they removed the alcohol and this was no longer the case?

There is a zero alcohol version but the classic is still out there.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

https://twitter.com/ohTEEJ/status/1214325506939727872?s=19

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
pretty sure some of those are toads

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Mister Speaker posted:

pretty sure some of those are toads

Who are you to tell them what they can and can't be?

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://mobile.twitter.com/danozzi/status/1215776690950959105

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Mister Speaker posted:

pretty sure some of those are toads

yeah, and they stay up front. Got a problem, find another ride

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 40 hours!

https://twitter.com/Chinchillazllla/status/1216167906100289539?s=19

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
I'd trust bernie with the 7 dragon balls

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Do you need a CDL to operate a gundam?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Mister Speaker posted:

pretty sure some of those are toads

Toads are frogs.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 40 hours!
Probably really goes into the poo poo that didn't happen thread, but whatever, I don't think it's meant to be a literal transcript.

https://twitter.com/EnchantdForrest/status/1216131816899268608?s=19

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

bossy lady posted:

Do you need a CDL to operate a gundam?

Strictly, yes. However the requirements for employment are traditionally waived if you are some combination of a. a literal child b. psychic or telekinetic c. bloodthirsty d. really really good at driving a gundam e. you just flat out stole the drat thing.

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