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ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

put the onion rings in a blender, little bit of diet coke, and drink up. no sloppy onions burning your chin, no crumbs on your shirt, just you on a one way trip to flavortown baby

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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


a white lady wasting food fetish video where she blends up breaded onion rings to make batter for onion rings

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money
Just fry the whole onion, who has time for rings

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Jam a stick into it and eat it whole like a candy apple

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Onion rings breaded with that fried onion green bean casserole topping stuff

a sexual elk has a new favorite as of 05:21 on Nov 9, 2023

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Nuebot posted:

Just fry the whole onion, who has time for rings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed6PkuzFL8A

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

CommonShore posted:

a white lady wasting food fetish video where she blends up breaded onion rings to make batter for onion rings

I was going to say, "how is that a fetish," but then I guess it isn't really a fetish unless it doesn't make any sense.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

pro tip: the sad onion ring worm is because the onion simply cooked too much when fried, you can help remediate this by dipping the onion slice into water and then laying them on a sheet tray to put in the freezer so the water left on the surface of the onion turns into a sheet of ice. then you can take all of your ice-coated onion slices and toss them directly into a fryer. it's gonna sound angry and look like you're about to start a grease fire, and that's because you are, god bless

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









ben shapino posted:

put the onion rings in a blender, little bit of diet coke, and drink up. no sloppy onions burning your chin, no crumbs on your shirt, just you on a one way trip to flavortown baby

Powerful

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


uber_stoat posted:

it does suck when the onion comes slithering out like a nasty slimy worm though.

, on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


Just fry a ring of dough and stop pretending you care about the onion, imo

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

Son of Rodney posted:

Just fry a ring of dough and stop pretending you care about the onion, imo
i

Maybe it's :thejoke: but you're describing a donut.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

CommonShore posted:

a white lady wasting food fetish video where she blends up breaded onion rings to make batter for onion rings

Science has gone too far

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

He forgot the breading.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Son of Rodney posted:

Just fry a ring of dough and stop pretending you care about the onion, imo

I love onions so loving much. King of foods. The reason savory is the best thing you can taste. Absolute god-level ultracomestible

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

All allium species really.

If I were a Greek god I would punish hubris by making people unable to taste onions. As soon as they figured it out they would find a high cliff and airmail themselves to hades I guaran-loving-tee it

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

freeedr posted:

All allium species really.

If I were a Greek god I would punish hubris by making people unable to taste onions. As soon as they figured it out they would find a high cliff and airmail themselves to hades I guaran-loving-tee it

"Laughs in Garlic*

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Philippe posted:

We could just not.

lol you thought we'd avoid a food derail

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Nothing goons love more than posting dull food takes. Oh you think [fast food chain] has good fries? You prefer red onions to yellow ones? Do go on, here in the Memes/Tweets/whatever thread.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018


GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
vegemite is good

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Beeswax posted:

Nothing goons love more than posting dull food takes. Oh you think [fast food chain] has good fries? You prefer red onions to yellow ones? Do go on, here in the Memes/Tweets/whatever thread.

Quick, somebody post some obvious rage bait to get the thread back on track.

SkeletonHero
Sep 7, 2010

:dehumanize:
:killing:
:dehumanize:
Star Wars

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer




Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015



kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Behold the power of the Orb.

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Eat Shit and Die

Lipstick Apathy

Beeswax posted:

Nothing goons love more than posting dull food takes. Oh you think [fast food chain] has good fries? You prefer red onions to yellow ones? Do go on, here in the Memes/Tweets/whatever thread.

Everyone knows red onions and white onions have different uses anyway

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Beeswax posted:

Nothing goons love more than posting dull food takes. Oh you think [fast food chain] has good fries? You prefer red onions to yellow ones? Do go on, here in the Memes/Tweets/whatever thread.

Nothing goons love more than proving themselves incapable of casual conversation. Oh you think [common topic] is pointless to discuss? You want more uncommented reposted content? Do go on, here in these discussion forums.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

big mean giraffe posted:

Everyone knows red onions and white onions have different uses anyway

One is for trucking, the other for loving :haibrow:

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

My fellow goon this is the uncommented reposted content thread.

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS


Is the orb gonna die? :ohdear:

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



the orb remains alive so long as it remains observed

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

orb-served

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Crystal Lake Witch posted:

I feel like if McDonald’s couldn’t make onion nuggets work, it’s a pretty clear sign that ring is the superior onion delivery format

Skill issue imo

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



Just gonna drop this here again

https://twitter.com/dril/status/204379513575055360?s=20

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


2500 likes is viral over there huh

https://twitter.com/flybottlemist/status/1722401149225992578

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
jesus christ doo doo doo doo doo doo

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Oily Josh, the smoothest Saviour.

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
https://twitter.com/GoodReddit/status/1722639087520104527

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1722657982818013432

https://twitter.com/depthsofwiki/status/1722663396741394496

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Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
It's worse now because it's a bologna sandwich with lettuce. I try to put greens on sandwiches as much as possible, but for a bologna sandwich it just doesn't feel right. You want that stuff to practically become one with the bread & cheese.

Tree Bucket posted:

I was going to say, "how is that a fetish," but then I guess it isn't really a fetish unless it doesn't make any sense.

Just throw in some boobs I guess

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